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Old 11-26-2011, 07:02 AM
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I got your email address from land over baptist I believe and I have a couple of questions. Why does the church still promote the name Jesus when Acts 4:12 says there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved. The j was just invented 500yrs ago so no one was calling on the name of Jesus up until 400yrs ago give or take 100yrs. There is no scripture that allows man to change the name either.


I don't understand the question.

Acts 4:10-12 says,
10Be it known unto you all, and to all the people of Israel, that by the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, whom ye crucified, whom God raised from the dead, even by him doth this man stand here before you whole.
11This is the stone which was set at nought of you builders, which is become the head of the corner.

12Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.

We are saved by Jesus Christ. It seems pretty straightforward to me.
What is your interpretation of Revelations 2:9 and 3:9

John is writing to the church at Ephesus against people undermining his teachings. Most likely those trying to force circumcision and kosher eating on newly converted gentiles.

Revelation 2:1-2 Unto the angel of the church of Ephesus write; These things saith he that holdeth the seven stars in his right hand, who walketh in the midst of the seven golden candlesticks;
2I know thy works, and thy labour, and thy patience, and how thou canst not bear them which are evil: and thou hast tried them which say they are apostles, and are not, and hast found them liars:
and also 13:9-10.

Anyone who says they truly understand that part of John's apocalypse is lying. No one truly understands all the symbolism. It is either something that happened and he is putting it in code or it's some really scary stuff that is going to happen. I don't know.
Do you believe that the children pays for the iniquity of their fathers as It says in Isaiah 14:21.


The Ten Commandments say they do.

Exodus 20
3Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
4Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
5Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;
6And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.
7Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.
8Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
9Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work:
10But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates:
11For in six days the LORD made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the LORD blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.
12Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.
13Thou shalt not kill.
14Thou shalt not commit adultery.
15Thou shalt not steal.
16Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
17Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.


On the other hand, God tells Ezekiel that He will not punish the children for the sins of the father.

Ezekiel 18:20 The soul that sinneth, it shall die. The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son: the righteousness of the righteous shall be upon him, and the wickedness of the wicked shall be upon him.

Then again, Paul says we are all being punished for Adam and Eve's sin and everyone from the time of Adam until the Law was given to Moses went to hell.

Romans 5:12-14 Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned:
(For until the law sin was in the world: but sin is not imputed when there is no law.
Nevertheless death reigned from Adam to Moses, even over them that had not sinned after the similitude of Adam's transgression, who is the figure of him that was to come.
Jeremiah 16:19 is meant for some people when the truth comes out so ask you, who are the children of Israel today,

Paul often speaks of that concept in his epistles. There are too many verses to quote, but I will go with Philippians 3:2-3.

2Beware of dogs, beware of evil workers, beware of the concision.
3For we are the circumcision, which worship God in the spirit, and rejoice in Christ Jesus, and have no confidence in the flesh.


In Christ,

Levi
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On 12/1/2011 7:43 PM, xxxx wrote:
Rev. Jones,

I came across an interesting post on your forums about the supposed evils of Minecraft.


(I realize that this was over a month and a half ago, but I just saw it today).


While I disagree with this, it's not what I'm emailing you to discuss.
Specifically, I'm curious about post #125 on that page, posted by yourself.


Before I go further, I would like to say that I myself am a 16 year old man with a Christian upbringing, and I have gone to a private Christian school for the past 11 and 1/2 years of my life. As for my specific denomination, I'll tell you that momentarily. I would also like to say that I'm (unfortunately) not incredibly well trained in the Bible, and cannot quote specific passages straight from memory, as I have no doubt that you can. Which is why I do not wish to get into an argument, I merely wish for an answer, and perhaps we can have a healthy debate.


Quote:
I would first like to address this:
"The funny thing is that we and the Catholics have almost the exact same Bible."


Thank you for saying this, as it seems that other members of your congregation do not realize this.




Second, this:
Quote:
The difference between us and them is that we read it and actually follow it.

The same cannot be said for them.


