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Old 10-17-2013, 08:28 PM
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See here, Mr Krunsch; what in the world are you trying to accomplish here? Do you think you can come to a Christian forum and, by virtue of your powers of logic and eloquent argument, transport us to atheist dreamland with you? You think too much of yourself if that is the case.

You clearly hate God and His people and you are a foreigner. Don't you have anything else to do?

Also, your puny complaints to the godless Federal Police will not make the yankees hate Christians any more than they already do.

We know you hate us and yet we tolerate your abuse in our own house. We turn the other cheek to your assaults. We pray you will find Jesus, but we know in our hearts that you will not and that you will have to go to Hell. We grieve for you.

I have always thought it would be best, when confronted at last with the Lake of Fire, to dive right in and not torture yourself trying to put off the inevitable. What do you think?
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So if I disagree with GOD, but not with you, than it follows logically that you don't agree with GOD. You are no christian, and now you willingly admitted it.
You're mistaken, dear. If you disagree with God, you simply reject His will. Cranky never would, regardless of how it may seem to our fallible, imperfect, human understanding.

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By the way, the part from the old testament you refer to does not say anything about the involvement of GOD. If a GOD approves of such a thing, s/he is a sick, twisted piffle and well deserves to be hated.
You have yet to offer any indication that you are familiar with what the Old Testament says.

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Arthur C. Clarke once wrote 'Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistuingishable from magic'. We master technology pretty quickly and have not yet been stopped. If there is something like this twisted piffle from the old testament who approves of rape and murder of innocnet people, he deserves to be punished. We can already destroy cities through technology, we can create diseases like GOD in the laboratory. If their is something like this ominous being, one day, we will be able to take him/her on.
Your quote is irrelevant, and your idea is faulty. We will never be able to "take on" God because He exists in a realm outside our own.

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Until then, I suggest we dispose of such fools who follow whatever is written down on some parchment literally. That they claim they follow the will of the Lord does not make justify it. Wanting do rape his daughter is a serious crrime and like it or not, you have to answer to a secular court. What CrankyOldMan did was provoking raping your daughters. Besides non consentual sex (which is against the law) this also involves sex with children. And even the remotest sign of any such thing is seriously prosecuted by state attourneys. There is a border as to what you can claim to do in the name of GOD and CrankyOldMan with this post, CrankyOldMan has crossed the line. I am seriously considering involving your police.

Good luck rotting in prison, from which you will straight go to hell.
Cranky will no sooner go to prison than Jesus will stand in front of your gun awaiting your personal justice. In the United States we have all kinds of laws that protect our religious freedoms, including laws that understand that if our children are hurt in the temporal, physical world, justice has not been offended. I suggest you keep quiet until you are more aware of the situation.

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Your logic seems a bit, um, off. Let me explain it again:

ON THIS FORUM WE FOLLOW WHAT SAYS. IF YOU DISAGREE WITH WHAT YOU SAY THEN YOU DISAGREE WITH
Just logic. Transitivity. If A=B and B=/=C, then it follows that A=/=C. Think about it. It's a whole new way of thinking nobody has ever tried here. It may give you a lot of headache in the beginning, but I strongly urge you to try it since it is your only way to salvation and to evade hell.


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I have trouble following your logic, again.
Are you saying that:
1. Technology=magic
2. People who follow 's will should be punished.
3. is a disease created in a laboratory???
Read my posts if you want to comment on them and try to understand them. The divine deeds that are described in the old testament like GOD sending illnesses and destroying cities is stuff we can do today. We are getting abilities that if presented to someone at the age at which Jesus was born must appear godlike. That implie that the thing that is described as GOD in the old testament is in fact not an allmighty being, but just someone like an different version of CrankyOldMan, who had all the technological opportunities of an even more advanced civilization, who decided to impress some primitives with his advanced gadgets, so he could a nice ego boost from being worshipped.

As far as all the woman inferiority stuff goes: well, that version of CrankyOldMan (COM) was horny and wanted to have some fun in his old days, so he set up his own private harem to have woman available whenver he felt the desire to, you know, do it. That's why they are little more than objects in the bible.

