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Old 05-04-2011, 10:36 PM
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I'll cite Rodrigo Díaz de Vivar then and will appreciate any comments from the Iberian peninsula re. their history
For say the truth Sister Mitza, I weren't never very interest in the history but I'm know enought of what happen then althought I'm no a expert but the principal important is that Spain was NEVER a musulman country really just dominate for them 'moros' which conquisted big zones of Spain and subyugate the poblacion local and many remained cristians all along the islam period so to say Spain was recently musulman is total estupid and no true, like Esniderman is trying to afirmate, so he's just a liar compulsive who try get me to respond bad at him but I'm no gonna respond bad at him cos I'm better than that.

What happen really in Spain after the musulman's period whit the 'moros' is that the spanish kings kicked them on the butts out and back to Africa where they came from.

BUuuuuuuut, nowdays, they're all coming back in little boats illegals (like wetbacks in USA) and there is thousands of them here now and if I'm honest they're really no nice people and are very 'misógenos' and one even feeled my sister Montse in the chest and say her she were a cristian harlot (is no true this, Montse is a virgin and very good girl - but she have big chests and this 'Arab' perverted can't resist cos all his womens in his country are never allow them to touch or even see them cos they dress them like a Ku Kluck Klan people and so when they see a pretty girl here they think they can do whatever they're want) but was OK in the end cos I had umbrella whit me and give him a new hole in the butt and Montse kick him in his eggs and we call police and the pervert run away.

Annnnnnywaaaay, the problem is now they all come here and are wanna build their mosques here whit gobernment money etc etc and I just think NO! Spain is no the part of old arab empire - and I know I have sayed this before but I will say again .- STOP building this mosques everywhere!
STOP these mosqueteers! All for one and one for all! NO, go mosqueteering in yours own country!

Is all I got to say on this I think.

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Old 05-04-2011, 11:06 PM
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I see that the muslim blood coursing through your veins has caused you to lose your composure.

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This thread has gotten completely off course. We're losing sight of Mrs. Whitford's valuable point! Which was something about uncles, and napping, and... Um.... Vanity! Yes, all is vanity!

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Old 05-04-2011, 11:13 PM
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Exactly Dear Bob!

And I have decide to no wear pearl necklace to my friend's wedding in the end cos I have got the good cristian advises of the Mrs Whiteford and others on the vanity. I think I won't never have the feeling opf a pearl necklace now, biut I'm sure Jesus aprove of this - he don't want to see me whit one, and I'm sure you don't too, yes?



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Old 01-13-2012, 08:21 PM
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One of my teachers at school gave me a pearl necklace last year after I finished his class. It had the biggest pearls on it that I had ever seen. He told me never to tell anyone about it. I couldn't do that, I told my daddy as soon as I got home. He was furious!!! The bastard teacher has since been fired and my daddy said if he ever seen him around town that would be the end of him!
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My grandad gave me one, but im only allowed ot wear it for a few minutes, so he gives me a pearl neckalce each tiem he comes to visit
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Wow Kat, that is so amazing of your granddaddy!!! He must really love you to be able to give you a pearl necklace every time!!! I think that's beautiful!! I love having a nice thick pearl necklace around my neck!!
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This thread has gotten completely off course. We're losing sight of Mrs. Whitford's valuable point!
Firstly thank you Mr Bob for your reprimand, it is difficult for some people to concentrate when dashing Spaniards revolting perverts pop up. Thank God I am not one of them.

@MissesKat&Gurl83 I do admire Mrs Whitford's strength of character and know that God does not approve of any sort of jewellery. However when I was growing up we had a fancy dress box and I would often be getting into it with vivid brocades and bizarre masks - NO idea where they came from, although I have seen similar things at some of the electronica events where I work (most of them are fancy dress). Quite often we would put on a little show for other family members. You know it was funny but the sillier we were the more we seemed to be appreciated!

