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Quite the contrary I understand that God made those children the way they are so I love them the way they are

I know the Bible teaches compassion how come you idiots never learned it
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Quite the contrary I understand that God made those children the way they are so I love them the way they are

I know the Bible teaches compassion how come you idiots never learned it
I said,

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The happiness in store for those of us who have been Saved© is very great; it is a Kingdom the LORD prepares for us. The Father prepares it for us in the greatness of His wisdom and power, the Son purchased it for us, and the Holy Ghost, in preparing us for the kingdom, is preparing it for us. We invite you to join us. Wouldn't you like that?

Don't be like the wicked in this world, who were often called to come to Christ for life and rest, but turned from His calls. Instead, they opt for such worldly pleasures as homosexuality and a life of autism, all in the name of attention, or ego-masturbation. These are they who will be bid to depart from Christ and paradise, as they have made their choice to reject His conditional love. These are they to whom we reach out in True Christian™ charity, in hopes maybe one soul will hear the Truth and be set free.
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The SS army was obedient too. Is that who you want to model yourself after?
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So, the church only has compassion for those who are obedient?
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The SS army was obedient too. Is that who you want to model yourself after?
They were obedient to a catholic, not God.
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They were obedient to their spiritual leader, I agree that their spiritual leader had NO morals, but the only person who knows god's will is god. The only difference between every religion in this world is, that it is a different interpretation of God's will.
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Since my previous analogy was not well received, let's try out a new one, shall we? Religion, like any drug, is fine in moderation. Excessive amounts will turn you into a blithering idiot.
Religious moderates will all burn. The book of James tells us that even the smallest offense is damnable.

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If you had bothered to read the Bible, you would know that.

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One thing you must remember is that the Bible was written by man after Jesus left this world. While the stories may have originated with god, the stories were re-told many times by man prior to being written down. If you ever played the game of operator as a child, you know how a story can change in 20 minutes. Imagine how much the story can change over a period of many years.
God is omnipotent and has complete control over the contents of the Bible.

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Psalm 12:7 Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever.
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This is a church teaches hate it's easy to hate people when you believe they chose their fate. It's much more difficult to hate people when you realized God made them the way they are. God makes people in all forms he makes the blind deaf quadriplegic and sometimes brain-damaged. Was supposed love all I Brothers equally you don't have to agree with what they do but you love them the same. You can quote your Bible all you want ultimately it's God's decision where we go when we die not yours
God tells us who will burn in Hell and who will ascend to Heaven. Of course it's not our decision. No one said it was. But it is very easy to predict, as God has given us the Bible as the perfect guidebook.

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Quite the contrary I understand that God made those children the way they are so I love them the way they are

I know the Bible teaches compassion how come you idiots never learned it
God tells us He finds spastics and other defective people to be profane. Shouldn't we agree with God?

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18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,

19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,

20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

21 No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.

22 He shall eat the bread of his God, both of the most holy, and of the holy.

23 Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries: for I the Lord do sanctify them.
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The SS army was obedient too. Is that who you want to model yourself after?
The SS Army was obedient to the Pope, not God. They are in Hell with the Jews.
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They were obedient to their spiritual leader, I agree that their spiritual leader had NO morals, but the only person who knows god's will is god. The only difference between every religion in this world is, that it is a different interpretation of God's will.
God tells us His will in the Bible.

If you had bothered to read it, you would know that.
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If God is omnipotent, that means he has control over the internet as well. Does that mean that God controls the content of porn sites as well?
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If God is omnipotent, that means he has control over the internet as well. Does that mean that God controls the content of porn sites as well?
God probably uses porn to screen out perverts, so they can masturbate themselves all the way to eternal damnation.

I imagine you are well on your way.
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God probably uses porn to screen out perverts, so they can masturbate themselves all the way to eternal damnation.

I imagine you are well on your way.
To find it hard to understand how people who are supposedly saved could be so bitter. It really is a conundrum to me

While I found the fasting to argue with many people that have arguments tonight this is really getting boring to me

I truly hope you all find spiritual piece that you appeared to be looking for but haven't found yet. When you stop relying on a book to tell you right and wrong and listen to your heart you truly be happy. I hope the anger in your heart is replaced with love the rejection in your heart is replaced with acceptance because that is when you know the true word of God

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You want autistic people (Who can't change themselves or their mental disability) to be cast into a lake of hellfire and brimstone?
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You want autistic people (Who can't change themselves or their mental disability) to be cast into a lake of hellfire and brimstone?
No. We want to protect children from being cast into the lake of fire because their parents are atheists and not satisfied with raising children to be gay, so they raise them to be "autistic." No child should be punished for eternity just for the sake of atheopathic fashion trends.
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You want autistic people (Who can't change themselves or their mental disability) to be cast into a lake of hellfire and brimstone?
Of course autistics can change themselves! You just have to force them to do it. No more Mommy and Daddy dressing them every morning. Make them do it themselves. If they can't learn to change themselves, then they deserve to be cast into a lake of hellfire. Parents coddling their children is one of the main causes of the autistic lifestyle.
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You want autistic people (Who can't change themselves or their mental disability) to be cast into a lake of hellfire and brimstone?
No, friend. God does, as with all defectives including dwarves, crookbacks, flatnoses, brokefoots, deafmutes, cripples, and those who are wounded in the stones, as His word lays plain. We only rejoice in His decision as He commands us to.

