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Old 07-12-2008, 04:39 PM
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Hello everyone,
I saw on another thread that some Unsaved Trash didn't know where Chinks came from, so I thought I'd make a map of the world to show everyone where everyone else is.

I would have liked to have room to show how bits of the USA are infested with papists or Lutherans, or that the French smell of garlic, their women are harlots and their men are all homers, but there's just not the room.

Perhaps I'll do some more detailed ones later.

Anyway, I hope this helps:

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Brother Bathfire, that is a great work. Indeed it is sad that you can't break it down more closely, but once one gets started subdividing Greek Orthodox idolaters from Ethiopian Orthodox idolaters, and Shinto heathens from Confucian heathens, one ends up with a hopelessly complicated diagram.

It would take a truly Universal and Perfect intellect to sort out all the categories of damned, accursed, and unrepentantly sinful humans. Ultimately I suppose only the Lord has the ability to figure out how to properly damn people on an individual basis.

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Brother Bathfire,

I am going to petition our local school board to begin using this immediately!

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The information on this map is really all that a person needs to understand the world. Any more detail would just be for the sake of academics. I'll print this out for my cousin's little girl to use when she's doing her homework at my house. Thank you for all the research and hard work you put into this, Brother Bathfire!
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Pray for the Godly Americans living on the Cusp of Godliness and that border to the left! If they make the wrong turn going Home,
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Brother Bathfire you must certainly be the harbinger I have heard so much about.

Why just last night whilst in fervent prayer I asked the Lord for to know just what land is what, and how He Judges such dwellers of those lands.

He spoke crystal clear in saying that one of His Preferred Children will soon reveal all, and added that I best soon sell my abos and use the fare to procure travel to Soviet Kanuckistan so as to pick up and save Miss Cheshire, and without haste, deliver ourselves unto the land clearly pointed out by His Preferred Child.

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Brother Bathfire you must certainly be the harbinger I have heard so much about.

Why just last night whilst in fervent prayer I asked the Lord for to know just what land is what, and how He Judges such dwellers of those lands.

He spoke crystal clear in saying that one of His Preferred Children will soon reveal all, and added that I best soon sell my abos and use the fare to procure travel to Soviet Kanuckistan so as to pick up and save Miss Cheshire, and without haste, deliver ourselves unto the land clearly pointed out by His Preferred Child.

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PS a wise move to sell your Abos, I hear they do not thrive in polar climes.
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I am going to petition our local school board to begin using this immediately!

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A map that any summer traveler would love to... nay... MUST have! Also further proof that the Earth is flat.
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Brother Bathfire, your map is accurate and informative. It is possible that there are additional unpleasant places to identify, but the clutter would make the map unreadable.

I hope that you can create a map for True Christians to use to know which parts of the world might be safe for vacation travel. One can't stay in the U.S.A. forever, you know. I assume there are some holy sights worth visiting.
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You might want to identify JYC on account of the sheer magnitude of its kikedom. It is the second largest concentration of Christ killers in the world; consequently, it will always remain a priority target for Obama sin Laden.
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GLORY to JESUS and kudos to you for your blessed work in compiling this wonderful teaching aid, Brother!
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Is this map supposed to be some kinda sick joke?

1. California and Oregon are every bit as much as the 'Godly USA' as Alabama or Iowa. And there are gays and lesbians living in every state of the Union. Deal with it.

2. The terms 'Eskimos', 'Chinks', 'Sand Negras' and 'Jigaboos' are highly offensive racial slurs and should not be used on a Christian forum.

3. Please learn to spell properly - ie Jews, not 'Joos'.

4. South America is not comprised of drug smugglers - what a stupid generalization!

5. Why is the country of India labelled 'Al-Qaeda' when the majority of Indians are not even Muslim?

6. Russia abandoned communism in 1991.

7. I suggest you go and read some European history to find out from where Austrians originate.

The ignorance around here astounds me.
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5. Why is the country of India labelled 'Al-Qaeda' when the majority of Indians are not even Mudslimes?
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As an Austrian doing their utmost to rise above sin (with LBC, Jesus, and His KJV being the equivalent of the three wise Men.), I find it offensive that you would label me as eurotrash when my only contact with Eurovision is when I 'accidently' watched SBS......once!

