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Old 11-13-2011, 11:41 PM
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"My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" is the title of a television show supposedly intended for little girls. For some reason, however, the main audience has turned out to be older men and teenagers between the ages of 15 and 35. These men call themselves "bronies".



These psychotic manchildren know very well that Jesus died on the cross for our sins. Yet they think it's alright to spit in God's face and reject His gift of eternal life. What they don't know, however, is that they are actually facing demonic forces coming at them using subliminal mind control through the power of suggestion.
Matthew 9:32 As they went out, behold, they brought to him a dumb man possessed with a devil.

1 Corinthians 15:33 Be not deceived: evil communications corrupt good manners.
This children's show might seem innocent at first. But, in reality, it is nothing but a recruitment vehicle for all the worst perversions imaginable. Let's take a look at few examples:


HOMOSEXUALITY



As you can see, this little pony's tail is in the exact same colors as the homosexual flag. A coincidence? Not very likely. This is clearly an attempt to plant a subliminal message in people's minds that anal sex is normal and should be accepted as such in our society. We have seen similar attempts in the music industry, Pink Floyd's "The Dark Side of the Moon" being the most obvious example.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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Here we can see the main characters, a purple unicorn and her baby dragon. Don't be deceived. While one might embrace the fact that the show accepts the Biblically proven existence of dragons (Job 30:29, Isaiah 13:22) and unicorns (Job 39:9, Isaiah 34:7), it should be noted that this particular unicorn is a practitioner of occultism and magic. In the show she is often seen reading books on witchcraft and performing various wiccan spells.
2 Chronicles 33:6 And he caused his children to pass through the fire in the valley of the son of Hinnom: also he observed times, and used enchantments, and used witchcraft, and dealt with a familiar spirit, and with wizards: he wrought much evil in the sight of the LORD, to provoke him to anger.

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This part speaks for itself. Here we can see two "bronies" trying to have sexual intercourse in their creepy pony costumes. This is probably the best example of how this show is destroying people's lives and their chances of going to Heaven.
Leviticus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.
This disgusting phenomena can easily be explained by how the show secretly plants sexual messages in people's minds:



DO NOT LET YOUR CHILDREN FALL UNDER THE SPELLS OF THESE SATANIC CARTOONS OR THEY MIGHT END UP LIKE THIS PERVERT:

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Disgusting! I've only been researching this vile new craze for a few minutes and have already come across these homosecksual ponies.



An STD infested whore pony



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One is so gay he is pooping a rainbow!




If parents let their kids play with these perverted pets, the next thing you know they will be butt raping each other and shoving Skittles up their butts hoping to poop a Rainbow!

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Disgusting! I've only been researching this vile new craze and have already come across these homosecksual ponies.

Do Atheists not even teach consistency to their kids anymore?
You have four-legged unicorns. You have four-legged Nazi unicorns who believe in a master race of unicorns. But four legged unicorns in the same picture as a two legged one?

I just can't wrap my head around it. Satan must also make these kids stupid.

And, I've never been happier being Christian than when I observe an Atheist retard stating in the same sentence that: A ) he doesn't hate gays, B ) everyone he hates is one.

At least we're not hypocrites: we just tell people gays will burn forever in Hell truthfully, and will never deny that we think of them that way.

James 5:12: let your yea be yea; and your nay, nay; lest ye fall into condemnation.
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Hello all, I found this post from a friend of mine on Facebook. I am not a Baptist, so I hope that without much clashing between faiths I can get my point across well.

I am a 17 year old Nebraskan boy who has been raised in the church, baptized at the age of 15 and been praising our lord and savior my whole life. I started watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic around February of this year. I was instantly taken in by the wonderful voice actors, vibrant colors, and most importantly morals it teaches. Yes, I know that some of tropes in this series conflicts seems to conflict with some scriptures, but I don't think because Twilight Sparkle can lift a book, or teleport means that Witchcraft is being forced upon us, or even encouraging its use in everyday life. With your case of Furry Fandom and Bestiality being encouraged by the series, I will say you have both hit and missed. Furries will always be where "Animal Cartoons" are, but I do not believe the show itself encourages any such thing. People take what they see differently, we are all different people, God made us this way. I have also seen the video where you captured the picture of the two Gentlemen in the Fursuits "engaging in sexual intercourse". I am afraid that is the furthest thing from the truth. They are in fact hugging. You can find the video by searching it up on youtube. Unless we have changed the meaning of embrace to coitus, let me know.