Now for the main part of this email. As I promised I would tell you, I am a practicing Roman Catholic.
Not to be rude, but do you actually know any Catholics?
If you do, can you claim that any of them are 'bad' people?
The majority of the practicing Catholics that I know are good people. They try to avoid lies, pornography, etc. as much as possible. However, being human, as we all are, they are not perfect, and neither am I. (For now, 'they' will refer to myself and the practicing Catholics I just referred to). They do charitable works for other people on a regular basis, they go to Church weekly, they pray for other people, living and dead. I know several people that pray the Rosary on a daily basis. (The Rosary is a series of prayers asking the intercession of the Virgin Mary on our behalf or on the behalf of our intentions. I do not believe (and correct me if I'm wrong here) that you pray to Mary, but again, I ask that you respect me and my beliefs, and I will return that favor).
How could a person like this possibly be bad, or even doomed to Hell? Surely you know that no human has been perfect since Jesus Christ (and in my views, his earthly Mother), and do you not believe that God forgives those who ask for forgiveness?
(Again, please correct me if I'm wrong when I say what you believe.)


Third, and for now, my final point:
"Homosexuals, adulterers, rebellious children, witches and etc. should be executed."


Why? If you believe that God offers forgiveness to sinners, as I do, why should we kill them?
In my beliefs, a person can repent for their sins only during their life on earth. Why should we shorten that time and give them less of a chance to repent?


This concludes my opening, and I still would ask for your respect and openness in this discussion.


Thank you very much for your time this evening.


Your brother in Christ,
xxxxx xxxxx



21:42:22 EST, 12/01/2011
Dear xxxxx,

Thank you for your questions. I am sorry that it took me so long to get back to you. The reason I say that Catholics don't follow the Bible is because throughout my experiences with them, they simply haven't read the Word. They tend to rely on having a priest tell them what is in it. Now, I'm not saying protestants are not guilty of this too, but the problem seems to be particularly bad with Catholics. Most of their priests don't even really know what is in the Bible. They tend to teach from Catholic tradition more often than God's


Take yourself as an example. You claim to follow biblical teachings, yet you readily admit to not having read what they are. How can you accept God if you don't even know what He wants of you?


Where in the Bible does it ever say that Mary was perfect or sinless? In fact, Jesus goes out of His way to deny His mother (while His biological brothers and sisters stood by {so much for perpetual virginity}) in favor of the apostles.


Matthew 12
46While he was still speaking to the people, behold, his mother and his brothers stood outside, asking to speak to him. 48But he replied to the man who told him, "Who is my mother, and who are my brothers?" 49And stretching out his hand toward his disciples, he said, "Here are my mother and my brothers! 50For whoever does the will of my Father in heaven is my brother and sister and mother."

You see? We are not to venerate Jesus' biological mother, when only those who follow His teachings are His brothers, sisters and mother.


All I can tell you is to read your Bible for yourself. It's the only way you will know if it is me or the priests who are telling you the truth. You have to do what we all must do with religion.


No one else can do it for you. Salvation is too personal and important of a thing to leave to someone else to explain to you. You must read the stories for yourself and reflect on what they mean to you.


YIC,
Levi Jones
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On 1/2/2012 8:07 PM, xxxx xxxxx wrote:

Cousin Levi,
Do you, as a self proclaimed Christian, believe that saying "Christians are superior" is a Christ-like attitude?

I believe it is well within the realm of scriptures. Paul teaches us that we will someday judge even the angels in heaven.

1 Corinthians 6:3 Do you not know that we are to judge angels? How much more, then, matters pertaining to this life!

I don't know about you, but I feel pretty special knowing I am one of God's preordained predestined servants. Maybe I'm naive, but I don't think it's a bad thing to say what we already believe in our hearts.

Wasn't Christ Jesus humble? Are we not commanded to have the same attitude as Yeshua?

Well, sometimes He was a kind and gentle man, but some of the time He was a rather harsh taskmaster. Remember all those fights He had with the Pharisees when He would explode and call His critics serpents, vipers, blind guides, hypocrites, sons of the devil, dogs, and fools, and followed all of that up by telling them that they were all damned to Hell?

Now, what is the only documented occurrence of Christ's wrath? ...it was when He made a whip & violently threw the money changers out of the temple.

In deed that was the only time of Christ's wrath, but He got angry rather often. There is the time when Peter asks Him what a parable meant and Jesus snaps back at him.

"Are you still so dull?" Jesus asked them.

or again in Matthew 15 when Jesus tests the faith of the Canaanite woman?

24 He answered, “I was sent only to the lost sheep of the house of Israel.” 25 But she came and knelt before him, saying, “Lord, help me.” 26 And he answered, “It is not right to take the children's bread and throw it to the dogs.”

Even his own mother.

