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It really sucks to be Irish. To escape from this harsh reality the Irish are even bigger alcoholics than the Russians. It is a miracle that they are still capable of procreating. For most Irishmen the first time they will be sober will be when they arrive in Hell.

Leviticus 10:9 "Do not drink wine nor strong drink, thou, nor thy sons with thee, when ye go into the tabernacle of the congregation, lest ye die: it shall be a statute for ever throughout your generations"
  1. Ireland once dominated the world's market for whiskey, producing 90% of the world's whiskey at the start of the 20th century. However, since they started to drink all the whiskey themselves, this market share fell to a mere 2% by the mid-20th century!
  2. There is an incredible amount of violence in Ireland. Mostly this is between different types of false Christians. I am sure God designed it this way to provide those in Heaven with great entertainment. 2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
  3. Ireland is a destination country for women, men, and children trafficked for the purposes of commercial sexual exploitation and forced labor. This is an absolute necessity since the Irish themselves are too drunk to be productive at anything. According to research by the National University of Ireland Galway labor trafficking victims reportedly consist of men and women from Bangladesh, Pakistan, Egypt and the Philippines. Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."
  4. Some people think an Irish accent sounds really cool. They are wrong. Zephaniah 3:9 "For then will I turn to the people a pure language, that they may all call upon the name of the LORD, to serve him with one consent."
  5. Irish drunks are not only a problem in Ireland. In San Diego for example, the Irish are so drunk and rowdy all the time that the Irish are being forced to live further and further away from the coast every year.
  6. Cars are twice as expensive in Ireland as in other parts of the world since everyone figures the Irish are so drunk that they don't know how much they're actually spending anyway. 1 Samuel 21:15 "Have I need of mad men, that ye have brought this fellow to play the mad man in my presence? shall this fellow come into my house?"
  7. Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton, an Anglo-Irish explorer, was one of the principal figures of Antarctic exploration. He stopped doing useful things once he discovered whiskey tasted even better when it was very cold.
  8. One very unique Irishman was Ernest Walton. He had a rare disease that made it impossible for him to drink alcohol. Unfortunately, instead of spending time on studying the KJV1611 Holy Bible, he wasted his life on winning the 1951 Nobel Prize in Physics. 2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."
  9. Irish newspapers have no problems with reporting nonsense like that alcohol is completely harmless for babies.
  10. Ireland is not the only country in the world with gays in the government. It is however, the only country where it is against the law to have an opinion against this! Their "Act to Prohibit Incitement to Hatred on Account of Sexual Orientation" effectively outlaws Christians trying to follow the rules of the Holy Bible! Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

All people of Ireland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, Denmark, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
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My dads says we should just whip out the whole irish nation! If you can even call them a nation! they're obviously just a bunch of drunks posested by the devil!
I agree with you felisity I'm so glad im not irish.
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Any country that can spew that foul mouthed heathen drunkard James Joyce out deserves God's ire and wrath.

Praise God for Oliver Cromwell.
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Wait, a Godless country like Ireland sure must have more then 10 reasons to anger God right?
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Any country that can spew that foul mouthed heathen drunkard James Joyce out deserves God's ire and wrath.

Praise God for Oliver Cromwell.
Now, while I do respect the opinions of others, that last part went a bit far. Oliver Cromwell murdered thousands of people and forced others into the poorest land in the country to make way for the british. British colonization is in fact one of the reasons for Ireland's current depraved state.

I should know, I live here.
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Now, while I do respect the opinions of others, that last part went a bit far. Oliver Cromwell murdered thousands of people and forced others into the poorest land in the country to make way for the british. British colonization is in fact one of the reasons for Ireland's current depraved state.

I should know, I live here.
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British colonization is in fact one of the reasons for Ireland's current depraved state.
Then why did you allow the Brits to colonize you?
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Now, while I do respect the opinions of others, that last part went a bit far. Oliver Cromwell murdered thousands of people and forced others into the poorest land in the country to make way for the british. British colonization is in fact one of the reasons for Ireland's current depraved state.

