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THIS article has already been reported on HERE, but it seems to me there is a bigger picture we are all ignoring - that Emo band 'My Chemical Romance' should stand trial for this poor girl's MURDER! Yes, MURDER!

In the same way as Marylin Manson is responisble for the Columbine Massacre, so too are My Chemical Romance responsible for the murder-suicide of Hanah Bond! Yes, it is obvious that their music probably drove her to suicide, as it may have done to countless others, and will continue to do if we don't stop these freaks!

The band have already issued a Press Release about this so-called suicide, offering their condolences to the family, and 'claiming' they were an 'anti-suicide' band, and that one of their aims was to provide "comfort, support and solace" to their fans. Well, let's look at their lyrics, and see just how 'anti-suicide' they really are -

Lyrics from the song 'Dead' from the album 'Black Parade' (Note: 'The Black Parade' is where all Emos believe they go when they die.)

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Have you heard the news that you're dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand?
It ain't exactly what you planned.
And wouldn't it be great
If we were dead?
Ohh dead.
Wow, Anti-Suicide Indeed!

Am I just being paranoid here, or are 'My Chemical Romance' deliberately making music to encourage their fans to self-harm/commit suicide? If so, this band need locked up, and fast!


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Why no child is safe from the sinister cult of emo

Hannah was a happy 13-year-old until she became an 'emo' - part of a sinister teenage craze that romanticises death. Three months later she hanged herself. Here, her devastated mother tells other parents: No child is safe

On the night before she died, she came into their room, kissed her father Raymond on the cheek and cheerfully told him: "I love you, Dad."
The following day Hannah's mother Heather went to check on her daughter and found her hanging by a tie from the top rail of her bunk bed.


From Fresh-faced to suicidal: Hannah Bond pre ‘emo’, left, and weeks before her death

She screamed for her husband to come, but try as he might it was too late: there was simply nothing that he could do to save Hannah's life.

In the unending bleakness of the weeks that have followed, the couple have fought to make sense of what happened.

Why on earth did their daughter — a popular, intelligent and attractive girl — do such a thing?

They could find only one clue: Hannah was what is known as an "emo".
Some describe it as a cult or a sect, but in reality the term — derived from the word "emotional" — encapsulates a trend that is becoming hugely popular among Britain's schoolchildren.

A trans-Atlantic import, its followers dress in black, favouring tight jeans, T-shirts, studded belts and sneakers or skater shoes.

Hair is all-important: often dyed black and straightened, it is worn in a long fringe brushed to one side of the face. Music also plays a critical role.

Emos like guitar-based rock with emotional lyrics. American bands such as My Chemical Romance, Good Charlotte and Blink 182 are particular favourites.

No doubt many adults would ask: "So what?" On the surface, it all sounds typically teenage — angst-ridden, over-dramatic and tribal.

No different, in fact, to the Goth subculture that first emerged in Britain during the early 1980s.

There is, though, growing concern that there is a deeply unhealthy undertone to the emo movement.

Some time before her death, Hannah's parents, who live in Kent, noticed scarring on the inside of her wrists.

When they questioned her about it, honest and open as ever, she told them she'd inflicted the wounds herself and that it was part of an emo "initiation ceremony".

Only after her death would they discover how she had secretly chatted online to emo followers all over the world, talking about death and of the "black parade" — a place where emos believe they go after they die.

A check of Hannah's home page on social networking site Bebo revealed her pseudonym, Living Disaster, and that she'd decorated it with a picture of an emo girl with bloody wrists.

Another picture showed a child's exercise book scrawled with the words: "Dear Diary, today I give up."

While Hannah's wrist injuries may have been slight, the issue of selfharm among adolescents is causing growing concern in British schools.


My Chemical Romance made it to No.1 in the UK chart with Welcome To The Black Parade in October 2006 - the 'black parade' is a place where all emos believe they will go when they die

New figures show that the number of children admitted to hospital due to injuries inflicted on themselves has risen by a third in five years. In 2002/03 there were 11,891 such admissions; in 2006/07 this had risen to 15,955. In both periods, there were more than three times as many admissions of girls as of boys.

Crucially, those who self-harm are more likely to go on to attempt suicide. While there is a multitude of reasons for this epidemic (exam-related stress and bullying to name but two), it is hardly surprising that the emergence of a sub-culture that appears to glamorise self-harm and even suicide is being regarded with alarm.

