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In a nation increasingly rejecting the Almighty, people will try anything. Without a moral code to guide them, is it any wonder people increasingly identify themselves as homosexual? Not satisfied with trying to shock society with their own depraved behavior, people have come to conduct a nation-wide social experiment with children - autism.

We know autism is related to atheism, as it is a disability marked by a lack of social and moral values. We know more and more people are demanding to excuse their children's barbaric behavior rather than taking responsibility for negligent parenting. There is no blood test or brain scan to diagnose autism so clearly it is not a biological condition. It is, like homosexuality, a phase the young people of today are trying. I for one think we are playing a dangerous game of cat-and-mouse with God, thinking He won't deliver a just punishment on society for such a cruel joke as training up children to be self-centered and demand immediate self-gratification.

THE report by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention that one in 88 American children have an autism. This marks a 23% increase since the CDC's last report in 2009. And, a 78% increase since their first report in 2007.

An estimated one in ten people identify as being lesbian, gay, bi-curious or terribly confused (lgbt).

Clearly the Gay Agenda has been so popular that advocates for autistic people have jumped on the bandwagon to see if raising their child in a socially retarded way will make them look equally "cool" in Hollywood, thus earning millions of dollars just for being flamboyant.

Homeschooling is of course God's favorite form of education, but for those who cannot be so kind to their children, we have to keep our eyes on the public schools. In the great state of Kansas, for example, Jack Wu is running for the Board of Education with a campaign promising to eliminate evolution from the curriculum because it is a satanic lie. It's a start in the right direction.

Another great way to save children from the Gay Agenda is the Good News Club, a perfectly legal way to teach children the benefits of obedience to God in their own comfortable classroom setting, after school hours of course.

Friends, we cannot let the Gay Agenda take away our children and raise them as autistics and atheists! Our children are our most valuable treasures!

Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.
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As of this post, April 20, 2013:


The Center for Disease Control reports 1 in 50 children in the United States is obsessed with having autism.

Let's look at some facts:

The state of Minnesota has the largest number of 8 year olds obsessed with autism. The capital of Minnesota is now "The Gayest City In America."

The state of Maine has the second largest number of 8 year olds obsessed with autism. The state of Maine decided in the last few months to come to Satan's beck and call and celebrate sodomizing children.

After a lengthy battle with pro-anal-rapist factions, England lost the battle with moral decency and passed a law encouraging gay marriage earlier this year. They then discovered a 50% increase in autism in this same time period.

Can you honestly believe this is still just a coincidence?
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I am certain once Jesus becomes our next president He will make being gay, autistic, Atheist or even worse democrat, punishable by death! The Bible is already very clear on this, but as we all know Obama ignores the Bible so he can rape America.

Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
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Jesus protect us! We all knew Gay Marriage would be a gateway to more hellish depravity just like Some Like it Hot was the gateway to the gaying up of America! Even now you can hear Satan laughing threw Doris Day.

Now that our hands our tied by the Democrats and the ACTIVIST Judges on the US Supreme Court filled with Liberal tools like Scalia and Thomas. Tards are cut off from the famous Tough Love of Our Savior and America becomes that much more depraved.

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Autism is an easy way of saying "my kid's OK but he needs special privileges."
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As Cranky Old Man pointed out, autism is the same as atheism, and people have made that sinful lifestyle choice trough the entire history of 6000 years.
I do prefer to call it a-tism, to merge two words that actually mean the same thing.

I am actually worried about that a-tism become the new flu. Having an outbreak of a-tism going on in my city, I'm afraid what will happen if ordinary a-tism spirit swap traits with the contagious form. My communion workers report a case fatality rate of 31 percent among those infected.
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One of my best friends had autism. It is not a funny topic to joke about. If there is a Hell, do you feel you will go to it for laughing at other people's disabilities and disadvantages? I can only hope so.
And before you ask, I am not autistic.
Just looking at this forum, I can see people proving how cold and heartless they are. I am amazed. If those people are the 'true Christians' and represent what Christianity is all about, you could not PAY me to become one. I am happy as an atheist, thanks.
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One of my best friends had autism. It is not a funny topic to joke about. If there is a Hell, do you feel you will go to it for laughing at other people's disabilities and disadvantages? I can only hope so.
And before you ask, I am not autistic.
Just looking at this forum, I can see people proving how cold and heartless they are. I am amazed. If those people are the 'true Christians' and represent what Christianity is all about, you could not PAY me to become one. I am happy as an atheist, thanks.
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I am certain once Jesus becomes our next president He will make being gay, autistic, Atheist or even worse democrat, punishable by death! The Bible is already very clear on this, but as we all know Obama ignores the Bible so he can rape America.

Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
I agree completely. There is no solid scientific proof that autism is real at all!
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I have put together a help sheet, just in case you meet the parents of an autistic. Bear in mind that they will be terminally embarrassed, so you need to be careful.

1. Ask: “Is your child an artistic or musical genius? What special gifts does your child have?”
We’ve all seen the documentary “Rain Man” and know about the extraordinary artistic and musical gifts that some individuals on the "autism spectrum" (There's a couple of $20 words) possess. The kid’s bound to be able to do some tricks of some sort.

2. Ask: “You’d never know by looking at her that she has autism! She looks so normal.”
But don’t add anything like “… around the eyes.” Or “Well... her feet do.” These additions can be hurtful.

Don’t say: “Your daughter is adorable”
Any parent of an autistic will know that’s a lie.