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Sick joke? Sick joke? What are you some sort of depraved commie atheist?

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This is a broad overview as I said – First, see this map, Now see this one and take away the illegals who are papists, and now see this one

Now apologize! This is the trouble with you atheists, you think because you “feel” it, it must be right!

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I asked a Chink if he would let his daughter marry a jigaboo – when he stopped laughing he said, “No! I would kill her.” I asked a Sandnigra if he thought Eskimos were civilized, He replied that they are savages who live on blubber. I asked my old retainer, “Boy” what he thought of Sandnigras, he said they were all "out to blow people up.” You know, not one of them moaned about so-called “Politically incorrect terms”

Now apologize! This is the trouble with you atheists, you think because you “feel” it, it must be right!

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It’s a transliteration from the Hebrew script.

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Oh yes? And where does your cocaine come from?

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5. Why is the country of India labelled 'Al-Qaeda' when the majority of Indians are not even Muslim?
You’re twisting facts again, India has a little over 140 million Muslims -- the second largest Muslim community in the world after Indonesia.
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6. Russia abandoned communism in 1991.
You really hate God don’t you? Have you forgotten Jer. 13:23? Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil. And get it in context!

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You may wish to glory in Hitler’s origins and remember the “good old days” when the pope and Hitler were together as one; I couldn’t care less!

Jacques, your steeped in horsefeathers! I sincerely hope you never give any of you ideas to anyone else, especially those of an impressionable age. Let Christ do your thinking and forget what the anti-christ has said.
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Is this map supposed to be some kinda sick joke?

1. California and Oregon are every bit as much as the 'Godly USA' as Alabama or Iowa. And there are gays and lesbians living in every state of the Union. Deal with it.

2. The terms 'Eskimos', 'Chinks', 'Sand Negras' and 'Jigaboos' are highly offensive racial slurs and should not be used on a Christian forum.

3. Please learn to spell properly - ie Jews, not 'Joos'.

4. South America is not comprised of drug smugglers - what a stupid generalization!

5. Why is the country of India labelled 'Al-Qaeda' when the majority of Indians are not even Muslim?

6. Russia abandoned communism in 1991.

7. I suggest you go and read some European history to find out from where Austrians originate.

The ignorance around here astounds me.
Thank you SOOOO much for saving my time on this one. I read that map and I nearly vomited. This thread is full of closed minded fools.

Also, I'm going to go live with the Asians. Yes Asians, not chinks. They are Asians. Chink is a slang term for Chinese. Yes, Chinese. Not Asians.

Seriously, if you're going to mock a culture mock your own, for it is the most closed minded of all.

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I can really tell that this is a loving and selfless Church, tell me do give your possesions to the poor like Jesus told us to?
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Thank you, Brother Bathfire, for this GODly map. It has helped clear up many questions I have long had about the peoples of the world. I wonder, however--can New England truly be counted as part of the USA? They seem to have a lot of gay homosexuals.

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Thank you, Brother Bathfire, for this GODly map. It has helped clear up many questions I have long had about the peoples of the world. I wonder, however--can New England truly be counted as part of the USA? They seem to have a lot of gay homosexuals.
Dear Smiter, a lot of the problem is what we Biblical Geographers refer to as, “Vile Pockets of Utterly Disgusting Abomination and Perversion” (Regrettably, the Lord has not seen fit to Destroy these Utterly as yet, but will do in His Own Good Time.) These are difficult to show on a detailed map and I would not want to fall into the error of broad generalization or stereotyping.

Edit: You're question intrigued me, so I pulled some strings; this is the best I can come up with at short notice. It'll be pretty accurate. Catlix, their piffling priests and homerism show a very strong correlation.

PS Orange County VT looks like a place to be buying a home...
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Wow, I'm an eskimo and I didn't even know it. Thank you guys for informing me. Dudes, seriously, get brains.
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