Of course, he would indoctrinate his followers, which he achieved very efficiently, as can be seen here on the forums.

But we advance, and soon our technology is on par with that of twisted COM, and if COM still exists, we can beat the shit out of him with what we will have in the future.

Call me crazy, but this interpretation of the bible makes much more sense then the one were the twisted f u c k that the GOD of the old testament is, can be considered a benign and having our best interests at heart.
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Just logic. Transitivity. If A=B and B=/=C, then it follows that A=/=C. Think about it. It's a whole new way of thinking nobody has ever tried here. It may give you a lot of headache in the beginning, but I strongly urge you to try it since it is your only way to salvation and to evade hell.
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Read my posts if you want to comment on them and try to understand them. The divine deeds that are described in the old testament like GOD sending illnesses and destroying cities is stuff we can do today. We are getting abilities that if presented to someone at the age at which Jesus was born must appear godlike. That implie that the thing that is described as GOD in the old testament is in fact not an allmighty being, but just someone like an different version of CrankyOldMan, who had all the technological opportunities of an even more advanced civilization, who decided to impress some primitives with his advanced gadgets, so he could a nice ego boost from being worshipped.
Are you supporting some ancient astronaut theory or something? Please support your erroneous beliefs with some shred of evidence.

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As far as all the woman inferiority stuff goes: well, that version of CrankyOldMan (COM) was horny and wanted to have some fun in his old days, so he set up his own private harem to have woman available whenver he felt the desire to, you know, do it. That's why they are little more than objects in the bible.
Women are the property of their husbands and fathers because God demands it. Show me some piece of evidence that proves the Bible was just a ploy to get old men laid, since you are the logical one.

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Of course, he would indoctrinate his followers, which he achieved very efficiently, as can be seen here on the forums.

But we advance, and soon our technology is on par with that of twisted COM, and if COM still exists, we can beat the shit out of him with what we will have in the future.

Call me crazy, but this interpretation of the bible makes much more sense then the one were the twisted f u c k that the GOD of the old testament is, can be considered a benign and having our best interests at heart.
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Just logic. Transitivity. If A=B and B=/=C, then it follows that A=/=C. Think about it. It's a whole new way of thinking nobody has ever tried here. It may give you a lot of headache in the beginning, but I strongly urge you to try it since it is your only way to salvation and to evade hell.
Fine. Lets do it your way.

Cranky always agrees with God
A=B

You don't agree with God
B=/=C => you end up burning in Hell for the whole eternity.

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Read my posts if you want to comment on them and try to understand them. The divine deeds that are described in the old testament like GOD sending illnesses and destroying cities is stuff we can do today.
I am familiar with materialistic explanations of Biblical phenomena. However, if you really read the Biblical accounts, such explanations don't really hold up. Plus, there is actual archaeological evidence that all that stuff really happened - such as the discovery of Sodom and Gomorrah, where science confirms that these two cities were destroyed by the wrath of God, and not some random geological events!

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We are getting abilities that if presented to someone at the age at which Jesus was born must appear godlike. That implie that the thing that is described as GOD in the old testament is in fact not an allmighty being, but just someone like an different version of CrankyOldMan,
I'll take it as a very high complement for Cranky.

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who had all the technological opportunities of an even more advanced civilization, who decided to impress some primitives with his advanced gadgets, so he could a nice ego boost from being worshipped.
Wait, wait, what??? Are you implying that aliens did it?



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As far as all the woman inferiority stuff goes: well, that version of CrankyOldMan (COM) was horny and wanted to have some fun in his old days, so he set up his own private harem to have woman available whenver he felt the desire to, you know, do it. That's why they are little more than objects in the bible.
A short answer from both Christian and scientific points of view: no.

Christian point of view explanation you know already, because we've been pounding it on this website for a long time.

Scientific point of view explanation would go into long and completely wrong diatribe about the development of agriculture as related to patriarchalism and gender inequalities, resulting in religious beliefs adjusted accordingly.

