Re: Say no, I mean NO, to the Hijab Barbie -
11-29-2017, 04:08 PM
I spent hours with my sister's Barbie(s) and my first thought about these playthings was that the name "Barbie" was referring to her huge, pointy memory glands on her chest. Surely one would be impaled if left to fall on one of the two teats, which resembled a dead heat in a zeppelin race.
My favorite was the Barbie who declared "Math is hard." This was one of the first to proclaim a truth for little girls. Thank the Lord, Mattel didn't produce the Barbie that was supposed to say these things:
"I'm a girl, and I can do anything."
"Women are smarter than men in many ways."
"I don't need a man. I have me."
"Ken and I are just going to live together."
"Wow, Midge sure looks hot in that bikini."
"If it's oral, it's not really s-e-c-k-s."
Much prayer caused Mattel to scrap that particular Barbie, which portrayed her as intelligent, independent, a little bi, and definitely uppity. The example this would have given children is disgusting.
I cried real tears when sis gave up Barbie for teenage things. But her wardrobe was fabulous. It was a refreshing change that helped me become a super-straight, masculine male man, a babe magnet. I will pray against Hijab Barbie! Does anyone know where they are available?
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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