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Old 12-06-2013, 02:35 AM
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I hope I get to meet him in Heaven. Maybe he will sit next to me on a puffy pink cloud that is made of strawberry cotton candy. There we will talk about our love for while we nibble on the cloud.



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I've been having some medicinal Brandy (Alexanders) today to help me with this. Do you want to come over?

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Old 12-06-2013, 04:24 AM
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Praise Jesus! I love the Book of Ephesians. I pray every day that some team will recognize Tim Tebow's outstanding talent, and that his connections with the Lord will give that team a big edge in the playoffs, just so I can see brother Tebow advertise Ephesians 5:23-24 on his face next:

For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

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Ron Jeremy....He's accepted Jesus and now preaches the word, my hero!!
Sorry to burst your bubble there, but there is absolutely no way that God will let Ron Jeremy into heaven. For Heaven's sake, that man's a Jew!
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Old 12-06-2013, 05:41 AM
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With those dreamy blue eyes and strong loving arms I can see why anyone would call him home.


I hope I get to meet him in Heaven. Maybe he will sit next to me on a puffy pink cloud that is made of strawberry cotton candy. There we will talk about our love for while we nibble on the cloud.



~~swoon~~
You know, this guy was a filthy sinner and a pervert. My 14 year old Indonesian houseboy told me that he was 40 and had a 23 year old girlfriend at the time of his death. AND that they had been living in sin for 7 YEARS! That means she was 16 and he was 33 and a MORMON!

I don't want to hear any more about this degenerate.
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Old 12-06-2013, 06:48 PM
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You know, this guy was a filthy sinner and a pervert. My 14 year old Indonesian houseboy told me that he was 40 and had a 23 year old girlfriend at the time of his death. AND that they had been living in sin for 7 YEARS! That means she was 16 and he was 33 and a MORMON! I don't want to hear any more about this degenerate.
I am sorry to (seem to) contradict you on this, Pastor, but the fact is, Brother Walker gave those disadvantaged teens he dated a wonderful life.

Before the current girlfriend he met when she was 16, there was another one (Aubrianna Atwell) he met when she was 16. So you see, this was not some isolated "transgression"/weekend-in-Vegas thing.

No, instead, Paul Walker Movie Star was on a mission to rehabilitate runaway sixteen-year-old girls and then when they aged into their 20's and could stand on their own two feet, he released them and applied himself to the next wayward "cause".

Personally, aside from Dr. Niles, he is my Hero.

Also, notice this picture. It was taken moments after the crash. How could he appear as an angel if he weren't on his way to Heaven?

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Old 03-29-2014, 01:40 AM
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You christian bunch should seriously try some drugs.
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You christian bunch should seriously try some drugs.
What a stupid post. First time on God's Favorite Forum? Now, what did you hope to accomplish with this? Was it to have your posts deleted and you to get banned?

Let's not be so childish and act like a grownup for a minute.
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From the home state of state's rights... I can't wait to see one our hometown heros- US Senator Strom Thurmond.

He overcame his failure to filibuster the 1957 Civil Rights Act to successfully righteously continue hiding and ignoring a secret negro lust child for another 45+ years (almost 80 total!) until after his death.

Here's to you Strom!
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