Inevitably, criticisms of emo culture are laughed off by those who consider themselves to be at the heart of it.

It's just a music thing, they say, and anyone who takes it further has something inherently wrong with them.

"If you listen to the lyrics, you will see there is nothing that promotes suicide; and even if there was, no right-minded person would listen to it and think: 'Now I'm going to kill myself,' ' a self-confessed emo wrote last week on a music website following the inquest into Hannah's death.
"I don't think anyone can say that there is a link between emo and suicide — it's just a myth.

"Emo has become an easy target for ridicule like this; but the bottom line is emotional does not mean suicide."

That is true, of course. But as any parent will tell you, adolescent children can be highly irrational.

They are also easily influenced and may be illequipped to deal with powerful emotions that can be magnified by a sense of "membership" to a sub-group that revels in self-pity.

It is something that Lorraine Harrison is all too aware of. She has three daughters, the youngest of whom is 11-year-old Levi, a girl who classes herself as emo.

Recently, Levi asked her mother: "Just why do people kill themselves?"
"When she asked me that, it made me shudder," says Lorraine, 46, from Alston in Cumbria. "I managed to keep calm and explained to her that people's minds are very disturbed, and often they don't really want to die. But inside I felt sick with worry that Levi is thinking about such things."

From being the sort of girl who dressed in pink and played with Barbie dolls, now Levi will wear only black.

Her favourite T-shirt is patterned with skulls, and she spends hours in her room listening to music by My Chemical Romance.
"Their lyrics seem to be associated with depression and self-harm, and I feel shock when I listen to them," says her mother.
"Levi seems to have gone from being a lively girl who enjoyed having friends around, to someone who has become quite introverted."

When the topic of suicide was raised, Lorraine became so concerned that she telephoned Levi's father, David, from whom she is separated.

"He reminded me that I used to be a rebel, too," she says. "I was a punk rocker for a while, and he reassured me it was probably just a phase that Levi would grow out of.

"But I don't feel it is like the punk rock movement. That was about a zest for living and seeing life from a different angle. We didn't harp on miserably about dying."

Efforts to snap Levi out of her emo torpor have so far met with little success.

Before Christmas, Lorraine bought her daughter a wardrobe of brightly-coloured designer clothes and jeans, but they have barely been worn. She has banned Levi from dying her hair black, but is worried about clamping down further in case it causes further rebellion. Levi insists that her mother is worrying unnecessarily.

"I think many of the concerns around emos aren't true," she says.
"To me, emos skateboard a lot, dress in darker colours and listen to alternative rock music.

"It's also true they probably think about feelings more than other people.
"I do get teased for being an emo because some people at school think it's just about suicide and self-harm.

"But I think you would have to be depressed already to self-harm — and I'm not depressed.
"I like going out dressed in emo clothes because it causes a stir. There aren't many emos where I live, so people look at you.
"It makes you feel individual."

That sense of rebellion and non-conformity is something that 21-year-old Jennina Taylor-Wells can relate to.

Now a student at Oxford Brookes University, she became an emo at 16.
For her, it was also about making a statement.

"I was going through an unhappy period at school," she recalls. "I grew up in the wealthy area of Cheshunt in Hertfordshire, and I was surrounded by spoilt rich kids. I felt that being an emo gave me a defined individuality."
Looking back, she acknowledges that the "cult", as she calls it, was heavily linked to self-harm and depression.

Many of her friends were actually taking prescription antidepressants.
"In hindsight, I can see that being involved with such a cult can be dangerous if you are a vulnerable personality.

"There is a very dark side to being an emo, which is about dressing in black and listening to music with very deep lyrics. That could tip a vulnerable person over the edge."

In recent years, the growing reach of the internet and social networking sites such as MySpace, Facebook and Bebo has meant that the influences to which teenagers are exposed are not controlled by mere geography.

While this can have positive effects, Professor Stephen Briggs, a clinician in the adolescent department of the Tavistock Clinic, says it can also adversely affect the way teenagers develop.

"With mobile phones, the internet and Facebook you can create a virtual world that means you need never be alone," he says. "It means that you don't ever have to be out of sight — and that doesn't allow an adolescent to experience that sense of being a bit separate, of finding one's self.
"It means you don't have a chance to mature on your own; to know who you are."

Just what directed Hannah Bond's behaviour on that tragic September night last year will never be known.

