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The "thou shalt not kill" LIE !!!
One of the things politically correct feminist child raping hippie democrats have tried to do is twisting the Holy Bible by pointing to Exodus 20:13
"thou shalt not kill" falsely claiming it means we are not allowed to kill people. This is utter nonsense. It just means we cannot go kill people at random. We can still kill plenty of people, just as long as we only kill people God's Holy Bible tells us to kill. And make no mistake, according to the Holy Bible 99.97% of all people should be killed!

DISCLAIMER: 1st Peter 2:13-17 and Romans 13:1-7 require all of us to obey secular law. So we have to wait with our killing until Sarah Palin implements Biblical Law, or become a soldier to do it in countries like Afghanistan.

Sex with men, women or animals?
Someone raping a cow, even if it is just by accident? Time to blow them up:
Leviticus 20:15-16. Someone cheating? Time to start the chainsaw: Leviticus 20:10. Someone sleeping with their mother, mother in law, son or son in law? Time to put fuel into that flame thrower: Leviticus 20:11, Leviticus 20:14 "they shall be burnt with fire".

Ever said bad things about their parents?
If someone has
ever, even if it is just once in their entire life, cursed against their father or mother, it's time to cut their throat and let them bleed to death! Leviticus 20:9 "every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death".

Cursing?
Badmouthing God? Even if it was only once, ten years ago? It's time to pull that trigger!
Leviticus 24:16 "when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death".

Not a Christian?
Is someone an Atheist, vegetarian, Muslim, false Christian, Asian, Jew, Catholic or Democrat? You are not only allowed to kill them, God demands it from you! And please note it is explicitly allowed to kill women and children. So if an unborn child has not yet proven it's faith in Jesus, killing it is not just allowed, it is required!
2nd Chronicles 15:13 "should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman". A good way to do this is to kill them with a nuke a city at a time as demanded in Deuteronomy 13:15 "destroying it utterly".

Someone having a bad dream?
It's obvious that God does not allow this: Deuteronomy 13:5
"that dreamer of dreams, shall be put to death".

Are you crazy? Don't most of us go to Heaven?
One of the biggest lies false Christians have been spreading is that most people will go to Heaven. This is not true! Actually it is the biggest lie ever! Almost everyone will go to Hell! Only a very small minority will be allowed in Heaven. Like everything else that matters in life, these facts can be found in the Holy Bible: Matthew 7:13-14
"few there be that find it".
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I tried to explain this to my best friend after the incident with his wife, but he just wouldn't listen..
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Well the catholics did have a good idea of baptizing people at sword point and then killing them before they could slide back into sin.

Too bad those pagans (some of my ancestors included) ended up in Hell anyway because it wasn't True Christianity ™.
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Excellent analysis, brother. I'm just missing one minor detail: while modern weaponry is much more efficient, our weapon of choice should still be the one that God first commanded: the stone.



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And let's not forget, even if you kill someone you're not supposed to and just go on a murdering spree in straight defiance of God's Law, God is so loving that He will still accept you if you truly repent afterwards, like Jeffrey Dahmer did.
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The "thou shalt not kill" LIE !!!
One of the things politically correct feminist child raping hippie democrats have tried to do is twisting the Holy Bible by pointing to Exodus 20:13
"thou shalt not kill" falsely claiming it means we are not allowed to kill people. This is utter nonsense. It just means we cannot go kill people at random. We can still kill plenty of people, just as long as we only kill people God's Holy Bible tells us to kill. And make no mistake, according to the Holy Bible 99.97% of all people should be killed!

DISCLAIMER: 1st Peter 2:13-17 and Romans 13:1-7 require all of us to obey secular law. So we have to wait with our killing until Sarah Palin implements Biblical Law, or become a soldier to do it in countries like Afghanistan.

Sex with men, women or animals?
Someone raping a cow, even if it is just by accident? Time to blow them up:
Leviticus 20:15-16. Someone cheating? Time to start the chainsaw: Leviticus 20:10. Someone sleeping with their mother, mother in law, son or son in law? Time to put fuel into that flame thrower: Leviticus 20:11, Leviticus 20:14 "they shall be burnt with fire".

Ever said bad things about their parents?
If someone has
ever, even if it is just once in their entire life, cursed against their father or mother, it's time to cut their throat and let them bleed to death! Leviticus 20:9 "every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death".

Cursing?
Badmouthing God? Even if it was only once, ten years ago? It's time to pull that trigger!
Leviticus 24:16 "when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death".

Not a Christian?
Is someone an Atheist, vegetarian, Muslim, false Christian, Asian, Jew, Catholic or Democrat? You are not only allowed to kill them, God demands it from you! And please note it is explicitly allowed to kill women and children. So if an unborn child has not yet proven it's faith in Jesus, killing it is not just allowed, it is required!
2nd Chronicles 15:13 "should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman". A good way to do this is to kill them with a nuke a city at a time as demanded in Deuteronomy 13:15 "destroying it utterly".

Someone having a bad dream?
It's obvious that God does not allow this: Deuteronomy 13:5
"that dreamer of dreams, shall be put to death".

