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Old 06-08-2014, 02:20 PM
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Old 06-08-2014, 03:14 PM
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Default Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Cranky Old Man!

Congratulations! Our esteemed Brother demostrates how maturity brings also quick wits and deep understanding in addition to spirituality.

May you prosper!

Genesis 5:25.

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Old 06-08-2014, 04:30 PM
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I'm sorry the LORD hasn't chosen to call you home yet, as I know you're more than ready. Your loss is our gain. A most blessed birthday, dear Brother in Christ.

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I said a little prayer that you don't die during your birthday nap.
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Default Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Cranky Old Man!

Happy Birthday and many happy returns, Brother. As a birthday gift, I have arranged to have your neighbor Mrs. Johnson confined to a mental ward for at least 6 months.

Don't forget to send over your Birthday Tithe.
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Happy Birthday, my sweet man
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Old 06-09-2014, 01:10 PM
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I'm sorry the LORD hasn't chosen to call you home yet
Indeed. Apparently Jesus needs me to spend more time suffering through the infinite steam of retards visiting God's favorite forum.

And please, if I didn't send you an invitation, you're not invited for pie or BBQed meat. Just put your expensive present near my front door and LEAVE!
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At what time are we not invited?
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At what time are we not invited?
(I think the party was last night, Sister - it's just that Brother Cranky has already forgotten about it.)
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