At the inquest in Maidstone, Kent, Vanessa Everett, head teacher of Mascalls Secondary School where Hannah was a pupil, admitted there had been problems with emos harming themselves.

Everett added she thought it "probable" that Hannah might have been influenced by another emo girl at the same school who had attempted suicide a year earlier.

According to a fellow student, she was a close friend of Hannah's and one of a large number of emo pupils.

"The amount of boys and girls who seem to be into it is incredible," the teenager told the Mail. "I reckon there must be 15 to 20 per cent of pupils who are emos. A boy in my class has recently got into it and he's changed completely.

"He used to be normal but now he harms himself, he's dyed his hair black and he wears dark clothes and a really long black coat.

"He's got loads of plasters up his arms and cuts and marks. I tried to ask him about them but he ignored me."

It also emerged that in the months leading up to her death, Hannah had begun to use the internet more, secretively surfing the web on the family's laptop.

Her mother told the inquest: "About a month before [Hannah's death] I noticed that she was addicted to it [the internet].

"There was a definite change in her desire to be online."

On the night of her death, Hannah had spent the evening at a friend's house — also an emo and one who had also cut himself, telling his mother: "We're emos, we all do it."

Hannah had wanted to sleep over and was upset at having to leave.
When they got home, Mrs Bond told Hannah to go to bed, adding that they would discuss the matter in the morning.

The teenager turned to her and said: "I feel like killing myself."
Breaking down in tears, Mrs Bond told the inquest: "I think I said: 'Don't be so silly — we'll talk about it in the morning.'"

An hour later, Mrs Bond went into her daughter's bedroom at the family home in East Peckham, near Maidstone, and found Hannah's lifeless body hanging from the metal railing of the top bunk.

Returning a verdict of suicide, Coroner Roger Sykes said: "She had become an aficionado of the emo fad and she was a user of the internet, which enabled her to contact other emos all over the world, in particular America.

"But she was a very well-liked girl who had many friends and was doing well in school. In her mother's words, she had 'everything to live for'.

"The emo overtones concerning death and associating it with glamour I find very disturbing. It is not glamorous; just simply a tragic loss of such a young life."

The 200 friends and family who attended Hannah's funeral will no doubt echo that.

But not everyone seems to have learned the lesson.
In a tribute book set up at Hannah's school, one pupil left the following message: "I hope you enjoy the black parade."
Naive, misguided or just plain stupid.

But then, that's always been the trouble with some teenagers. And the danger of emo.
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You're right, Brother Percy, as usual. If those God mocking Satan worshippers 'Judas Priest' and Ozzy Ozborne can be found responsible for promoting suicide, then MCR should be, too.
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This My Chemical Emo band is a scourge upon humanity, driving our youth away from Jesus and into Satan's clutches!

We should ask John McCain to take a stand against Emos everywhere, and begin re-education camps for them!

(Or just draft them, that'd work too.)
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Default Re: SHOULD 'MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE' STAND TRIAL FOR MURDER ?!!

Why not let all the car makers stand trial because they make cars that can reach insane speeds and thus killing people, or those that make alcoholic drinks because it destroys a lot of lives too. I can go on for some time here.

People who commit suicide don't do that because they listened to a certain band, those who did commit suicide had problems with other things than music, many teenagers do it because they have problems with their parents, have been a victim to bullies at school or because they have been ditched by a lover. It's not because the parents claims there was nothing going on that this is actually true, there could been have even problems they didn't know about or understood to begin with.

Again this is a topic to try to stereotype a certain way of living by enlarging the negative sides of it. No way of living is without it negative side, not even Christianity.
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Why not put God mockers on trial for their relentless attempts to turn people away from Christ? That would solve many of the world's problems Mr. Eurotrash fool.

Once we scrap the U.S. Constitution, that's exactly what we True Christians™ are going to do. Look for it in your neck of the woods soon afterwards.
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I blame the Clintons, their relentless promotion of Islam, and the breakdown of the traditional family unit.
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Why not put God mockers on trial for their relentless attempts to turn people away from Christ? That would solve many of the world's problems Mr. Eurotrash fool.

Once we scrap the U.S. Constitution, that's exactly what we True Christians™ are going to do. Look for it in your neck of the woods soon afterwards.
How about we break away from the U.S. altogether and form our own nation. We can keep out nigger lovers, hippies, fags, and non baptists.
We can call it The Confederate landover baptist States of America.
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Why not put God mockers on trial for their relentless attempts to turn people away from Christ? That would solve many of the world's problems Mr. Eurotrash fool.