On another note, the morals in the show are almost identical to our Christian values. In one episode, Pinkamina Diane Pie, also known as Pinkie Pie, has a sixth sense, in which Twilight Sparkle deems it as impossible. Pinkie keeps telling Twilight to have faith, and sometimes you cannot explain everything that happens in your world. Initially Twilight is skeptical, and tries to find way after way to disprove this Sixth Sense, in the end she cannot, and she has no way but to just acknowledge that Pinkie Pie has her faith, and she should not try and cross the line between that. By the end of the episode, Pinkie has actually taught Twilight the core essence of faith, which I'm sure you believe as well as I, you cannot enter heaven without the faith that Jesus died for all of us, and with the remission of our sins, we shall join him and the father in heaven.

I thought that I would throw in my two cents. If you took the time to read all of my opinions, I thank you. God Bless!
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I was instantly taken in by the wonderful voice actors, vibrant colors, and most importantly morals it teaches.
You cannot be Christian if you're gay.


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On another note, the morals in the show are almost identical to our Christian values.
It teachs that God is all powerful, we should submit to Him, that we should be willing to kill our children for Him and that we are all sinning scum?

Sorry, I missed the memo.
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ARE YOU SERIOUS BRO? Dear lord what is wrong with humanity these days it's just a dumb tv show meant for little girls now guys like it like me. I AM NOT GAY, I DON'T BUTT RAPE MY FRIENDS AND I CERTAINLY DON'T PUT SKITTLES IN MY ANUS JUST BECAUSE A PONY THAT HAS A RAINBOW MANE AND TAIL IT IS NO SATANIC SYMBOL LIKE YOU IGNORANT PEOPLE HERE THINK
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ARE YOU SERIOUS BRO? Dear lord what is wrong with humanity these days it's just a dumb tv show meant for little girls now guys like it like me. I AM NOT GAY, I DON'T BUTT RAPE MY FRIENDS AND I CERTAINLY DON'T PUT SKITTLES IN MY ANUS JUST BECAUSE A PONY THAT HAS A RAINBOW MANE AND TAIL IT IS NO SATANIC SYMBOL LIKE YOU IGNORANT PEOPLE HERE THINK
Sure you do not. Friend, you are the one who sais:
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...PUT SKITTLES IN MY ANUS JUST BECAUSE A PONY THAT HAS A RAINBOW MANE AND TAIL...
Please, at least tell everyone near you of your dirty little secret. Tell your 'girlfriend' so she can go find a real man. If you want to be an abomination, that is your choice, just like it was when you decided to be gay. Just remember, you do not have to go about raping men. You can change. God is willing to give you a hand, to release you from the sticky bonds of sodomy and wash you in His blood.
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Sure you do not. Friend, you are the one who sais:

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Please, at least tell everyone near you of your dirty little secret. Tell your 'girlfriend' so she can go find a real man. If you want to be an abomination, that is your choice, just like it was when you decided to be gay. Just remember, you do not have to go about raping men. You can change. God is willing to give you a hand, to release you from the sticky bonds of sodomy and wash you in His blood.
I laughed at that with your pathetic attempt of 'saving'me for i am NOT gay as i clearly said but i just like a show that is 'diferent' that doesn't mean i am possesed or bringing the dead to life
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I CERTAINLY DON'T PUT SKITTLES IN MY ANUS JUST BECAUSE A PONY THAT HAS A RAINBOW MANE AND TAIL IT IS NO SATANIC SYMBOL LIKE YOU IGNORANT PEOPLE HERE THINK
If not for the satanic pony symbols, why on earth you put skittles in your anus at the first place?
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Lol god hates all you stupid queers. Projecting your false expectations and failures in life onto minorities. You people suck.
While it's true that God hates homosexuals, it's not true that they are all stupid.

Some are certainly ignorant (of God's law, and the unending torment He has in store for them), but otherwise quite intelligent.

Why must you be so rude to homosexuals? Isn't it bad enough that God will burn them alive for all eternity?
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Are you that jaded or just hopelessly naive?

Of course horse porn is perverted

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Are you that jaded or just hopelessly naive?