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My dads says we should just whip out the whole irish nation! If you can even call them a nation! they're obviously just a bunch of drunks posested by the devil!
I agree with you felisity I'm so glad im not irish.
your dad knows nothing my father says that most people in the deep south are a bunch of racist uneducated xenophobic illiterate, book burning, jew hating redneck scum. I am from ireland I don't have a car i'm not a baptist or any form of christian for that matter, open your minds people the 10 things in that list are representative of only a minority of people.

So there are some bad people in this country ( BTW i never claimed to be a patriot but at the same time i love the land of my birth) don't judge all by the actions of a small group of individuals and just because my dad has that particular view of southerners that doesn't mean i share his exact sentiments, Ireland is really quite a nice place you should make some atempt to come over and see that yourselves our country side is beautiful our people warm and friendly.

what I'm trying to get across is that judging people is horrible especially since such a small portion of Ireland is guilty of the transgressions that you accuse all of the country of. well thats all from me i'm looking forward to the replies ill be getting about how my soul is lost for eternity

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your dad knows nothing my father says that most people in the deep south are a bunch of racist uneducated xenophobic illiterate, book burning, jew hating redneck scum. I am from ireland I don't have a car i'm not a baptist or any form of christian for that matter, open your minds people the 10 things in that list are representative of only a minority of people.

So there are some bad people in this country ( BTW i never claimed to be a patriot but at the same time i love the land of my birth) don't judge all by the actions of a small group of individuals and just because my dad has that particular view of southerners that doesn't mean i share his exact sentiments, Ireland is really quite a nice place you should make some atempt to come over and see that yourselves our country side is beautiful our people warm and friendly.

what I'm trying to get across is that judging people is horrible especially since such a small portion of Ireland is guilty of the transgressions that you accuse all of the country of. well thats all from me i'm looking forward to the replies ill be getting about how my soul is lost for eternity

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@Cranky Old Man This makes me so glad to be an American!
Yes, you are an american... caused by immigrants from Europe... like Swedish, danish, norwegian and dutch people.

Norwegian settled in Winneshiek and Story Countie.
Swedish people settled in Boone County.
Danish people settled in southwestern Iowa.
And the Dutch people settled in two major areas: Marion County and the second in northwest Iowa.
Italians and Croats in the central and southern Iowa.

So, if you're not a Native American what are you then... originally?
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Well, actually your not originally an american. Because america is a country of immigrants that came from europe. I would guess your scandinavian, german or dutch
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Well, actually your not originally an american. Because america is a country of immigrants that came from europe. I would guess your scandinavian, german or dutch
Felicity was born in the USA so she is an American. Is that a tad bit to hard for you to understand?
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Well, actually your not originally an american. Because america is a country of immigrants that came from europe. I would guess your scandinavian, german or dutch
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Yes, you are an american... caused by immigrants from Europe... like Swedish, danish, norwegian and dutch people.

Norwegian settled in Winneshiek and Story Countie.
Swedish people settled in Boone County.
Danish people settled in southwestern Iowa.
And the Dutch people settled in two major areas: Marion County and the second in northwest Iowa.
Italians and Croats in the central and southern Iowa.

So, if you're not a Native American what are you then... originally?
I know that you Irish have an obsession with the past, hating your enemies for millennia and loving those who die of starvation or as martyrs but that's just your Catholic guilt seeking for a bigger stick to beat itself with.

For your information, being American is like being Christian - Once you are one, that is what you are and your past is irrelevant.

Ga:3:28: There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.

See how easily America fits in?

Ga:3:28: There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in America.

Now in Ireland, you'll be getting drunk and kicking 7 bells out of the neighboring tribe...
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@Cranky Old Man This makes me so glad to be an American!
But Im just wondering? Haven't quite a large number of americans got irish ancestors?
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