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Old 03-13-2014, 03:00 PM
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Hello Ladies as many of you know being a widow with children is not easy. However, I am happy to report that I have I have completed my CCL (Concealed Carry License) have been allowed by my Pastor and the state of Texas to carry a gun. My father gave me a life membership to the NRA as a gift on my 16th birthday, but he never allowed me to buy a gun. Since his passing and that of my husband, I spoke with my Pastor and he gave me the great news that he would allow me to to learn how to shoot a gun, plus he agreed to have one of the deacons clean it for me .



The Christian Gun store in town is making me this!!!! I cannot wait till it is ready! I am having it inscribed with one of my favorite Godly sayings

The Lord bless thee, and keep thee: Numbers 6:24

Plus I can carry this in my new stoning purse




I would love to know if any of the ladies of Freehold shoot guns and what is their favorite. I must say when I shoot I can feel Gods love run through my body it gives me tingles!
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Congratulations TaraAnne.
All I have is a loaded shotgun at the front door for when Mike is away on business. Maybe I should suggest that I need more protection. He will likely reply that I don't need it as we live in a gated community, but that doesn't mean that the boundaries may one day be breached.
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My father says I am too stupid for a gun.
I have met your father (last summer at the Pastors Fist N' Fish summer cook out and Prayer meeting). He seemed like a wise man. It is good to mind your father.
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Felicity, Isn't it time your father married you off? At 16 you should be pregnant with Christ's little soldiers.
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Felicity, Isn't it time your father married you off? At 16 you should be pregnant with Christ's little soldiers.
....or even very little soldiers? I could provide at least a quiverfull per birthing!
But before I can commit, you'll need to send me a copy of your father's stock portfolio and current bank account balance - then we can talk turkey!
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I have a brother Felicity. He's very nice and wise. He's eighteen and looking for a wife so....
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Hello Ladies as many of you know being a widow with children is not easy. However, I am happy to report that I have I have completed my CCL (Concealed Carry License) have been allowed by my Pastor and the state of Texas to carry a gun. My father gave me a life membership to the NRA as a gift on my 16th birthday, but he never allowed me to buy a gun. Since his passing and that of my husband, I spoke with my Pastor and he gave me the great news that he would allow me to to learn how to shoot a gun, plus he agreed to have one of the deacons clean it for me .



The Christian Gun store in town is making me this!!!! I cannot wait till it is ready! I am having it inscribed with one of my favorite Godly sayings

The Lord bless thee, and keep thee: Numbers 6:24

Plus I can carry this in my new stoning purse




I would love to know if any of the ladies of Freehold shoot guns and what is their favorite. I must say when I shoot I can feel Gods love run through my body it gives me tingles!
Congratulations, Tara Ann! I do not own a gun and have never fired one either. But I do love that stoning purse! Where can I get one? Also, what kind/size of stones/rocks do you suggest?
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Bethany,





Big enough to do this to a homer, or uppity nigra! However, be careful you dont want your purse to look like it is full of rocks. I usually go down by my creek to fetch the smoothest stone. No need to have bulges.

However, I do not have to carry that many stones now that I have my equalizer!!!

You can get a good stoning purse anywhere. I should have made mine but it caught my eye.
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Big enough to do this to a homer, or uppity nigra! However, be careful you dont want your purse to look like it is full of rocks. I usually go down by my creek to fetch the smoothest stone. No need to have bulges.

However, I do not have to carry that many stones now that I have my equalizer!!!

You can get a good stoning purse anywhere. I should have made mine but it caught my eye.
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How can any True Christian Lady get around to doing anything if she doesn't have a gun or a batch of stones?, I would also bring a large Bible to give you inspiration as you do God's work.
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