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Old 07-01-2013, 12:15 AM
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This is slightly unrelated but I'm trying to get to grips with the Bible. It's true that God is all-good and all-knowing, correct?
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Old 07-01-2013, 12:19 AM
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This is slightly unrelated but I'm trying to get to grips with the Bible. It's true that God is all-good and all-knowing, correct?
Friend, I'm a teacher by trade (a home educator). I can tell you that the very best way to learn and know something is to experience it yourself. Why not read the Holy Bible so you can know who God is and what He is like?

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Old 07-01-2013, 12:21 AM
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Friend, I'm a teacher by trade (a home educator). I can tell you that the very best way to learn and know something is to experience it yourself. Why not read the Holy Bible so you can know who God is and what He is like?

Well, yes, but can you atleast point me to the verses that involve my question?
Also, is there any reference to lust in it? If so, can you refer me?
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This is slightly unrelated but I'm trying to get to grips with the Bible. It's true that God is all-good and all-knowing, correct?
Nice try, heathen. Instead of playing "gotcha" with True Christians™ on His favorite forum, why don't you drop to your knees and beg Him to take charge of your life. Way less sodomy that way.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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...Also, is there any reference to lust in it?...
The dirtiest bits of the Bible start here and end here. Enjoy.
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The dirtiest bits of the Bible start here and end here. Enjoy.
What you did there, I like it.
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What you did there, I like it.
You would do well not to align yourself with wicked Mr Much.

I'm not saying he will directly imperil your soul just be speaking to him but your soul is very much in peril here. Men like him with all of their parties, drink and drugs and free women are an anathema to decent Christians who prize decency and purity in people.

Make the right choice.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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You would do well not to align yourself with wicked Mr Much.

I'm not saying he will directly imperil your soul just be speaking to him but your soul is very much in peril here. Men like him with all of their parties, drink and drugs and free women are an anathema to decent Christians who prize decency and purity in people.

Make the right choice.

God Bless
I'm not aligning myself with anybody. I just thought that joke he made was humorous. That's if it was a joke.
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I'm not aligning myself with anybody. I just thought that joke he made was humorous. That's if it was a joke.
I can't for the life of me imagine how it could be a joke.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

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I can't for the life of me imagine how it could be a joke...
Only someone who hasn't read the Bible could think it was a joke.
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