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Call me crazy, but this interpretation of the bible makes much more sense then the one were the twisted f u c k that the GOD of the old testament is, can be considered a benign and having our best interests at heart.
You're crazy, and your argument is irrelevant. No where does the Holy Bible suggest that God, in the Old or New Testament, is benign and having our best interests at heart. The Gospel Message is not one of a Hippy-Drippy Lurve Fest. It's a story of sin, redemption, Divine Justice offended, and Redemption offered through the Blood Sacrifice of a Perfect Victim. Do you really think if our best interests were at the heart of God's creation, He would have allowed the serpent to come and trick a foolish and innocent couple, and then punish them for doing Wrong while in a state ignorant of Right and Wrong? Why, that's just silly!

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God does not want you to go to Hell, friend.

He didn't go to the trouble of making us and everything else so He could burn us and punish us. He has sent His son Jesus to give us the opportunity to avoid that.

Reject the Roman Pope and accept Jesus. Stop your idol worship. Stop your praying to false saint gods. Come to Him and He will save you from your eternity in Hell.
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Well Ted, I suppose that "spirit" you're rabbiting on about was in a bottle. We all know that you irish child molesters are drunk all the time.

Why don't you throw away that dog collar and stop worshipping statues? Jesus has a place for you by His side.
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Where have all these drunken Irish and Mick-enablers come from. I'm so glad I'm an Ex-Mick, Paddy and Seamus!

The lord has cleansed me of my inequities and removed the whiskey as my only form of solace. Shame on the Paddys that find such things as a substitute to Christ.

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Transitivity.
What do transvestites have to do with anything? This thread is about the bog trotting, drunken child molesting Irish. Not lady boys.

So far you have be identified as an alchemist, a scatologist and now a queer! Take your perversions elsewhere, like Thailand or the heathen Philippines, Hienrich, we don't want our House sullied by them.

I shall pray that you see the light, Hienrich.

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What do transvestites have to do with anything? This thread is about the bog trotting, drunken child molesting Irish. Not lady boys.

So far you have be identified as an alchemist, a scatologist and now a queer! Take your perversions elsewhere, like Thailand or the heathen Philippines, Hienrich, we don't want our House sullied by them.

I shall pray that you see the light, Hienrich.

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I know, this is futile, but there is some part of me that just wouldn't give up. Look here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transitivity

I am referreing to the first meaning:

A binary relation is transitive if whenever A is related to B and B is related to C, then A is related to C, for all A, B, and C in the domain of the relation.

What you are referring to is
Transvestism



Look it up (wikipedia is sufficient), so you don't get confused next time.
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Read my posts if you want to comment on them and try to understand them. The divine deeds that are described in the old testament like GOD sending illnesses and destroying cities is stuff we can do today.
Well, I read your posts and agreed. Because we have walked in the Ways of Jesus, and have had faith and charity, we can do things, just as Jesus said:

1Co:13:2: And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and have not charity, I am nothing.

Powers to do divine deeds are within us all.

I am both pleased and surprised that you have accepted Jesus as your Savior.

Oh, and I knew what transitive meant -> it's when a verb has an object, isn't it? "To push" is transitive and "to look" is intransitive. See, we True Christians aren't uneduated.
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My post was guided by the Holy Spirit.

I have no doubt that you were guided to this site by the Lord. He probably remembers the time when you had good intentions and He wants to see if you might be saved. However, the Lord will not witness Himself through a Roman Jesus killer.

Your belief that your post was spiritually inspired is blasphemy. You are an obvious Roman, in league with the Devil's people.

Now that the fighting in God forsaken Ireland has died down, you people are looking for somewhere you can cause more trouble. We are on to your sly tricks in America and we are vigilant.

My advice is to heed the call of Jesus.

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A binary relation .
Hey, Rommel. Why do you insist on talking about porn and perversions.

You do know that God has a thing about relations, don't you?

1 Corinthians 6:18

Flee fornication: Euery sinne that a man doeth, is without the body: but he that committeth fornication, sinneth against his owne body

I wil pray that you come home to Jesus, Rommel.
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Hey, Rommel.
I am flattered. Rommel was a strategic genius. You just called me a genius, even though you think I am a pervert.

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Why do you insist on talking about porn and perversions.

You do know that God has a thing about relations, don't you?

