Re: Honeymoon Farts - We Need to Talk... -
05-03-2012, 02:36 PM
Brother Portway, I'd suggest just sending her to her Aunts home for the time while she is pregnant as there are a slew of disagreeable things that happen but if your little woman is at all like Mrs. Hutchins, she will want to be at home, tending to her chores.
I have to say, Sitting in my office gazing out the window, seeing a 50+ year old woman with child, working in the noonday sun pitch hay from ground level and hitting the loft door every time makes me smile. It also gets 'that smell' out of the house and at the barn where it belongs.
I'll pray the Pastors of the Church need to go on a mission to Thailand or some other place for the last few weeks as you do not want to be there when Jesus rips the child from her womb.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
Last edited by James Hutchins; 05-03-2012 at 07:25 PM.
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