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Old 12-26-2013, 09:56 PM
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Default Re: Hi again, gang. It is my birthday. Ask me anything.

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What was the deal with YOU & satan & that schmuck Job??
My father/I wanted to test Job. You may think it was a crappy thing to do, but who are you to talk back to the omniscient creator of the universe?

I totally knew he would fail.
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Wait... you remember your own birth? Yeah, that's pretty usual (?)
Of course I do. Who do you think you are talking to here?

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1.- Why women are portrayed like objects in the Bible? After all, Eve was just one women, I don't think all the gender must pay for one single person mistake
Of course they all have to pay. We are punishing everyone for all eternity for what Adam and Eve did. Not just women, but they have it a little worse since they are the ones who sinned originally whilst having no knowledge of right and wrong.

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2.- Why beatings and spankings are, according to the bible, the best way to educate a child? I think parents can solve problems with words, not violence
You think do you?

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3.- Why Christians must hate their own parents, brothers and sisters? I don't think God should divide their children if they already love him
You don't have to hate your parents. You should honor your parents, unless they get in the way of following me. In that case, you should ditch them quickly.

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4.- Is USA racism truly supported by the bible? Because for what I can see here, the country is very mean with mexicans, canadians, japanese, chinese and another people from another lands and languages
Of course not. Racism is wrong. You shouldn't be mean to the lesser races. Except the blacks. They are being punished for what their ancestor did thousands of years ago.

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5.- Why God murder the people he created by himself? God is supposed to know everything about everybody, he should know when he creates somebody who's gonna be evil in the future
Free will.

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6.- Why you think only homosexual people has AIDS? Straight people can have it too, besides, is not a dicease you can catch like a cold or somethings like that, you must have sexual contact with a sick person or any kind of another contact to get the dicease too
Butt sex caused AIDS. Your own nasty sinful habits.
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