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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Old 09-12-2013, 03:27 AM
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I did some community service at the local public schools the other day and pasted these every ten to 15 feet.

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Not that wishy washy, cafeteria Christian, water based crap.

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87% of atheists have pubic lice
97% of atheists have had incestuous thoughts
98% of atheists have downloaded at least one image of animal pornography
91% of atheists have a small child slave locked in their basement

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100% of atheists have a mental disorder
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97% of atheists have had incestuous thoughts
98% of atheists have downloaded at least one image of animal pornography
91% of atheists have a small child slave locked in their basement

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According to this picture you're not a good Christian. Lying is not only rude, but you're making other Christians look bad. You're a disgusting human being.
You will keep a civil tongue when addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™, even women.

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You're mistaken, dear. The only thing that makes other so-called "Christians" look bad is themselves. When so-called "Christians" can't even decide on whether or not God has changed His Mind on the perversion of sodomy, they look like fools arguing. When so-called "Christians" can'e even decide on whether or not God has changed His Mind on divorce, they look like fools arguing. When so-called "Christians" can't even decide on whether or not God has changed His Mind on who deserves Hell, they look like fools arguing. When so-called "Christians" befriend filthy, rebellious atheists, they look like idiots. So you see, we don't make them look bad. They do that to themselves.
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Let us not forget the major Atheist obsession; butt sex, growing beards and internet porn. ALL Atheists are utterly obsessed with butt sex because they KNOW it offends God because Jesus repeats this message over and over again in the Synoptic Gospels.
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Let us not forget the major Atheist obsession; butt sex, growing beards and internet porn. ALL Atheists are utterly obsessed with butt sex because they KNOW it offends God because Jesus repeats this message over and over again in the Synoptic Gospels.
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Oh, how ignorant you are. Bible is the true word of God, and most of His written truth is MUCH older than 2000 years.
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You're mistaken, dear. The only thing that makes other so-called "Christians" look bad is themselves. When so-called "Christians" can't even decide on whether or not God has changed His Mind on the perversion of sodomy, they look like fools arguing. When so-called "Christians" can'e even decide on whether or not God has changed His Mind on divorce, they look like fools arguing. When so-called "Christians" can't even decide on whether or not God has changed His Mind on who deserves Hell, they look like fools arguing. When so-called "Christians" befriend filthy, rebellious atheists, they look like idiots. So you see, we don't make them look bad. They do that to themselves.
so because you are honest you won't mind citing the source of your statistics so they can be peer reviewed. I know you wouldn't make up those statistics since that would be a lie, and I know you didn't take the statistics yourself because you do't affiliate with atheists, so if you could please give me the source of your statistic I can then share it with others. thank you in advance.
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so because you are honest you won't mind citing the source of your statistics so they can be peer reviewed. I know you wouldn't make up those statistics since that would be a lie, and I know you didn't take the statistics yourself because you do't affiliate with atheists, so if you could please give me the source of your statistic I can then share it with others. thank you in advance.
I did.

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I checked the source but couldn't find a study of atheist and pubic lice anywhere on it. but thank you for posting it.
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so because you are honest you won't mind citing the source of your statistics so they can be peer reviewed. I know you wouldn't make up those statistics since that would be a lie, and I know you didn't take the statistics yourself because you do't affiliate with atheists, so if you could please give me the source of your statistic I can then share it with others. thank you in advance.
Friend, you are not our peer. You are also an atheist, and based on your comment, we should not affiliate with you. I suggest you read the Holy Bible and find out the Truths about the mysteries of it all.
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Some recent statistics to go with this thread:
87% of atheists have pubic lice
97% of atheists have had incestuous thoughts
98% of atheists have downloaded at least one image of animal pornography
91% of atheists have a small child slave locked in their basement

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100% of atheists have a mental disorder
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I feel weird as I'm a atheist and I have none of these things
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