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Default Re: Biblical Periodic Table of Elements - 03-03-2008, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
The Landover Baptist University for the Saved has received an offer of a $1.5Million grant from the DOF to research into a True™ Periodic Table. The offer is conditional upon a Republican victory, so we are entirely confident and are spending the money prudently and wisely.

As no further research work will take place until after November, the following is thus to be considered a work in progress. All the more so, as it has not yet been peer reviewed. Suggestions, amendments, additions are welcome.

Bathfire E
The Genesis Group
This is mainly concerned with the basic elements.
Brass: There is what I believe to be an errant group of researchers, who would have it that Brass can be transmuted to Copper and another, as yet unnamed, element. However, this is clearly abject rubbish as it is stated in Job:28:2: Iron is taken out of the earth, and brass is molten out of the stone.

Stone: another difficult element. There are those, counted amongst the Godly, who would have it that Stone and Rock are the same things. The argument against is that Rocks are for standing on, issuing forth water and burning offerings, whereas stones are for stoning and obtaining brass. The debate continues, but for the time being they are separate. We hope the research will help here.

Brimstone was at one time considered to be a Fire Element – we have found cold Brimstone, so clearly this element is now in the right place.
Has any explanation yet been found for the singular properties of iron chariots, as detailed in Judges 1:19?


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