Naturally we would never go outside looking like that but I recall that there were lots of little rings and fancy curly slippers (for when we did Aladdin) and glinting gems and lace and creamy pearls, we had such fun but it would be wholly inappropriate for me to dress that way now and I never think about it. Mrs Whitford will be able to advise whether fancy dress, within the home environment, is appropriate behaviour for young women of your age and she has I know been guided by her husband, Mr Whitford, in this as in all other matters. I'm sure she would welcome your contacting her with any questions you have about unsuitable clothes, stick with what she says and do whatever she suggests - I know you will be in safe hands with her, 100%
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A pearl necklace on a blonde woman is most pleasing. It gives her a pure and innocent look.
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But the KJV 1611 advises against women wearing pearls....

1 Timothy 2:9
In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
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But the KJV 1611 advises against women wearing pearls....

1 Timothy 2:9
In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
But Andy, that verse is strictly speaking of women adorning themselves in modest apparel. It speaks nothing of when a man gives a necklace of pearl to that woman.

In fact, I'd go so far as to say it is a way that the man is symbolically giving his love for Jesus to the woman.

Matthew 13:45
Again, the kingdom of heaven is like unto a merchant man, seeking goodly pearls

We as men must show our lord which women we deem fit for Heaven by casting a necklace of pearl on all women who's souls will surely reside with us in the Kingdom of Heaven. You must make certain that the receiver of your pearl strand is worthy, however.

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Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.

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Also an apology for not proofreading that last post and forgetting to hold my shift key while typing "Lord"! It was merely a slip of the fingers and not of the devotion!

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Also an apology for not proofreading that last post and forgetting to hold my shift key while typing "Lord"! It was merely a slip of the fingers and not of the devotion!
Perhaps there is a demon in your keyboard? To be on the safe side you could burn it.
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Ezekiel 16:11-13 as well, Bible Bill. I hope that helps you.

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Oh Father help me, I have had it with burning these keyboards. Three or four more and it may just cut into my monthly tithing. This is getting ridiculous!

Thank you for the tip, Felicity. And thank you Catherine for further proof that all men should be giving the women in their life as many pearl necklaces that he can produce, depending on his standing as a man.

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Oh Father help me, I have had it with burning these keyboards. Three or four more and it may just cut into my monthly tithing. This is getting ridiculous!

Thank you for the tip, Felicity. And thank you Catherine for further proof that all men should be giving the women in their life as many pearl necklaces that he can produce, depending on his standing as a man.

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Seeing as I am, being a terrifying mix of Roma, Presbyterianisterite, Belgianerista and English non-homamahexualist-hating CofE and four stringed musicalist, I am guaranteed VIP entry backstage into Satan's backrow lineup, perhaps I could help all you God fearing ladies?


Rather than you take such shame and sin from the men in your lives, send your errant spouses, uncles and other menfolk to me - allow me to assist the men in unloading their heavy burdens upon my person and I shall therefore take my punishment knowing that I have at least protected some good and godly souls from my neverending torture at a ten thousand year long jamming session with other sinners, such as Elvis and his gluttony, John Lennon and his hippy ways, Waylon Jennings and everything, Phil Lynott, all those sinners I shall be forced to play bass for as my eternal punishment.

Of course, if you were to suggest that, along with the mighty beads adorning my personage, your men were to free you by placing gold, the threads for braids, the fine clothes and jewels, cash and all other worldly, heathen goods into my hands, perhaps this would free you all even more for your trip upwards at Rapturetide, a bit like losing some ballast for a balloon trip........
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Please stop taking drugs & post an introduction HERE

after that there may be 1 or 2 who are interested in the ukelele (or not)
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I shall therefore take my punishment knowing that I have at least protected some good and godly souls from my neverending torture at a ten thousand year long jamming session with other sinners, such as Elvis and his gluttony, John Lennon and his hippy ways, Waylon Jennings and everything, Phil Lynott, all those sinners I shall be forced to play bass for as my eternal punishment.
Could you please show me where the Bible says Hell is some wild orgy of fun?

My Bible says it is God's vast Lake of Fire, and that after Judgment, you and all other sinners will be cast into it and burned alive. You will be unable to die and unable to escape, so you will be burning for all eternity.

Hell is not accurately depicted in Little Nicky.
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