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The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

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Old 03-04-2013, 08:54 AM
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Iam a 42 man from holland. I deeply respect our Lord. I visit church weekly and am very devotional. Unfortunately not married yet but I may in His time. It would be nice to meet others.
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Old 03-04-2013, 09:01 AM
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Iam a 42 man from holland. I deeply respect our Lord. I visit church weekly and am very devotional. Unfortunately not married yet but I may in His time. It would be nice to meet others.
So you're here to purchase a helpmeet?
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Old 03-04-2013, 09:04 AM
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Iam a 42 man from holland. I deeply respect our Lord. I visit church weekly and am very devotional. Unfortunately not married yet but I may in His time. It would be nice to meet others.
Hello Mr Janssen. Is that a Dutch name? When did you move from the darkness into His Marvellous Light?
I Peter 2:9b that ye should shew forth the praises of him who hath called you out of darkness into his marvellous light:
KJV context
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Old 03-04-2013, 09:13 AM
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Just found it here on the internet. Read many threads before becomming a member. I see and read that many here have the same beliefs and values. Thats great as i life i dont have many friends.
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Old 03-04-2013, 09:32 AM
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I see from your profile page that you don't actually have any friends. Provided that you don't suddenly start spouting communism or posting EMO poetry and after the investigation by our Pastoral Team is completed (just in case you're a closet atheist or something) I'm sure that you will receive friendship requests. Have you posted any Scripture yet?
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Old 03-04-2013, 09:41 AM
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Iam not as to what you may think iam. And i understand an investigation. Its just nice i read issues i can agree on and feel are right. People around me are not as conservative as i am.
Even youths grow tired and weary, and young men stumble and fall;but those who hope in the Lord will renew their sthrength. Isaiah 40:30
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Old 03-04-2013, 10:05 AM
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It would be nice i think to have some true friends in life.
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Old 03-04-2013, 10:08 AM
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Iam not as to what you may think iam. And i understand an investigation. Its just nice i read issues i can agree on and feel are right. People around me are not as conservative as i am.
Even youths grow tired and weary, and young men stumble and fall;but those who hope in the Lord will renew their sthrength. Isaiah 40:30
That looks horribly like the NIV.

Here is God's Inerrant Word as preserved for us in the King James Version:
Isaiah 40
30
Even the youths shall faint and be weary, and the young men shall utterly fall:
31a But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength;
KJV . . look up . context . whole chapter
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Iam a 42 man from holland. I deeply respect our Lord. I visit church weekly and am very devotional. Unfortunately not married yet but I may in His time. It would be nice to meet others.
How disappointing.

I read your name as Famke Janssen.

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Iam a 42 man from holland. I deeply respect our Lord. I visit church weekly and am very devotional. Unfortunately not married yet but I may in His time. It would be nice to meet others.
How big is your windmill?

Are you a queer? I know there are plenty over there.
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