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Default Re: Smitten With Joy (children's palette competition)

I've heard back from Pastor Lowman now and he is happy for the worms to be included. Comparing a variety of worms, what they eat, how they kill (and I will caution here that the Mongolian death worm which vomits acid and kills by electric shock at a distance is just a legend, nobody has ever seen one except some superstitious horse milk fermenters), resulting in a single candidate for God to spontaneously generate in Herod: Eisenia fetida.

UPDATE 30


1 i Break Their Bones
1 ii Corpse [thank-you LordHaveMercy]
1 iii Sinew
1 iv Mildewe
1 v Skull
1 vi Scall
1 vii Extreme Burning

2 i Scarlet
2 ii Eaten of Worms with an acknowledgement to Pastor Ed Lowman
2 iii Cut Off His Head
2 iv Burning Ague
2 v Flowers I have preferred this to verse 33 [see note above]
2 vi Stripes
2 vii

3 i

3 ii Blains
3 iii The Pestilence [courtesy Redeemed Papist]
3 iv Jezebel Thank-you Mistress Cookie
3 v Inflammation
3 vi Emerods
3 vii Bowels

4 i Blood
4 ii Liver
4 iii Kidneys
4 iv Putrifying Sores [with an acknowledgement to Isaac Fisher]
4 v Sore Botch
4 vi Loathsome disease
4 vii Harlot [thank-you Brother Bob]

5 i Carkeises
5 ii The Botch of Egypt
5 iii Blasting
5 iv Murrain (grievous)
5 v Stinking Wound
5 vi Stinking Carcass
5 vii Scab

6 i Dung
6 ii Grasse Be Withered
6 iii Sand
6 iv Drink Pisse
6 v Sore Sickness
6 vi Frogge
6 vii Red Sea Thank-you Noah Sole

7 i LEUIATHAN [with thanks to Noah Sole for The Blue Hypothesis]
7 ii Opened Graves
7 iii Blewnes (of a wound)
7 iv Bruise
7 v Skin Was Black
7 vi Leprosy set* [acknowledgement to Rev. M. Rodimer]
7 vii Gold with hand tools* [acknowledgement to Rev. M. Rodimer]

*Leprosy set comprises:
silver leaf (with gilding kit)
pure silver emulsion
Silver Acetate (powdered, with applicator)
Silver Nitrate (powdered, with applicator)


*Gold, with hand tools comprising:
a good quality Cyanide solution
200 ampère single phase rectifier [please specify voltage when ordering]
an appropriate size (suitable for a broad range of materials)
a renewable supply gold leaf



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