How many God's does it take to change a light bulb?
Just the one, true, Christian God
Genesis 1
3And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. 
What do you get when you cross a magician with a liar?
A
spell of
unbelievably hot and humid conditions.
Revelation 21:8
8But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. 
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A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because
GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then
murderers, thieves and
homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are
guaranteed a ride with JESUS.