3 When the wine ran out, the mother of Jesus said to him, “They have no wine.” 4 And Jesus said to her, “Woman, what does this have to do with me? My hour has not yet come.”

Are you serving YHWH Elohim (the Creator) or mammon (the creation)? Will you be on the right or wrong side of His-story? What are we leaving to our posterity? Are our grandchildren doomed to indentured servitude? ...or genocide???

I serve the one True God the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.

Levi
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The following message was sent to you via the The Landover Baptist Church Forum Contact Us form by Tyler Woodby ( mailto:woodbyty@yahoo.com ).

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Hello my name is Tyler Woodby im 17 and you people are piffleED up all of you I have been reading things on this site for a few weekes starting with the one where you people killed hundreds of innpcent cats in the name of god and you all make me SICK I want to know how you people sleep at night knowing all this crap you say and do I am a WICCAN and proud to be one you juge people with know cause there is nothing wrong with being gay, down sindrom or anything (im not gay but i have friends that are) oh and btw i have a good friend who is more christian then you SICK people are and he is alltistick. on and if you are going to make fun of religions atleast name them right it is not wicker it is wicca

I HOPE YOU SHOW THIS ON YOU SICK WEBSIGHT I WANT TO SEE WHAT YOU PEOPLE THINK PPPPPLLLEEEAAASSSSS..........

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Dear Godmocking Punk;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and selling narcotics to school children to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Quote:
Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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This letter came to me from a degenerate named Matt Grey. He writes:

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Your a wack job !! What form of human scum sits behind the devils device (the computer and Internet) and worships the King John bible?
You must be a freak of nature pal !! 70 000 (70 thousand posts) Tell me you don't think your a nut job??

Your adiction to this device goes against every principal you preach !
Try staying away from the computer for one simple week!! You can't do it !! Period!!
IT's IN YOUR gay Book you preach!!
You are addicted to Satans dick and you love it !! (proof...you just pictured a big cock in ur head...didn't you?? ) queer..
Prove that you can stay away and preach your pamphlet of mayhem, without thinking about you bigger god.. Satans internet !!
IT WAS NOT CREATED BY SOME LUNATIC BAPTIST PREACHER !!!
The internet was created by non-believers!! People who believe in evolution not creation!!
The way of science ~ that is internet.
How can you use a tool that with the press of a button, reveals the greatest know assortment of amazing porn know to man.
And think you are using it for YOUR gods will!
Do you juggle between youjizz.com, and ...I'm a good christian. com ??

You are getting famous though I must concur! The pink skirt wearing faggot, who preaches crap on the landover site!

Again even your soon to be whore... Daisy Mae Johnson, posted right after you in the "don't jerk ur spooge section' of "Thou shall not masterbate" IN THE MEN ONLY AREA!!
Does she wear the strap on dildo and feed ur ass at night, with that pink skirt hiked up??
By her posting after you again shows her dominance over you!!

Thanks for the laughs Cupcake

To bad you won't let me in your site, we'd have some good times in there!! Liven' it up just a lil' bit.
I thank Jesus for the heaps of steaming persecution He sends my way in this letter. I am renewed in my Faith all over again! GLORY!!
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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Dear Pastor Ezekiel;

A little angel whispered in my ear that your birthday is coming up. I'm just a simple, True Christian™ girl who has admired you from afar (my parents are Silver Tithers© so our pew is in the third balcony). If it isn't too presumptuous, I was wondering if you could give me a hint as to what a fine, nubile Pastor such as yourself might want for a small birthday gift.

Blushingly Yours,

Rita-Sue Williamson



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Dear Rita-Sue;

Here's a hint.




YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel
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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I recently got this email from a queer over in godless Ireland. I thought I would repost it here so that you all might get a taste of the unbridled persecution I suffer each and every day.

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The following message was sent to you via the The Landover Baptist Church Forum Contact Us form by i love being gay ( mailto:dannymc********@yahoo.co.uk ).

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dear pastor im 13 irish and i love the fact that you will do anything to achieve success through gods path but you shouldnt judge others speak only for yourself

piffle it you homophobic piffle if i ever get to amaerica your gettin a pifflein bullet in your head the west boro baptist church can piffle its self a piffleing men

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Referring Page: index.php
IP Address: **************
User Name: i love being gay
User ID: *******
Email: dannymc******@yahoo.co.uk
Death threats. Foul language. Insults. This is how the potato-chomping Irish treat a True Christian™ Pastor.
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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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