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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
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    Superstitious Chinks Think Elephant Poop is "Lucky"

    Well, I never thought I'd live to see the day that elephant poop was considered a "god", but those ridiculous little yellow slants have done just that. Take a look at THIS.

    Utsunomiya Zoo makes elephant dung charms for students sitting exams

    UTSUNOMIYA -- A zoo here has started making lucky charms for students out of elephant dung, and is giving them away to visitors.

    Utsunomiya Zoo produced the exam success charms as presents for students preparing to sit university entrance exams.

    This year is the first time the zoo has tried making the elephant dung charms, but the response has been good, with visitors describing them as "cute."

    Ayako Nakamura, a 23-year-old zookeeper who came up with the idea of making the charms, remained humble, only saying there was "possibly" a chance that they would benefit people. The zoo, meanwhile, has already planned next year's version.
    Remind me never to visit a jap zoo.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
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    • Nov 2007
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    #2
    Re: Superstitious Chinks Think Elephant Poop is "Lucky"

    Or to shake hands with a Japanese student.

    1 Kings 14:10
    Therefore, behold, I will bring evil upon the house of Jeroboam, and will cut off from Jeroboam him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel, and will take away the remnant of the house of Jeroboam, as a man taketh away dung, till it be all gone.
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • imback
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      • Dec 2007
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      #3
      Re: Superstitious Chinks Think Elephant Poop is "Lucky"

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Well, I never thought I'd live to see the day that elephant poop was considered a "god", but those ridiculous little yellow slants have done just that. Take a look at THIS.



      Remind me never to visit a jap zoo.
      For once I marginally agree with you but why do you have to use racist slurs?

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      • Meserti
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Dec 2007
        • 65

        #4
        Re: Superstitious Chinks Think Elephant Poop is "Lucky"

        he is an intolerant imbecile, he is obviously much too incompetent in logic and humane basics that he has an uncontrollable urge to do so. he might be better with a bullet in his brain, but unlike they accept open thought, we must in some form accept their cult. Japan is the center of technology, inventions and aspirations of new ideas. they are afraid of new ideas and fairness to the people of the world. we have to accept their fear, otherwise we are as bad as them. Zeke, be strong in your ignorance, for your feeling of strength is your illusion of ignorance.

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        • imback
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          • Dec 2007
          • 86

          #5
          Re: Superstitious Chinks Think Elephant Poop is "Lucky"

          Originally posted by Meserti View Post
          he is an intolerant imbecile, he is obviously much too incompetent in logic and humane basics that he has an uncontrollable urge to do so. he might be better with a bullet in his brain, but unlike they accept open thought, we must in some form accept their cult. Japan is the center of technology, inventions and aspirations of new ideas. they are afraid of new ideas and fairness to the people of the world. we have to accept their fear, otherwise we are as bad as them. Zeke, be strong in your ignorance, for your feeling of strength is your illusion of ignorance.
          that was inspiring,truly

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          • Deaner
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            • Sep 2006
            • 5932

            #6
            Re: Superstitious Chinks Think Elephant Poop is "Lucky"

            Originally posted by imback View Post
            that was inspiring,truly
            Inspiring? Sounded like somebody on booze and crack.

            Zeke, be strong in your ignorance, for your feeling of strength is your illusion of ignorance.
            What the hell is that?? All you need is the twilight zone music.

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            • Meserti
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Dec 2007
              • 65

              #7
              Re: Superstitious Chinks Think Elephant Poop is "Lucky"

              oh my, thank you
              I got into it and then it turned into that

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              • Meserti
                Confirmed Enemy of God
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                • Dec 2007
                • 65

                #8
                Re: Superstitious Chinks Think Elephant Poop is "Lucky"

                Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                Inspiring? Sounded like somebody on booze and crack.

                What the hell is that?? All you need is the twilight zone music.
                another to add to the list of the blind, oh so many guide dogs

                Deaner, try be more open minded and you may find the ability to understand.

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                • imback
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                  • Dec 2007
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                  #9
                  Re: Superstitious Chinks Think Elephant Poop is "Lucky"

                  Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                  Inspiring? Sounded like somebody on booze and crack.



                  What the hell is that?? All you need is the twilight zone music.
                  I could understand it, just try thinking

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                  • Deaner
                    Christ's Love Messenger
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5932

                    #10
                    Re: Superstitious Chinks Think Elephant Poop is "Lucky"

                    Originally posted by imback View Post
                    just try thinking
                    No thanks. I've got all my thinking done for me in my Holy KJV1611 written by my Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ of the United States of America. I need no other influence or motivation. Being a human penis wrap for satan is not my inspiration.

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                    • Meserti
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                      • Dec 2007
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                      #11
                      Re: Superstitious Chinks Think Elephant Poop is "Lucky"

                      yes, Thinking does tend to help.unfortunately they haven't got the ability to think, unfortunately there is nothing to do, their brains of melted butter must stay like that due to how much they are brain washed, what a shame. but the good news is that the melted butter can grow mold and fungus

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                      • imback
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                        • Dec 2007
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                        #12
                        Re: Superstitious Chinks Think Elephant Poop is "Lucky"

                        Deaner just admitted that he doesn't think

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                        • Meserti
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 65

                          #13
                          Re: Superstitious Chinks Think Elephant Poop is "Lucky"

                          well, it would be about time

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                          • Wide-Open
                            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 18449

                            #14
                            Re: Superstitious Chinks Think Elephant Poop is "Lucky"

                            Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                            Inspiring? Sounded like somebody on booze and crack.



                            What the hell is that?? All you need is the twilight zone music.
                            I tried http://www.freelang.net/online/gothic.php ... didn't bring me any closer. Neither did listening to "A Forest" in reverse.
                            Psalm 81:10:
                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                            • VictoryOS
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                              • Dec 2007
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                              #15
                              Re: Superstitious Chinks Think Elephant Poop is "Lucky"

                              Originally posted by Meserti View Post
                              he is an intolerant imbecile, he is obviously much too incompetent in logic and humane basics that he has an uncontrollable urge to do so. he might be better with a bullet in his brain, but unlike they accept open thought, we must in some form accept their cult. Japan is the center of technology, inventions and aspirations of new ideas. they are afraid of new ideas and fairness to the people of the world. we have to accept their fear, otherwise we are as bad as them. Zeke, be strong in your ignorance, for your feeling of strength is your illusion of ignorance.
                              You sound like a high school English teacher at a school for retardeds trying to teach them MacBeth. Have you ever tried listening to yourself?
                              Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                              in 2016

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