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Old 12-26-2013, 01:54 PM
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Default fresh minx meat .55 cents/lbs.

Got an awesome deal the other day. Neighbor's minx farm is going out of business and he is giving me all the meat in return for deliverying him the furs.

I figure I'ma live large like a hog this winter, plus I got a surplus, any takers?

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Friend, that meat looks like... well, I won't say on this thread. Have you vetted the animals for homersexualism? I've known a few minxes in my time and they have a strong tendency to go "les" on eachother - it's something to behold: soft pink flesh, long digits and flicking tongues everywhere! Not for the unwary - please check your meat.
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Friend, that meat looks like... well, I won't say on this thread. Have you vetted the animals for homersexualism? I've known a few minxes in my time and they have a strong tendency to go "les" on eachother - it's something to behold: soft pink flesh, long digits and flicking tongues everywhere! Not for the unwary - please check your meat.
Most animals are fags. another reason God hates them. They still taste good, though.
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