Once we scrap the U.S. Constitution, that's exactly what we True Christians™ are going to do. Look for it in your neck of the woods soon afterwards.
You should seriously consider reading Matthew -John. If you have you definately have a very closed mind and ignore other books such as proverbs. Please! From one Christian to another, please try and understand where I am coming from. I used to live a very corrupt life until Christ showed me his LOVE! He didn't condemn me he loved me! Rather than putting people down, try to help them become better. Hate is not the answer! (John 3:16)
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This My Chemical Emo band is a scourge upon humanity, driving our youth away from Jesus and into Satan's clutches!

We should ask John McCain to take a stand against Emos everywhere, and begin re-education camps for them!

(Or just draft them, that'd work too.)
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Any time that someone claims MCR doesn't rot your brain, please recall the previous post.

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True words, Brother Smyth.

I like to think about that hellbound sinner, on his deathbed, maggots crawling from his long ago eaten eyes, praying to God to take him to Heaven and not send him packing off to Hell. Most likely he'll be saying things like 'I never thought badly of you Jesus' when God will brong up that post on His JesusPhone™.
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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This My Chemical Emo band is a scourge upon humanity, driving our youth away from Jesus and into Satan's clutches.
Not into anyone's clutches. Remember atheists, we believe in fact.
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Not into anyone's clutches. Remember atheists, we believe in fact.
By definition, an atheist believes God does not exist.

Prove it.
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Not into anyone's clutches. Remember atheists, we believe in fact.
The only fact you need to worry about is the fact that you are going to be tossed down into hell.

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.

As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape you repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.

Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Savior the Lord Jesus Christ.

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The only fact you need to worry about is the fact that you are going to be tossed down into hell.

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.

As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape you repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.

Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Savior the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Contact our team of joo accountants at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.

Surrender you soul to Jesus and
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Here's the way I work: I don't believe in God or Jesus or whatever. I don't know what will happen when I die. You're probably just like "well just believe and then you'll have something to look forward to". But I would rather not know my fate than believe a lie and just die anyway. I dont need your saving or whatever, im fine. You can do whatever though. Cool story about Hell, you should write a book. I almost felt my eyes burning as I read it. And with the devil and minions raping and such, I feel like you've done this before. Am I wrong?
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Yes they should. This is a satanic conspiracy, if you ask me.

These... 'people' are servants of Satan.

They try to trick young people into committing the mortal sin of suicide, so that their souls belong to Satan as soon as they die. For this, Satan rewards them with power and wealth.

...Am I ranting incoherently or do I have something?
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It's true. People are completely unresponsible for their actions. Popular icons control all facets of the immoral liberal psyche. In fact, I blame the Village People for 97% of acts of sodomy, and the Backstreet Boys for the other 3.
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First of all, I signed up here just to post this message. Second, I'm a Catholic and I respect your religion and whatsoever. Third, I love My Chemical Romance.

Now, I just don't understand why you people keep on blaming My Chemical Romance for the death of this Hannah Bond. I respect Hannah Bond and her family and I'm really sorry for what had happened. You people should know what the heck you are posting in here. My Chemical Romance is a BAND. A band writes songs, play music and change people's lives. Please do not base your judgments to My Chemical Romance just because of the song lyrics that they write. Please do not take them literally. Gosh, how many songs of My Chemical Romance talk about suicide? If you are REALLY listening, there are NONE. Writing music is deeper than what we can imagine. There are some songs that have different messages behind the lyrics that we sometimes cannot figure out. Come on people. Hannah Bond has problems. Who the heck knows the truth about her suicide? No one. First of all, Daily Mail started this news that My Chemical Romance led Hannah to her death. Of course NOT. It was the Daily Mail who spread this blame to My Chemical Romance. Plus, why blame My Chemical Romance? Why blame their music? My Chemical Romance was at a different place when she committed suicide. Music isn't even a living being. Hannah Bond is a living being. She has brain. She's breathing. I'm not saying that we should blame her but think of it. She did that to herself. She did that for some reasons and My Chemical Romance and their music doesn't have anything to do with it. Gosh. Please stop. Why are you always bringing other people down? If you want justice for Hannah Bond, don't blame others that doesn't have anything to do with her. Please stop. Make up your minds.
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