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Old 12-27-2013, 05:20 PM
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What!? Are you telling me I don't know my own flag?
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Now that right there! There's another reason why God hates Denmark.
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What!? Are you telling me I don't know my own flag? I've been around since 1977 and I can at least verify that our flag has been the same since then.
The problem with you danes is that you have very little historical knowledge. You should know that until some years ago Scandinavia was part of the Soviet sphere. When communism collapsed, the soviet leaders in Scandinavia were disposed of, boundary stones between Denmark and Finland were displaced, your countries plunged in total chaos. In that time (until approximately 2010) state flags may have changed back and forth without every villager or seaman becoming aware of it.

Get some history lessons and don't be so arrogant. Realize that you don't know everything

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Why are you posting pornography on God's Favorite Forum, son?

Denmark is full of relgious cults and weirdos who live off of and thrive off of seducing young women into their superstitious lasciviousness.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ole_Nydahl

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http://diamondwaytruths.blogspot.com/

First of all, it was lewd content as the moderator so elegantly puts it in BIG SHINY RED LETTERS! It was a video from youtube from a soccer match from 92 showing danish fans praising danish fags. All this I also wrote in my own description of the video, which was also correctly removed by the moderator. That's all. Now I know Americans don't especially like soccer and that you prefer American Football, which I also like, but to go as far as calling it lewd, I don't know.

Second of all. Yes we do have religious cults in Denmark, more than any other country, and to say Denmark is full of them is accurate. We have at least 30 or 40 in the entire country and they are all smiled upon by the general populice. Anyway it's pretty strong words considering you come from a country who has only one True® religion and the highest rating in the world of mass suicides or killings related to false religious cults.

By the way, there must be at least 120 reasons god hates Denmark, since we also allow abortion?
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The problem with you danes is that you have very little historical knowledge. You should know that until some years ago Scandinavia was part of the Soviet sphere. When communism collapsed, the soviet leaders in Scandinavia were disposed of, boundary stones between Denmark and Finland were displaced, your countries plunged in total chaos. In that time (until approximately 2010) state flags may have changed back and forth without every villager or seaman becoming aware of it.

Get some history lessons and don't be so arrogant. Realize that you don't know everything

I will get history lessons when you get geography lessons. Denmark and Finland are nowhere near neighbours so how could we have displaced boundary stones. You do know that Scandinavia is not a country right? It's actually only an expression describing a region in Northern Europe. We are composed of three countrys, Norway, Sweden and Denmark, each with different governments, languages, flags and cultures. We were never a part of the soviet and actually fought for the eastern european countries that wanted independence from the soviet regime. I'm 35, which means I was alive and well when the Berlin wall fell in 1989 together with the USSR and there was never total chaos in Denmark. I would've known since I live in the capital city and have so my entire life.
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Ha ha! I love the way you quote me! It's both extremely funny and extremely sad. Funny because it's just funny and sad because you're grown man allegedly with a PHD.

And the topic at hand is not Jesus, it's 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Anyway I will answer your questions.

1. What church do I attend: I try to avoid attending since I don't believe in God.

2. How I found jesus: I haven't found Jesus since I'm not looking for him. If he one day chooses to reveal himself to me I will be all ears. And when he's done talking I will honestly tell him a thing or two about how I feel about him and his dads work. I DO hope it will work out though and we can share a beer afterwards. Honesty between friends are important. I'm a forgiving soul and I heard so is he so I guess we'll be fine. I just hope his argument skills amount to more than just telling me "Blah blah blah".

3. What is my favourite Bible verse: It's got to be Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the
tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!

It's my favourite because it's in Pulp Fiction, one of my favourite movies and Samuel L. delivers it great!


Oh, and I'm also very fond of the 9th Commandment: Thou shalt not bear false witness. I can't always live by it, but reading through some of the rants about Denmark in this thread, I realize neither can't a lot of people in here. And since everyone in here is going to heaven, I guess so am I.
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And the topic at hand is not Jesus, it's 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
As this is a Christian forum, Jesus/ God/ the Bible are always on topic.

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1. What church do I attend: I try to avoid attending since I don't believe in God.
Try to avoid attending church? Do I detect an internal struggle?

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2. How I found jesus: I haven't found Jesus since I'm not looking for him. If he one day chooses to reveal himself to me I will be all ears. And when he's done talking I will honestly tell him a thing or two about how I feel about him and his dads work. I DO hope it will work out though and we can share a beer afterwards. Honesty between friends are important. I'm a forgiving soul and I heard so is he so I guess we'll be fine. I just hope his argument skills amount to more than just telling me "Blah blah blah".
You could be waiting a long time if you're expecting God to reveal Himself to you. Why won't you seek Him?

Mat 7:7-8 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you: for every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.

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3. What is my favourite Bible verse: It's got to be Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the
tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!

It's my favourite because it's in Pulp Fiction, one of my favourite movies and Samuel L. delivers it great!
That's a bastardized version of the passage. I take it you've never actually read the Bible?

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Oh, and I'm also very fond of the 9th Commandment: Thou shalt not bear false witness. I can't always live by it, but reading through some of the rants about Denmark in this thread, I realize neither can't a lot of people in here. And since everyone in here is going to heaven, I guess so am I.
You might accuse us of bearing false witness, but the Bible tells us that if two people say something is true, then it is.