1 Corinthians 6:18

Flee fornication: Euery sinne that a man doeth, is without the body: but he that committeth fornication, sinneth against his owne body

I wil pray that you come home to Jesus, Rommel.
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7 [a]How beautiful your sandaled feet,
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Your graceful legs are like jewels,
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2 Your navel is a rounded goblet
that never lacks blended wine.
Your waist is a mound of wheat
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3 Your breasts are like two fawns,
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4 Your neck is like an ivory tower.
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I am flattered. Rommel was a strategic genius. You just called me a genius, even though you think I am a pervert.



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Song of Songs. I bet that's porn for you, too.
Only if it comes from the NIV (Not Inspired Version)

Here is the correct one from The Holy Bible KJV 1611

Song of Solomon

1 The song of songs, which is Solomons.
2 Let him kisse mee with the kisses of his mouth: for thy Loue is better then wine.
3 Because of the sauour of thy good ointments, thy name is as ointment powred forth, therefore doe the virgins loue thee.
4 Draw me, we will runne after thee: the king hath brought me into his chambers: we will be glad and reioyce in thee, we wil remember thy loue more then wine: the vpright loue thee.
5 I am blacke, but comely, (O ye daughters of Ierusalem) as the tents of Kedar, as the curtaines of Solomon.
6 Looke not vpon me because I am blacke, because the Sunne hath looked vpon me: my mothers children were angry with me, they made me the keeper of the vineyards, but mine owne vineyard haue I not kept.
7 Tell me, (O thou whom my soule loueth) where thou feedest, where thou makest thy flocke to rest at noone: for why should I be as one that turneth aside by the flockes of thy companions?
8 ¶ If thou know not (O thou fairest among women) goe thy way forth by the footsteps of the flocke, and feede thy kiddes beside the shepheards tents.
9 I haue compared thee, O my loue, to a company of horses in Pharaohs chariots.
10 Thy cheekes are comely with rowes of iewels, thy necke with chaines of golde.
11 Wee will make thee borders of golde, with studdes of siluer.
12 ¶ While the king sitteth at his table, my spikenard sendeth foorth the smell thereof.
13 A bundle of myrrhe is my welbeloued vnto me; he shall lie all night betwixt my breasts.
14 My beloued is vnto me, as a cluster of Camphire in the vineyards of Engedi.
15 Behold, thou art faire, my loue: behold, thou art faire, thou hast doues eyes.
16 Behold, thou art faire, my beloued; yea pleasant: also our bedde is greene.
17 The beames of our house are Cedar, and our rafters of firre.

See the difference, Adolf?

Now that brings a tear to my eye.
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Only if it comes from the NIV (Not Inspired Version)

See the difference, Adolf?

Now that brings a tear to my eye.
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quid videbis in Sulamiten nisi choros castrorum quam pulchri sunt gressus tui in calciamentis filia principis iunctura feminum tuorum sicut monilia quae fabricata sunt manu artificis

2 umbilicus tuus crater tornatilis numquam indigens poculis venter tuus sicut acervus tritici vallatus liliis
3 duo ubera tua sicut duo hinuli gemelli capreae
4 collum tuum sicut turris eburnea oculi tui sicut piscinae in Esebon quae sunt in porta filiae multitudinis nasus tuus sicut turris Libani quae respicit contra Damascum
5 caput tuum ut Carmelus et comae capitis tui sicut purpura regis vincta canalibus
6 quam pulchra es et quam decora carissima in deliciis

7 statura tua adsimilata est palmae et ubera tua botris
8 dixi ascendam in palmam adprehendam fructus eius et erunt ubera tua sicut botri vineae et odor oris tui sicut malorum
9 guttur tuum sicut vinum optimum dignum dilecto meo ad potandum labiisque et dentibus illius ruminandum
10 ego dilecto meo et ad me conversio eius




11 veni dilecte mi egrediamur in agrum commoremur in villis
12 mane surgamus ad vineas videamus si floruit vinea si flores fructus parturiunt si floruerunt mala punica ibi dabo tibi ubera mea
13 mandragorae dederunt odorem in portis nostris omnia poma nova et vetera dilecte mi servavi tibi
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