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Old 04-10-2013, 03:38 PM
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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Church

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...The bible says the same thing from version to version...
No, it doesn't.

1 John 5:7-8 (KJV): "7 For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one. 8 And there are three that bear witness in earth, the spirit, and the water, and the blood: and these three agree in one."

1 John 5:7-8 (NIV): "7 For there are three that testify: 8 the Spirit, the water and the blood; and the three are in agreement."

And that's just one example. Did you notice how the "different wording" in the NIV just happens to omit the only explicit reference to the Trinity (the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost as one: a central concept in many denominations of Christianity) in the Bible?

And I'm not trying to "take you on", I'm just trying to clear up some obvious misinformation you've been lead to believe is true. A little gratitude might be nice.
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Old 11-05-2013, 07:44 PM
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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Church

Tho Westboro are a bit too liberal and soft Christians for my taste, the song was wonderfull. Thank you for sharing
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No, it doesn't.

1 John 5:7-8 (KJV): "7 For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one. 8 And there are three that bear witness in earth, the spirit, and the water, and the blood: and these three agree in one."

1 John 5:7-8 (NIV): "7 For there are three that testify: 8 the Spirit, the water and the blood; and the three are in agreement."

And that's just one example. Did you notice how the "different wording" in the NIV just happens to omit the only explicit reference to the Trinity (the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost as one: a central concept in many denominations of Christianity) in the Bible?

And I'm not trying to "take you on", I'm just trying to clear up some obvious misinformation you've been lead to believe is true. A little gratitude might be nice.
Didymus, are you going soft? This is an excellent post, stating the simple truth clearly and concisely with pertinent evidence straight from the Bible, and adding appropriately pointed words of rebuke. In other words, it's nothing like the sinful drivel you normally post. This is quality. Perhaps the Holy Spirit is moving inside you and, with God's help, we'll make a True Christian™ out of you yet.
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Old 11-07-2013, 11:57 AM
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Didymus, are you going soft? This is an excellent post, stating the simple truth clearly and concisely with pertinent evidence straight from the Bible, and adding appropriately pointed words of rebuke. In other words, it's nothing like the sinful drivel you normally post. This is quality. Perhaps the Holy Spirit is moving inside you and, with God's help, we'll make a True Christian™ out of you yet.
I too have noticed that lately Mr. Much is posting a lot more sensibly than he has in the past. On many occasions he has actually berated his atheist friends. Like you, I think that Jesus is definitley starting to enter him.
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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Churc

Christmas these days is NOTHING about the birth of Christ. I'm still not sure how it's possible to spot Easter and Christmas merchandise at once in stores. Also, I hate companies that aren't even true Christians producing merchandise that apparently has to do with Christmas. Since when did candycanes and stockings come into the birth of Christ? It's just fuelling consumerism and removing the meaning of Christianity. It literally makes me that mad. -.-
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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Church

Ah it's good to see this thread again. This time of year I always notice a little spring in my step and catch myself humming "Santa Claus will take you to Hell."
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This is beautiful. I was a little worried that my 8 children would have nothing to listen to this season
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