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Old 02-14-2011, 01:57 AM
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As one of the foremost experts on both disgusting pornographical images and slutty celebrity lesbians here at Landover, I decided it was up to me to bring this slattern to your attentions. Meet Pastor Melissa Scott:



“Pastor” Melissa Scott!?!? Perhaps Mrs. Scott is unfamiliar with 1st Corinthians!

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Originally Posted by God in The KJV Bible

Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.

And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

1st Corinthians 14:34-35

Since this whore has no authority to call herself a Pastor, maybe I should call her by her porno name, Barbi (or Barbie) Bridges. I have, with my typical skill, subtly edited the horrific images that follow so they are fit for viewing by my fellow Landoverians. However, if you are offended by images of wanton harlotry, sexual debaucheries, or pornolesbiality, you may not want to view this thread.


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Can you believe this slut dares to preach God’s Word? Unbelievable!


Just so you know, this lesbo WHORE doesn't stop at simply displaying her breasts and splayed open cooter for all to see! No! Among other things, she engages in filthy sapphic displays of actual hardcore dyke sex!!!

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This woman claims to be CHRISTIAN!!! Pah I say, PAH!


Friends, this slut represents EVERYTHING that is wrong with false Christianity! She claims to have found Jesus, she DENIES her porno past, and she, A WOMAN, leads thousands of followers astray every Sunday as she lies and lies and LIES from her whore's pulpit!

Well, I'll not stand idly by and watch as this slut from Hell destroys what we hold dear! If I have to look at a MILLION disgusting nude pictures of this Satanic tramp, I'll do it! Why you ask? Because THAT is the kind of True Chirstian that I am! Glory!
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Old 02-14-2011, 03:40 AM
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After skipping all the smut, one question remains. How can a woman be a Pastor? As for the naked pictures, has she no shaaaaaaaaaame?
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Dripping smelly porno aside, God forbids girls to preach! Double sin!!

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Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
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Old 02-14-2011, 05:12 AM
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Dripping smelly porno aside, God forbids girls to preach! Double sin!!
I am going to hazard a guess[that she is married....to a male]and say her husband must be in jail or off doing missionary work, as she seems to be very mobile. Her husband should be getting these satanic sexual practices out of her head even if he has to beat them out of her. These pictures, the shame she should be feeling...it makes me physically ill just thinking about them.

A prayer for her is in order I think.

Dear Lord, In this world it is said to take all kinds but Lord I know you were never thinking about this kind. This lost soul has run afoul of your love and mercy by her words and actions and I know oh Lord, that only one thing can save her dark black soul and that is your tender mercies. This disgusting harlot has tarnished your house by presenting herself as a Pastor and attempting to Teach others even after you specifically denied her that labor of love.
She has further insulted you by engaging in lesbian acts and Lord if it were not for the secular laws of the land you would have commanded your obedient servants to stone her to death and I would have wanted to be right in front doing your bidding.
If, in your wisdom, you see any redeeming qualities in this slut Please God teach her temperance and how and WHEN to keep her mouth shut and to keep it where it belongs, not in another sinners crotch.
These things I ask in Jesus' name,
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Old 02-14-2011, 07:25 AM
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When I saw the thread title that indicated that a Pastor was some sort of pornographic actor, I assumed that he was a man, as mere women are forbidden to preach in church by God. So I of course quickly clicked on the thread, thinking the name of the person indicated that said Pastor was some sort of transvestite homosexual pornographic actor. I seem to have been mistaken.

And as captain Portway, Mr. Dewitt, and Pastor Ezekiel have all pointed out, Miss Scott's greatest sin is her outright blasphemous behavior where she is currently calling herself a Pastor. As far as her being photographed unclothed with her legs akimbo, I find it all rather disgusting and pointless. Why any male would care to look upon a woman that was not his wife in such a state is beyond me.

As a cured Ex-Gay©, I of course have the same desires as any man. I simply find no pleasure in gawking at the rather odd looking bodies of naked young women. I understand the unsaved are rather titillated by such images in their uncensored state. I simply do not understand what all the excitement is about.
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Oh God...Melissa...yeah, I know her.

As you know, prior to moving to Freehold and accepting the senior pastor position here at Landover Baptist Church, I ran my church and ministry out of Orange County, California. As such, I was very familiar with the community there, including her husband, Dr. Gene Scott who lived in Pasadena at the time.

Gene was a false Christian through and through. He wasn't in this to save souls, he was here to preach a fluffy-bunny version of Christianity and make as much money as possible.