Are you crazy? Don't most of us go to Heaven?
One of the biggest lies false Christians have been spreading is that most people will go to Heaven. This is not true! Actually it is the biggest lie ever! Almost everyone will go to Hell! Only a very small minority will be allowed in Heaven. Like everything else that matters in life, these facts can be found in the Holy Bible: Matthew 7:13-14
"few there be that find it".
Wow, so who is okay not to kill? I think that if we went by your philosophy a lot of innocent people would be needlessly killed, also if you really were not joking at all about killing vegetarians and people who have bad dreams I would venture to say you're commit-able.
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Wow, so who is okay not to kill? I think that if we went by your philosophy a lot of innocent people would be needlessly killed, also if you really were not joking at all about killing vegetarians and people who have bad dreams I would venture to say you're commit-able.
Are you blind? Did you not see all this is IN THE HOLY BIBLE! Sheesh, they get more ignorant by the day. And if God demands them to be killed they are by definition not innocent.
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Matthew 5:21(KJV)


21.Ye have heard that was said by them of old times, Thou shalt not kill; and who so ever shall kill shall be in danger of the Judgment.


Exdous 20:13 (KJV)

Thou shall not kill
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Matthew 5:21(KJV)


21.Ye have heard that was said by them of old times, Thou shalt not kill; and who so ever shall kill shall be in danger of the Judgment.


Exdous 20:13 (KJV)

Thou shall not kill
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I have a question. when cain murdered abel and cain was marked so no "other" people could hurt him, who were those people when adam and eve had only 5 (or so) children
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I have a question. when cain murdered abel and cain was marked so no "other" people could hurt him, who were those people when adam and eve had only 5 (or so) children
They were "other" people.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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That was the big point douchebag...

I wanna know too, Bible says:
Genesis 4:17 And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch.

There is NO mention of creating other people, so God made TWO (2)
They have Cain and Abel (at this point), Cain killed his brother, get banned from eden, get a wife (International Version bible says: Cain made love to his wife, but b'cose you dudes obviously cannot feel love, you believe KJV, whatever, still point is that thay had SEX). Where did that woman come from? God has not made anymore humans (CHECK THE BIBLE!), so it got to be Cains SISTER!

Leviticus 20:17 And if a man shall take his sister, his father's daughter, or his mother's daughter, and see her nakedness, and she see his nakedness; it is a wicked thing; and they shall be cut off in the sight of their people: he hath uncovered his sister's nakedness; he shall bear his iniquity.

I have asked this before, and never get an direct answer...
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That was the big point douchebag...

I wanna know too, Bible says:
Genesis 4:17 And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch.

There is NO mention of creating other people, so God made TWO (2)
They have Cain and Abel (at this point), Cain killed his brother, get banned from eden, get a wife (International Version bible says: Cain made love to his wife, but b'cose you dudes obviously cannot feel love, you believe KJV, whatever, still point is that thay had SEX). Where did that woman come from? God has not made anymore humans (CHECK THE BIBLE!), so it got to be Cains SISTER!

Leviticus 20:17 And if a man shall take his sister, his father's daughter, or his mother's daughter, and see her nakedness, and she see his nakedness; it is a wicked thing; and they shall be cut off in the sight of their people: he hath uncovered his sister's nakedness; he shall bear his iniquity.

I have asked this before, and never get an direct answer...
Friend, you aren't telling us anything new. In fact, Cain wasn't the only person in the Bible who married his sister; Abraham did so as well:

Genesis 20:11-12:

And Abraham said, Because I thought, Surely the fear of God is not in this place; and they will slay me for my wife's sake.
And yet indeed she is my sister; she is the daughter of my father, but not the daughter of my mother; and she became my wife.

What does this mean? It means that God made exceptions for Abraham and Cain. However, exceptions are only allowed for people who are granted permission by God in the Holy Bible Itself. People who haven't got such permission ought to be exiled.
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You just actually said that every word in bible are not so undisputed? That mean that you actually cannot use direct verses from Bible, b'cose they could have "exceptions"...

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Praise His Name!!

I just killed my first queer! His *** FILTH REMOVED *** just walked in the room while i was stabbing him, so i stabbed him too! Oh gosh it was soooo much fun! Looking forward to killing again

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I have a question. when cain murdered abel and cain was marked so no "other" people could hurt him, who were those people when adam and eve had only 5 (or so) children
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27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Someone having a bad dream?
It's obvious that God does not allow this: Deuteronomy 13:5
"that dreamer of dreams, shall be put to death".


....OK...so that means everyone get's put to death right? It's human nature for people to have nightmares...nobody's immune to them buddy
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....OK...so that means everyone get's put to death right? It's human nature for people to have nightmares...nobody's immune to them buddy
That's right. Whenever He sees fit, God kills us all. When really bad things happen (like you get eaten by wild beasts, get killed in war, get sick and die, etc.), then you'll know that it was God that did it to you. And you'll say thank you to Him too!

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Ezekiel 14:13 Son of man, when the land sinneth against me by trespassing grievously, then will I stretch out mine hand upon it, and will break the staff of the bread thereof, and will send famine upon it, and will cut off man and beast from it:

14:15 If I cause noisome beasts to pass through the land, and they spoil it, so that it be desolate, that no man may pass through because of the beasts:

14:17 Or if I bring a sword upon that land, and say, Sword, go through the land; so that I cut off man and beast from it:

14:19 Or if I send a pestilence into that land, and pour out my fury upon it in blood, to cut off from it man and beast:

14:21 For thus saith the Lord GOD; How much more when I send my four sore judgments upon Jerusalem, the sword, and the famine, and the noisome beast, and the pestilence, to cut off from it man and beast?
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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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