[Santa Claus]

Originally Posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un

Friend, dog will a common meal in DPRK, and other asian country. In DPRK, dog are raised on free range farms and killed in painless manner, as opposed to in other country where animal are cooped up in factory farm and raised and killed in cruel ways.

Anyway, if you or anybody else would like dog takeaway, I recommend KFD (Korean Fried Dog) for top-quality dog. Yum yum.

I'm still not going to give any puppies to you, but you're just a soft puppy yourself, aren't you my Ung-Dung! You're an adorable Dong, aren't you!

OK, I admit, my elfs do eat our reindeer on a regular basis and my principal supporters, all U.S. Citizens between the ages of 6 months and 114 (that's the oldest American at the moment, as I am a citizen of the North Pole) do not miss any opportunity to consume cows. But take the fat camp first and we'll reconsider next year. I might deliver.