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Old 11-15-2013, 08:48 PM
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I hope you are joking... I really do, how can you be so cruel? Here I am, looking for at least some support, which my brothers and sisters in Christ have provided me, and here you are, mocking me? You are a heartless beast, thats what you are...
Mr. Rankan, the loathing these God mocking whores have for Jesus and His followers is almost too much for the decent American to bear. I am so sorry you've had to endure such persecution when you only came for a tiny bit of hope in a world led by Darkness. I am happy to see you take this opportunity to put such a wicked person to shame through your closeness with (1 Peter 3:16).

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Old 11-15-2013, 08:59 PM
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Mr. Rankan, the loathing these God mocking whores have for Jesus and His followers is almost too much for the decent American to bear. I am so sorry you've had to endure such persecution when you only came for a tiny bit of hope in a world led by Darkness. I am happy to see you take this opportunity to put such a wicked person to shame through your closeness with (1 Peter 3:16).

Thank you. At least I am at comfort knowing that that cruel person will get what he's comming Deuteronomy 30:7 And the Lord thy God will put all these curses upon thine enemies, and on them that hate thee, which persecuted thee.
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My wife just popped another girls a day ago....
You seem like a good Christian, so please forgive me for providing a reminder of something you doubtless already know, but it is important that you put your wife away for the full 14 days, rather than the 7 days of isolation she would have undergone had she borne a man child. You'll also need to keep her out of church for the full 66 days (versus the 33 for mothers of boys). Many Christians forget that their wives are unclean after childbirth, and that Leviticus 12:1-5 tells us how to handle the purification of women giving birth to boys and girls.
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Fine, I prefer to burn in Hell before being in Heaven surrounded of abusive, violent, ignorant and fool "Christians". You're nobody, just a bunch of sick extremists who pretend to destroy the world. Do you know that without women men can't exist? Women and men can't exist without each other and you know it, the problem is that you're to blind to know that
Let me guess....You are in your unclean time, right?


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Leviticus 15:19-20 And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even. And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.
Women become even more addle-brained than usual during their unclean time.
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You seem like a good Christian, so please forgive me for providing a reminder of something you doubtless already know, but it is important that you put your wife away for the full 14 days, rather than the 7 days of isolation she would have undergone had she borne a man child. You'll also need to keep her out of church for the full 66 days (versus the 33 for mothers of boys). Many Christians forget that their wives are unclean after childbirth, and that Leviticus 12:1-5 tells us how to handle the purification of women giving birth to boys and girls.
Oh! Thank you for reminding me, I almost did a terrible mistake allowing her to go to church!
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I expect Heaven to be like that. Being amongst fellow Christian men and watching billions of annoying women burn in Hell for all eternity.
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That sounds really gay bro
Well, what do you suggest? That we be surrounded by naggers and be told to clean the garage for all eternity???

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