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While other pastors denounce homosexuality, abortion, adultery, profanity and drinking, Scott refuses to condemn such behavior. He leaves worshipers free to make their own choice without coercion. "I don't ask you to change when you come here," he instructs the congregation. "I take you as you are, as God takes me as I am."
I even called him out on the air a couple of times during my hour-long gospel program. I said that he was a wolf in sheep's clothing (Matthew 7:15) and he will drag anyone to hell just to make an extra dollar.

In response he went after me and my good friends Jerry Falwell and Jimmy Swaggart. The jerk pulled no punches...

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"I'm not selling forty-pound Bibles, or water from Jordan, or 4,000 plastic crosses made by the Japanese and sold to Arabs. I don't send out 'healing cloths' (A reference to my healing cloths I was selling on the air at the time) or tear up my shirt. I say: what's what I've done worth? Whatever the meal I've fed you is worth, pay up. I'm not trying to save anybody. (Then why are you a Christian, Gene?!?!?) I think if you reject Christianity, you should do it intelligently. (No one should reject Christianity. There is no reason to do so!)"
In early 2005, I finally met his wife Melissa face-to-face. Gene was gravely ill, so I invited her to my rented suite I had at the Biltmore in L.A. I figured I could influence him through her. Well, after several drinks, she started opening up to me. She admitted she married him for money. I told her that he was leading her astray and she needed to embrace True Christianity™. She then admitted to me all the details about her sordid porno past but wasn't willing to come clean in public. I told her about how I was shamed in public -- my fraud and embezzlement of my ministry, my dalliances with both female and shemale prostitutes -- and that she needed to go on air and beg for forgiveness before Jesus would forgive her. She refused to do so.

She then started saying how she liked older men and made sexual advances towards me. Needless to say, I rejected her outright. There is no way an upright Man of God such as myself would be tempted by such a sleazy harlot, even if she was quite beautiful and I had her in a hotel room to myself. I kicked her out of my suite and read the Bible for the rest of the night.

After his death, she continued his legacy by becoming a pastor! I met Melissa many times since then, trying to convince her that she is following the path of the Devil. A woman shouldn't be preaching, she should be at home making babies and pies. We would always rendevous at my suite at my Biltmore, and by morning, I was all worn out trying to drill the Word of the Lord into her stubborn, female mind.

I tried, Lord, oh how I tried. She refuses to listen. Now she is out there, preaching a false Word, suckering in people and taking their paychecks. She gives us televangelists a bad name and that wanton whore just makes me sick to my stomach.
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Friends, this slut represents EVERYTHING that is wrong with false Christianity! She claims to have found Jesus, she DENIES her porno past, and she, A WOMAN, leads thousands of followers astray every Sunday as she lie and lies and LIES from her whore's pulpit!

Well, I'll not stand idly by and watch as this slut from Hell destroys what we hold dear! If I have to look at a MILLION disgusting nude pictures of this Satanic tramp, I'll do it! Why you ask? Because THAT is the kind of True Chirstian that I am! Glory!
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Such dreadful use of italics! YOU clearly do not KNOW how to USE such FUNCTIONS.
Captain Portway, as a True Christian, is your host, as this is his internet home.

You, Mr. John Calvin, are the guest in his home.

The rules of common courtesy demand that you be polite and respectful to your host, or excuse yourself.

Are you a participating member of society who follows the rules of common courtesy? Or are you an ignorant savage that rampages through the house, roaring with vitriol and entangling himself in the drapes in a fit of defecation?
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Such dreadful use of italics! YOU clearly do not KNOW how to USE such FUNCTIONS.
Neither do you!

Perhaps you should waste less time whining about typography and more time reading the Holy Bible!





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As one of the foremost experts on both disgusting pornographical images and slutty celebrity lesbians here at Landover, I decided it was up to me to bring this slattern to your attentions. Meet Pastor Melissa Scott:



“Pastor” Melissa Scott!?!? Perhaps Mrs. Scott is unfamiliar with 1st Corinthians!




Since this whore has no authority to call herself a Pastor, maybe I should call her by her porno name, Barbi (or Barbie) Bridges. I have, with my typical skill, subtly edited the horrific images that follow so they are fit for viewing by my fellow Landoverians. However, if you are offended by images of wanton harlotry, sexual debaucheries, or pornolesbiality, you may not want to view this thread.


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Can you believe this slut dares to preach God’s Word? Unbelievable!


Just so you know, this lesbo WHORE doesn't stop at simply displaying her breasts and splayed open cooter for all to see! No! Among other things, she engages in filthy sapphic displays of actual hardcore dyke sex!!!

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This woman claims to be CHRISTIAN!!! Pah I say, PAH!


