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Old 05-15-2008, 04:39 PM
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Proving cats do NOT have 9 lives.

Hello everyone and welcome again to Landover Vivisection Laboratory where Biblical Science (BS) sets out to confirm God’s Word and dispel heathen myths.


I received an interesting and thought provoking letter the other day from The RevrgGreen (TC), the gist of which I reproduce below:
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Brother Bathfire, I was very excited to read your thread on Vivisection, and I was wondering - have you tested yet to dis-prove these wiccan lies that cats have 9 lives?

It would be an easy test to do. Just take, say, 100 cats of varying ages and varying breeds (you never know how many lives each of them has left - if this 'myth' is true). And shoot each one of them in the head.

If none survive, we would need to check whether the gun-shot method was a reliable method of testing. (What if cats were allergic to bullets). Take another 100 cats, and this time stab each one of them through the heart, and see if any survive.

The same procedure can be repeated for burning, electronic shock, sawing off their heads with a hack-saw, and beating their skull in with a hammer.

I'd say all-in-all you should use at least 500-1000 cats, to get any sort of accurate result.

If NONE of them survive, we can confirm that cats only have ONE LIFE. Therefore, there is NOTHING special about these filthy creatures at all.


The RevrgGreen (TC) asked a most pertinent question: “Does a Cat have 9 lives?” Wickerans, Goths and Witches would have you believe so, but nowhere in the Bible does it mention anything of what would be an amazing fact.

THE PREPARATION:
By posing as potential owners, we approached 300 Cat Rescue Centers in the area and managed to secure for free 1000 cats in varying states of health. We divided these into 9 groups of 99, the remaining 109 we put into the industrial blender for food for the subjects.

At the end of each experiment, each body was kicked to see if life had departed – we were satisfied to 97% that it had.

THE EXPERIMENTS:
Group A were force-fed lead until the toxicity overcame them. We noted that all survived until a dose of 1½oz had been ingested. The survivors were put into the industrial blender for food for the remaining subjects.

We thus placed group B in a walled compound and shot them with soft-nosed bullets of less than 1½oz – all died.

By reference to group A, we knew that death was not caused by ingestion of lead, but by traumatic injury, even where just the back part of the cat was blown away and it simply died.

Nephew Zebulun pointed out that most cats die in accidents, so for the rest of the experiments, we devised typical accidents.

For group C, we suspended an anvil (Isa:41:7) over a plate of food. When the cat ate, the anvil was released.

87 were killed outright, 11 received crushing injuries, which, untreated, lead to death at a maximum of 12 days. The final subject had only the tail crushed and despite making an unholy row, was placed aside.

Group D were individually fired from makeshift cannon into the path of a speeding vehicle. The results had to be discarded as it was found that they disintegrated due to the power of the explosion.

Group E took their place, the power lowered and again the results had to be discarded as the cats sort of broke apart even if they merely hit the side of the vehicle.

Group F were successfully fired. 47 were squashed by wheels, 8 were splattered by the fenders and grill, 31 died of injuries received as they hit the road, 12 died of injuries at a maximum of 5 days. One survived and was put aside.

Group G were dipped in petrol and set alight. We attempted to set them alight individually, but you’ve no idea how difficult this is and once one started to go up and run around, the rest really caught on. We think we found all 99 charred bodies. This experiment was the only one that caused any noticeable pain; Zebulun stubbed his toe, fell over and grazed his knee as we ran off from the conflagration.

Group H had their paws nailed to the floor and, by use of the nails, were used to complete a 500 volt circuit. None survived. Group H was troublesome. Two cats gave birth thus upping the numbers to 114 and nailing one day old kittens to the ground is extremely tiresome.

Group I had bricks tied to their tails and thrown in boiling water. None survived, although one of them managed to loose itself from the brick and squealed for over 3 minutes. Do you know that the skin actually peels from them in boiling water? Well, that’s a bit more science you now know.

This meant that of the 981 originals, 2 survived, so we killed them with a hammer.

CONCLUSION:
It seems that all cats that died, died only once. We can therefore say that a Cat has ONE LIFE ONLY and that Wickers, Witches and Goths are believers in pure superstition.

As no experiment is complete without pictures, here’s a few to show what hard work Biblical Science is!
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This is a godly and impressive example of Christian Science. Brother.

