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Old 10-22-2013, 02:26 PM
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We can't all be close enough to visit a Hardwick Supermarket like those privileged to be in Freehold can, which is why Kroger offers shoppers great deals in a well-known and big name all across the country.

But thanks to a senseless retard who took personally his being fired for gross incompetence, Karl Tipple sued and won a large sum of money from Kroger simply because of his own guilt and shame of failure...

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A jury has awarded a Plano man and former Kroger employee more than $450,000 in a federal harassment lawsuit. Jurors agreed Karl Tipple was wrongfully fired after reporting more than a year of harassment for his mental disabilities.

Tipple, 25, had worked for Kroger grocery stores for nearly five years and was employed as an assistant bakery manager before being transferred to a new location in November 2010. Tipple’s lawyers told the jury that he was demoted by his new store manager almost immediately to a part-time position. The manager also yelled profanities at Tipple while he was working and at times called him a “retarded idiot” and said he was “too stupid to live,” according to testimony heard in court. Tipple endured the harassment for almost a year before he was fired.

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Please pray for Kroger. They want the men and women they hire to be competent and work hard, not drool over the sandwiches in the deli. And this is how they are repaid. What a shame.

When those who are out of fellowship with God start lashing out at the more decent elements of society due to their own deficiency complexes, it is a sad day indeed!

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Old 10-22-2013, 02:48 PM
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Tipple endured the harassment for almost a year before he was fired.
If he was too stupid to leave them or even notice something, then where is the harm? No doubt some greedy Obama voting family member saw an opportunity to get money without actually working for it. The jury being filled with too-lazy-to-work-for-money Obama voters as well. And, as always, hardworking Christian Americans have to pay the price.

They will all burn in Hell as the Bible teaches us God hates the lazy: Romans 12:11, Proverbs 26:15, Proverbs 12:24.
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Old 10-22-2013, 06:03 PM
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The jury should have asked, If he is so retarded, how did he find his way to work every morning?

Obviously he had outside help, and someone else was pulling the strings.

Probably the LIEberal media.
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Old 10-22-2013, 07:48 PM
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It seems to me that the retard brought his demons with him. If he had 3 demons as well, he should only be working 25% of the hours.

I'm sure the store manager was only trying to drive out those demons and stupid Tipple took it personally.
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Old 10-23-2013, 03:04 AM
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I've seen it where these supermarkets give a retard a job as a bagboy or a cart wrangler, but letting it manage the bakery? I just don't get that. What if it drooled on the cakes? And you just know it went around licking the pies.

Didn't the Williams boys write a song about this one?

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We can't all be close enough to visit a Hardwick Supermarket like those privileged to be in Freehold can, which is why Kroger offers shoppers great deals in a well-known and big name all across the country.

But thanks to a senseless retard who took personally his being fired for gross incompetence, Karl Tipple sued and won a large sum of money from Kroger simply because of his own guilt and shame of failure...



Please pray for Kroger. They want the men and women they hire to be competent and work hard, not drool over the sandwiches in the deli. And this is how they are repaid. What a shame.

When those who are out of fellowship with God start lashing out at the more decent elements of society due to their own deficiency complexes, it is a sad day indeed!

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Damn shame it is, Pastor damn shame. You know what? I know that ole guy Karl Tipple, yep, I do.
Anyways, he was takin his chilrens trick and treatin last year. You know them big houses in Freehold we call JewTown?
Well, he were drunk and fell over the bird baf Miz Phyllis Silberstein had on her front lawn.
Think he broke his left toe...coulda be his right but anyways, He call some sneaky lawyer and sued the BeJeezuz out of Miz Phyllis and won.
Seems he done beat that old jew at her own game now.

Still, Id be careful when I sees him cause he be makin a fine livin by suing jist bout everyone over everything lately
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any man or woman with a mental disability who can overcome and get a job and move all the way up to manager (even if it was only bakery manager) should not be criticized. if he wanted something for free he could have lived off of disability checks and food stamps but he took it upon himself to be better to stand on his own two feet and i respect that. he worked there for five years. and was instantly demoted when he transferred he took it like a man and continued to work he suffered constant abuse from his co-workers and he stuck it out. they eventually fired him obviously for nothing more than he was different. he deserved every penny of that money.
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any man or woman with a mental disability who can overcome and get a job and move all the way up to manager (even if it was only bakery manager) should not be criticized. if he wanted something for free he could have lived off of disability checks and food stamps but he took it upon himself to be better to stand on his own two feet and i respect that. he worked there for five years. and was instantly demoted when he transferred he took it like a man and continued to work he suffered constant abuse from his co-workers and he stuck it out. they eventually fired him obviously for nothing more than he was different. he deserved every penny of that money.
Uhm, hello! It's a retard! They don't "deserve" anything but scorn. God hates them and so do I!

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Uhm, hello! It's a retard! They don't "deserve" anything but scorn. God hates them and so do I!
exactly what i would expect from your kind
your god is dead <---see
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metaphorically speaking of course, I am not a Satan worshiper as you stated in your private message. In order for me to worship something I would have to believe it existed to begin with. your god is dead in this world, well not completely but he is dying. the world is slowly breaking the chains of ignorance and embracing logic. your god only consists of unanswered questions and prayers and death. the world is seeing religion for what it truly is, False.
and he will soon suffer the fate of all other gods throughout the history of mankind, Death. religion has never prevailed except that there is always another god waiting to replace the last. and soon people will see that god for what he is a deaf god, a mute god, a false god. and the cycle will begin again until man discovers a way to live forever, then there will be no need for a god.
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metaphorically speaking of course, I am not a Satan worshiper as you stated in your private message. In order for me to worship something I would have to believe it existed to begin with. your god is dead in this world, well not completely but he is dying. the world is slowly breaking the chains of ignorance and embracing logic. your god only consists of unanswered questions and prayers and death. the world is seeing religion for what it truly is, False.
and he will soon suffer the fate of all other gods throughout the history of mankind, Death. religion has never prevailed except that there is always another god waiting to replace the last. and soon people will see that god for what he is a deaf god, a mute god, a false god. and the cycle will begin again until man discovers a way to live forever, then there will be no need for a god.
Christianity has been around a long time. Antibiotics have been around a few decades and already they are proving ineffective.

Hmm, who is more reliable?



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Christianity has been around a long time. Antibiotics have been around a few decades and already they are proving ineffective.

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disease has also been around for a long time does that make it good?
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disease has also been around for a long time does that make it good?
God created everything, good AND bad. It's not a matter of value judgment, it's a matter of reliability.
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God created everything, good AND bad. It's not a matter of value judgment, it's a matter of reliability.
if your god is as reliable as you say there would be no need for medicines,
there would be no starving kids but sadly there is and there are
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if your god is as reliable as you say there would be no need for medicines,
there would be no starving kids but sadly there is and there are
What happened to "I'm not here to debate?"

And what does any of this have to do with the subject of this thread?

Better start Praying boy.
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My kids are well-fed, and they've never been sick a day in their life.

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