Friends, this slut represents EVERYTHING that is wrong with false Christianity! She claims to have found Jesus, she DENIES her porno past, and she, A WOMAN, leads thousands of followers astray every Sunday as she lie and lies and LIES from her whore's pulpit!

Well, I'll not stand idly by and watch as this slut from Hell destroys what we hold dear! If I have to look at a MILLION disgusting nude pictures of this Satanic tramp, I'll do it! Why you ask? Because THAT is the kind of True Chirstian that I am! Glory!




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Capt. A. Portway.. what were you doing anyway that you came across these pictures???!!!!
Listen whore, I had to FORCE myself to look at those porno pictures!

I have literally HUNDREDS of pictures of this Jezebel on my computer hard driver discs! And if I have to look at a MILLION of them, I'll do it! This slut must be stopped, and I'm just the kind of True Christian™ it takes to deal with tramps like Melissa Scott aka Barbi Bridges!

Here's yet another disgusting image that I censored to show just how AWFUL Pastor Melissa Scott is!

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I know it's hard to tell because of my expert censoring, but in this image, the slattern is clearly pleasuring her ladyparts with her left hand. The look of ecstasy on her tart face shows that she actually enjoys splaying herself open for all the world to see! Shocking!

This is the sort of wanton photographic behavior that could drive a lesser man to abuse himself, sitting alone in front of his computer screen, with no one else around, as he stares unblinkingly at her nubile whore's body! THAT is why I force myself to do this, to protect the unsaved from this slut's evil clutches!
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This is the sort of wanton photographic behavior that could drive a lesser man to abuse himself, sitting alone in front of his computer screen, with no one else around, as he stares unblinkingly at her nubile whore's body! THAT is why I force myself to do this, to protect the unsaved from this slut's evil clutches!
Captain, I appreciate all of your efforts and your selfless determination to ferret these repulsive pictures out of the darkness and put them up for display so that the light of day will drive them from the Earth!



Truth be told, I seek out your threads so I can see what we're up against.

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Captain, I appreciate all of your efforts and your selfless determination to ferret these repulsive pictures out of the darkness and put them up for display so that the light of day will drive them from the Earth!



Truth be told, I seek out your threads so I can see what we're up against.

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Thank you for your support Brother!

It fills my heart with the love of Jesus when I'm told that my work to "ferret out" the evils of the pornography has touched the life of a potential future True Christian™

In that light, here is another horrible picture of Pastor Melissa Scott, when she was of course known as Barbi Bridges, cavorting with not one but TWO lesbian porno girls. As we all know, Jesus HATES lesbians!

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Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.

For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
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It fills my heart with the love of Jesus when I'm told that my work to "ferret out" the evils of the pornography has touched the life of a potential future True Christian™

In that light, here is another horrible picture of Pastor Melissa Scott, when she was of course known as Barbi Bridges, cavorting with not one but TWO lesbian porno girls. As we all know, Jesus HATES lesbians!


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I fear what our great Lord and Saviour would do to these harlots if he walked in on them ! What would Jesus do, indeed!?
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I don't think my stomach is strong enough to watch a naked woman engaging in this kind of lewdness. You are a stronger man than I am, Captain.
Thank you Brother. Truth be told, I don't think I could stand it either without the help of our Lord. I like to think that as I'm looking at picture after disgusting picture, sometimes for hours without a break, that Jesus is right there by my side, looking at the exact same pictures as I am, giving my the strength to carry on my Christian duty! Glory!
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Hey, this whore updated here website page, and now we can all tell her how much of a whore we know she is! Isn't that great? Look!

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WHAT IS THE 1-800-338-3030 PHONE NUMBER FOR?


Pastor Scott wants to know that you're out there and watching. A LIVE person (Voice of Faith) is standing by 24/7 to take your messages. Call every time you tune in to leave Pastor a positive message regarding:

1. Your response to the teaching.

2. Prayer Requests for you and your family that will be given directly to Pastor Scott.

3. Promises from the Bible that you can claim with a Voice of Faith (under the direction of Matthew: 18:19 that when two agree in FAITH on a promise of God, "...it shall be done for them of my Father which is in Heaven").

4. Your Commitments: Tithes, offerings, attendance of a Sunday Service or other participation.

Call now and tell Pastor Scott you're visiting her website!
And it won't cost us a dime! I was calling about once an hour until they blocked my number, but then I got one of those prepaid cell phones and started up again! If we all start calling her all the time, maybe we can convince her to stop lying to people about not being a porn slut and maybe she'll quit her phony false Christian ministry. Remember, we're not doing this to be mean, we're doing the Lord's work! Praise!
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Has anyone ever noticed how her hair never changes on TV? I'm starting to wonder if these programs of hers are all just reruns from whenever she was still attractive.
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