3. Say: “God doesn’t give you what you can’t handle” or “Everything happens for the best.”
This sort of thing really helps. It is more than likely that the parent has never heard this before and will welcome your insight and go away smiling.

Do say: “Is there anything I can do to help you out?” or “I’m here if you need to talk.”
You should be quite insistent on this offer. Phone the owner of the autistic at regular intervals: you can also ask about any update – e.g. “Is it showing any signs of being normal?”

4. Ask: “I know exactly what you’re going through. My cousin has a friend whose neighbor’s sister has a child with autism.”
It’s human nature to try to show empathy for the family affected by autism, and God gave us an imagination to use, didn’t He?

5. Ask:Do you have other children and are they autistic, too?”
I think this is a helpful approach. It subtly reminds the parent that their child is punishment from God for something their own parents did and if they've got one normal one, they’ll realize it could be worse.

6. Ask: “Why don’t you just try…that new special diet I saw on TV? Or the latest and greatest treatment that was featured in the newspaper?
The parents will be desperate for any straw at which to grasp – you might also bring up the subject of Landover (although we would prefer not to have the “children” present, they can be very disruptive.)

7. Ask: “Don’t you think you’ve put him through enough treatment? Just let him grow out of it.” Or “Just accept him the way he is. Why use treatment to try to change him?”
This is a good way of introducing “Healing By Prayer.” Pastor Zeke has hundreds of letters testifying to his success through Jesus.

8. Ask: “It’s such a burden to have to drive my kids to soccer practice and ballet classes every day!”or “My kids are talking so much they’re driving me crazy!”
This gives the parents some perspective, something they probably lack as they have no idea what it is like to have a normal kid.

9. Ask: “You should really make time for yourself. You need to relax. Maybe take in a prayer meeting?”
Parents of these creatures need to take a break. Their kid’ll probably be completely unaware that they have gone for a few hours. If there is any chance it’d get hysterical, it could always be locked in a garage or somewhere safe. Parents need that break and speak to real people.

10. Ask: “How’s the marriage going? I hear the divorce rate is 80 percent among parents of kids with autism.”
These sort of statistics are really reliable: you can see how it works… five days without sleep and then the kid shits on the floor. It’s not going to be easy. Mind you, with such a high rate of divorce, it’s probably better just to ask, “When’s the divorce?” It’ll give the parent something “normal” to talk about.

11. Ask: “What caused your child’s autism?”
The parents will often come up with some garbage about vaccines, allergies, chemicals, illnesses, etc. You can let them go on for a while before saying, “Did you ever think that you upset Jesus? Can you think of the time you might have said or done something?”Then continue with examples from others with whom you have spoken or have read about.
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I am certain once Jesus becomes our next president He will make being gay, autistic, Atheist or even worse democrat, punishable by death! The Bible is already very clear on this, but as we all know Obama ignores the Bible so he can rape America.

Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
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In 1980 i was diagnosed with autism at the moscow state hospital.

I am NOT a homosexual.

I enjoy the company of the other gender rather than my own.

The government immediatly gave me ritalin and extra ration coupons to help cope with my disorder.
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Ritalin for autism?
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Ritalin for autism?
I'm fine as long he ain't given insulin. I would never give it to my kids, regardless how much any secular doctor pushed. I know people as young as six being drugged with that white slime.
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I've heard they have a policy to give it to everyone in Godless Moscow. Ritalin and lice shampoo upon entering a hospital for prophylactic health care.
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In 1980 i was diagnosed with autism at the moscow state hospital.

I am NOT a homosexual.

I enjoy the company of the other gender rather than my own.

The government immediatly gave me ritalin and extra ration coupons to help cope with my disorder.
So now you are a hyperactive fat man who still bangs his head against walls?
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110% sure your all going to burn in whatever you deem "hell", being laughed at by all that you mock and insult. You call yourself adults? HAHAHA I would like to see any of you spout this bullshit at the mouth to another person face to face, particularly me. You would find yourself on your "holy" ass, in an "unholy" hospital, bleeding out of every inbred hole on your head.
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Keep on giving me infractions Pastor Shitphuck. I don't care! HAHA. Your privately owned by "christians"? Congratupiffleinlations, piffle every other genocide going on in the world, humanity should ban together and murder all of YOU! Funny thing is you talk about all this killing of people, but I doubt any of you have followed through on ANY of your beliefs. Just a bunch of sell-out picked-on people that call yourselves "christan" as an excuse to take out hate on others. What the phuck are any of you going to do to me? Nothing but ban me, but when you do that, I WIN, and YOU LOSE. Pansies.
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Keep on giving me infractions Pastor Shitphuck. I don't care! HAHA. Your privately owned by "christians"? Congratupiffleinlations, piffle every other genocide going on in the world, humanity should ban together and murder all of YOU! Funny thing is you talk about all this killing of people, but I doubt any of you have followed through on ANY of your beliefs. Just a bunch of sell-out picked-on people that call yourselves "christan" as an excuse to take out hate on others. What the phuck are any of you going to do to me? Nothing but ban me, but when you do that, I WIN, and YOU LOSE. Pansies.
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Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

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What the phuck are any of you going to do to me? Nothing but ban me, but when you do that, I WIN, and YOU LOSE. Pansies.
Oh, you must be one of those autistards, huh?

Being kicked out isn't winning. It's losing. And believe me, your absence will be no loss to us.
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