Of course horse porn is perverted

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Obviously horse porn is perverted, but the fans who actually look at that stuff are branded /b/ronies by the others and treated the way they derserve. Plus those people account for less than 1% of the entire fandom
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Lets see what we have learned here. You believe that a TV show in which moral values are thought is satanic, you spent all your time looking for the pictures proving you have no life, you automatically assume that the rainbow represent homosexuality, when in fact it is just the color white divided to its original colors (:O whats this!! science!! your greatest enemy!!TROLOLOLOLO) But seriously dude, why do you trolls always assume people will take you seriously i mean its pretty stupid if you think about it, however in the off chance im wrong and you are indeed serious, well lololol, your preatty dumb. Tell me is it because a WOMAN wrote the show? conflicting with your little world? hmm? maybe because it involves magic (well of course part of your hate is because of that) but seriously dude, THE DEVIL? where is the devil mentioned? wjhat dies the Brony fandom have to do with the messages the show conveys? your little screenshots are also misleading and all. Seriously dude grow up, stop posting hate and prepare for the Left to once more rise and erase you intolerant Christians from history (i bet the MODS will delete this, prove me wrong MODS, let my post live, let it ignite a debate, prove Christians are tolerant HA!!!) (PS Catholic and proud, and guess what, the Catholics dont like you Baptists, try to guess why)
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As horrible and sinful as blatant homosexuality is, I think subliminal messages like this is even more dangerous to our youth. The danger is that it might sneak its way into otherwise Christian households under the guise of an "innocent children's show". Slowly but surely corrupting our youth. With the eventual goal to turn our nation into a withered husk of the morality it once stood for.

It has already started! We used to have witch burning, slavery, and women knew their place in the household. Now we have women voting, teaching, speaking in church, and doing all sorts of ungodly activities.

They are already trying to pervert God's holy union of a man and women!

I'm so glad there are Christians who see this show for what it really is, and call it out. Christians need to put a stop to these tools of Satan. I am strongly convinced that if there was anymore "tolerance" for gay people, God would have to destroy some (or all) of this nation, as he did with Sodom and Gomorrah. I'm really grateful for everyday that I wake up and God hasn't killed me.
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Oh Lord Jesus SAVE US!

I was concerned about keeping this kind of thing away from our daughter. I had to throw away about 3/4 of the gifts sent to her because they were inappropriate. But now you're telling me that they're trying to push this crap on our boys as well?

When will Satan's deception ever stop! Personally I blame the Chinese. You know that with their stupid laws they're only allowed one child so it's something like 80% of babies born are boys. Well since they don't want their boys bumpoking each other, they develop this poke-a-man crap (just look at the word, it's not like they're trying to hide anything) so that all of the boys over here turn gay. Then the girls over here will have no other choice than to enter into a unholy situation with some slant.

Absolutely disgusting.
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Catholic and proud, and guess what, the Catholics dont like you Baptists, try to guess why
Because we tell the truth, that worship of Mary (the dead, dead, DEAD mother of Jesus) leads to eternal damnation, and because we say it's wrong for priests to rape little boys?

By the way, since you're not Christian, you can't base your hatred of homosexuals on following God's commands . . . yet, you post images indicating that you hate "faggots".

Are you just a bigot, then? Or are you desperately trying to hide a "secret" about yourself?
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........................ hee..........haaa..........lololololol the things i could say seriously my little pony...................... come on now do you find everything foreign bad. you soundlike white supremanists. Though i do find it gay really evil
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Oh Lord Jesus SAVE US!

I was concerned about keeping this kind of thing away from our daughter. I had to throw away about 3/4 of the gifts sent to her because they were inappropriate. But now you're telling me that they're trying to push this crap on our boys as well?

When will Satan's deception ever stop! Personally I blame the Chinese. You know that with their stupid laws they're only allowed one child so it's something like 80% of babies born are boys. Well since they don't want their boys bumpoking each other, they develop this poke-a-man crap (just look at the word, it's not like they're trying to hide anything) so that all of the boys over here turn gay. Then the girls over here will have no other choice than to enter into a unholy situation with some slant.

Absolutely disgusting.
I call racism. The Japs made this Pokemon 'crap'. The mainland Chinks rarely have good Internet connections to America. _I'm from Hrong Krong SAR.) Besides, due to our own personalities, we consider children's shows 'children's shows'. Most of us consider a lot of these shows babyish, so we don't watch them.
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Then the girls over here will have no other choice than to enter into a unholy situation with some slant.

Absolutely disgusting.
I didn't realize the Bible forbade women from marrying those of Asian descent...where is that in the scripture, or is that just your racism? Why would you find that disgusting? In my experience, Asian men make the best partners.
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