You should read the Bible and join us in obeying it.
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I am certain once Jesus becomes our next president He will make being gay, autistic, Atheist or even worse democrat, punishable by death! The Bible is already very clear on this, but as we all know Obama ignores the Bible so he can rape America.

Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
I agree completely. There is no solid scientific proof that autism is real at all!
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I have put together a help sheet, just in case you meet the parents of an autistic. Bear in mind that they will be terminally embarrassed, so you need to be careful.

1. Ask: “Is your child an artistic or musical genius? What special gifts does your child have?”
We’ve all seen the documentary “Rain Man” and know about the extraordinary artistic and musical gifts that some individuals on the "autism spectrum" (There's a couple of $20 words) possess. The kid’s bound to be able to do some tricks of some sort.

2. Ask: “You’d never know by looking at her that she has autism! She looks so normal.”
But don’t add anything like “… around the eyes.” Or “Well... her feet do.” These additions can be hurtful.

Don’t say: “Your daughter is adorable”
Any parent of an autistic will know that’s a lie.

3. Say: “God doesn’t give you what you can’t handle” or “Everything happens for the best.”
This sort of thing really helps. It is more than likely that the parent has never heard this before and will welcome your insight and go away smiling.

Do say: “Is there anything I can do to help you out?” or “I’m here if you need to talk.”
You should be quite insistent on this offer. Phone the owner of the autistic at regular intervals: you can also ask about any update – e.g. “Is it showing any signs of being normal?”

4. Ask: “I know exactly what you’re going through. My cousin has a friend whose neighbor’s sister has a child with autism.”
It’s human nature to try to show empathy for the family affected by autism, and God gave us an imagination to use, didn’t He?

5. Ask:Do you have other children and are they autistic, too?”
I think this is a helpful approach. It subtly reminds the parent that their child is punishment from God for something their own parents did and if they've got one normal one, they’ll realize it could be worse.

6. Ask: “Why don’t you just try…that new special diet I saw on TV? Or the latest and greatest treatment that was featured in the newspaper?
The parents will be desperate for any straw at which to grasp – you might also bring up the subject of Landover (although we would prefer not to have the “children” present, they can be very disruptive.)

7. Ask: “Don’t you think you’ve put him through enough treatment? Just let him grow out of it.” Or “Just accept him the way he is. Why use treatment to try to change him?”
This is a good way of introducing “Healing By Prayer.” Pastor Zeke has hundreds of letters testifying to his success through Jesus.

8. Ask: “It’s such a burden to have to drive my kids to soccer practice and ballet classes every day!”or “My kids are talking so much they’re driving me crazy!”
This gives the parents some perspective, something they probably lack as they have no idea what it is like to have a normal kid.

9. Ask: “You should really make time for yourself. You need to relax. Maybe take in a prayer meeting?”
Parents of these creatures need to take a break. Their kid’ll probably be completely unaware that they have gone for a few hours. If there is any chance it’d get hysterical, it could always be locked in a garage or somewhere safe. Parents need that break and speak to real people.

10. Ask: “How’s the marriage going? I hear the divorce rate is 80 percent among parents of kids with autism.”
These sort of statistics are really reliable: you can see how it works… five days without sleep and then the kid shits on the floor. It’s not going to be easy. Mind you, with such a high rate of divorce, it’s probably better just to ask, “When’s the divorce?” It’ll give the parent something “normal” to talk about.

11. Ask: “What caused your child’s autism?”
The parents will often come up with some garbage about vaccines, allergies, chemicals, illnesses, etc. You can let them go on for a while before saying, “Did you ever think that you upset Jesus? Can you think of the time you might have said or done something?”Then continue with examples from others with whom you have spoken or have read about.
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Autism is an easy way of saying "my kid's OK but he needs special privileges."
One of my best friends had autism. It is not a funny topic to joke about. If there is a Hell, do you feel you will go to it for laughing at other people's disabilities and disadvantages? I can only hope so.
And before you ask, I am not autistic.
Just looking at this forum, I can see people proving how cold and heartless they are. I am amazed. If those people are the 'true Christians' and represent what Christianity is all about, you could not PAY me to become one. I am happy as an atheist, thanks.
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One of my best friends had autism. It is not a funny topic to joke about. If there is a Hell, do you feel you will go to it for laughing at other people's disabilities and disadvantages? I can only hope so.
And before you ask, I am not autistic.
Just looking at this forum, I can see people proving how cold and heartless they are. I am amazed. If those people are the 'true Christians' and represent what Christianity is all about, you could not PAY me to become one. I am happy as an atheist, thanks.
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