Most impressive.
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Wiccans do not believe that cats literally have nine lives -in fact, that particular belief is not a part of Wiccan thealogy at all.
It's merely an old adage that came about as a result of people observing cats' agility, speed, and athletic grace, which enables them to climb to and jump from high places without injuring themselves.
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Wiccans do not believe that cats literally have nine lives -in fact, that particular belief is not a part of Wiccan thealogy at all.
It's merely an old adage that came about as a result of people observing cats' agility, speed, and athletic grace, which enables them to climb to and jump from high places without injuring themselves.
Oh here we go with the apologetics. Funny, the moment one of your cult's assertions get disproved we get to hear how it was all a "metaphor". Surprise, surprise.
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Brother, have you thought of a way of using this cat research into testing if women have a soul? Some sort of "what would happen if?" Then it could maybe migrate into nigletesses or whatever the term for these creatures is:

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Brother, have you thought of a way of using this cat research into testing if women have a soul? Some sort of "what would happen if?" Then it could maybe migrate into nigletesses or whatever the term for these creatures is:

Ah, Brother Dr. Santiago Solo, I’ve been following the discussion on woman’s soul very closely, as yet the discussion is open. You will know that science is not democratic and although the discussion is at a typical Landover high level, the vote has not aided me.

The migration of a soul is discussed here. You will note that the author did not find favour in Origen’s teachings, but equally failed to provide any scientific research.

Origen would lead one to believe that there was a possibility that the human soul could migrate to, say, a cat and then, from the cat back to another human – even a woman.

The difficulty here is that if women already had 1/350th of a soul, this would give them a soul greater than a man.

Clearly, in view of Eve’s directly causing the Downfall, this would be against God and a Satanic work. So, regardless of how interesting it might be, I will leave this for a time at which there is certainty.

On the other hand if the soul migrated from the cat to a man, he would have 2 souls – this cannot be reconciled with Scripture. In any case, it would require 2 lots of Salvation for no added benefit.

So I am unable to help presently, but many thanks for your enquiry – I never imagined that BS would be so interesting to others.

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Wiccans do not believe that cats literally have nine lives -in fact, that particular belief is not a part of Wiccan thealogy at all.
I'm sorry, but from my own research, wiccans DO indeed believe cats have 9 lives. You would be foolish to deny this! That is why I asked our good Brother Bathfire, Christian Vivisectionist, to conduct these important and significant experiments.

I would like to also take this opportunity to deny any and all rumors of Landover cat-holocaust, and state categorically that these were necessary and vital tests, aimed at disproving Centuries of evil Wiccan lies.
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Wiccans do not believe that cats literally have nine lives -in fact, that particular belief is not a part of Wiccan thealogy at all.
It's merely an old adage that came about as a result of people observing cats' agility, speed, and athletic grace, which enables them to climb to and jump from high places without injuring themselves.
Well, that’s quite amazing. I think it brings to the fore that Wickers will lie unashamedly to prevent their evil ways from being exposed for the fraud they are.

I just chanced upon the following sites
This one
This one
This one (second post)
This one

there’s even a book on it

Never forget people, Wickers and witches and Goths believe cats have 9 lives! How ridiculuous – what arrant superstition and ignorance! They even expect you to believe a book, merely because it's written down, they think it is some sort of authority! How easily are people taken in by stupid myths!

You’ve seen the experiments, now you have to admit – Cats have one life and one life only!

Next they will say that Wickers don’t eat babies!
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Well, that’s quite amazing. I think it brings to the fore that Wickers will lie unashamedly to prevent their evil ways from being exposed for the fraud they are.

I just chanced upon the following sites
This one
This one
This one (second post)
This one

there’s even a book on it

Only one of those actually mentions cats having nine lives, and it doesn't say that it is meant literally.


Never forget people, Wickers and witches and Goths believe cats have 9 lives! How ridiculuous – what arrant superstition and ignorance! They even expect you to believe a book, merely because it's written down, they think it is some sort of authority! How easily are people taken in by stupid myths!

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You’ve seen the experiments, now you have to admit – Cats have one life and one life only!

Next they will say that Wickers don’t eat babies!
Wicker is woven reeds. Reeds do not eat people. Nor do Wiccans.
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MaggottyOldCrone Like your Bible?
Absolutely typical – can’t provide an answer so resorts to illogicalities! Hello! KJV1611 was written at God’s dictation! It’s the nearest they could get to in those days to an .mp3 file.

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Next they will say that Wickers don’t eat babies!
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What did I tell you? I said you’d deny it! Comparing yourself to a woven basket is no defense!
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Default Re: Viivisection for Proof against Wicca!

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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
Absolutely typical – can’t provide an answer so resorts to illogicalities! Hello! KJV1611 was written at God’s dictation! It’s the nearest they could get to in those days to an .mp3 file.

Your Bible is an anthology of part Jewish history, part recycled Pagan myth, part erotic poetry, and part fable compiled by a first-century committee with a political agenda.

What did I tell you? I said you’d deny it! Comparing yourself to a woven basket is no defense!
I didn't compare myself to a basket - I merely corrected your word usage, and rebutted your attempt at slander.
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