Jn 8:17 It is also written in your law, that the testimony of two men is true.

What Brother Cranky says about Denmark is supported by every True Christian™, so it's true.
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As this is a Christian forum, Jesus/ God/ the Bible are always on topic.
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Try to avoid attending church? Do I detect an internal struggle?
Yes I do have an internal struggle. But it lies not with do I or don't I believe in God. It lies in should I or shouldn't I honour the part of my family that attends church and go with them. Even though it's against all my beliefs. I'm as steadfast about my nonbelief as you are about your belief. But that doesn't mean I would ever ask you NOT to attend. I'm a strong believer in free choice.

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You could be waiting a long time if you're expecting God to reveal Himself to you. Why won't you seek Him?
First of all, I'm not expecting Him to reveal himself to me. I'll let Him choose for Himself. As I said, I'm a strong believer in free choice. Who am I to tell god who to hang out with. Second, I feel the burden of proof lies with God, not with me. I live right by other people, not in the name of the Lord, but in the name of basic human morals.


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That's a bastardized version of the passage. I take it you've never actually read the Bible?
No I haven't. Only parts here and there. And I actually didn't know it was a bastardized version of the passage. So thanks for that info. I saw the real passage in the automatic link generator in my own post. Pretty cool! Anyway the Bible is way to hard to read. Too many cryptic words, even in my own language. They should make it an easier read. Or at least when you buy it, it should come with a complimentary foreign dictionary.



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You might accuse us of bearing false witness, but the Bible tells us that if two people say something is true, then it is.
See I have a hard time with this. I alone right now, but I could go out on the street and find a guy in two seconds, that would agree that what I've written is true. Then we're at status quo or what? Or is everything just true then?

I have a few questions for you. I haven't heard about the Landover Baptist Church before. How does it differ from "regular" Christianity?

If Brother Cranky is loved eternally by God, why is he so cranky? He should be Brother Happy or Brother Joyfull or even Brother Love. Love is much closer to God than crankyness.
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....See I have a hard time with this. I alone right now, but I could go out on the street and find a guy in two seconds, that would agree that what I've written is true. Then we're at status quo or what? Or is everything just true then?
No one here is in the least bit interested in your ability to seduce men. All True Christians™ are well aware of you people having rectal sex in the middle of the street and public masturbation in children's schools. We really do not want to hear about it, thank you very much.

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I have a few questions for you. I haven't heard about the Landover Baptist Church before. How does it differ from "regular" Christianity?
We are Christians. Everyone else is a false Christian. We follow the Bible, other 'Christians' do not. They skip parts, they 'interpret' parts (How can a mere person think they know better than God? If God meant something else, He would of said so. He is not stupid)

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That would be vain.
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I will get history lessons when you get geography lessons. Denmark and Finland are nowhere near neighbours so how could we have displaced boundary stones. You do know that Scandinavia is not a country right? It's actually only an expression describing a region in Northern Europe. We are composed of three countrys, Norway, Sweden and Denmark, each with different governments, languages, flags and cultures. We were never a part of the soviet and actually fought for the eastern european countries that wanted independence from the soviet regime. I'm 35, which means I was alive and well when the Berlin wall fell in 1989 together with the USSR and there was never total chaos in Denmark. I would've known since I live in the capital city and have so my entire life.
I would like to know why Denmark *barely* helped out AMERICA in our war on Terror in Afghanistan?

Even sweeeeden helped more than you guys, and the swedes are the biggest fags in europe.
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I would like to know why Denmark *barely* helped out AMERICA in our war on Terror in Afghanistan?

Even sweeeeden helped more than you guys, and the swedes are the biggest fags in europe.

We "barely" helped out America, because two years prior to the war in Afghanistan, the US "tricked" us into going to war in Iraq. A war based on lies about weapons of mass destruction, started only to secure natural resources for, guess who, the US.

So when the war in Afghanistan came around, our leaders were, righfully so, more cautious about blindly following the American president into war.

Also Denmark is a very small country, only 6 million people and because of this our army is not very big. We helped you with 750 troops and a couple of tanks, ships and fighterjets. To compare, Sweden is twice as big with 10 milion people and they send approx 900 men to the war in Afghanistan. So in fact Denmark helped you more than Sweden relative to the size of our countries. And your welcome by the way! It's nice to know that Americans appreciate the help were giving when our troops lay down their lives to fight your war.

Another thing, swedes are excellent people. I have known many swedes in my life and I hold them in very high regard. I would rather trust my own oppinion than that of a person who probably never met a swede. Or probably never even travelled outside their own country.

So please, stop your hating and try to be more Christlike.
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We "barely" helped out America, because two years prior to the war in Afghanistan, the US "tricked" us into going to war in Iraq. A war based on lies about weapons of mass destruction, started only to secure natural resources for, guess who, the US.

So when the war in Afghanistan came around, our leaders were, righfully so, more cautious about blindly following the American president into war.

Also Denmark is a very small country, only 6 million people and because of this our army is not very big. We helped you with 750 troops and a couple of tanks, ships and fighterjets. To compare, Sweden is twice as big with 10 milion people and they send approx 900 men to the war in Afghanistan. So in fact Denmark helped you more than Sweden relative to the size of our countries. And your welcome by the way! It's nice to know that Americans appreciate the help were giving when our troops lay down their lives to fight your war.

Another thing, swedes are excellent people. I have known many swedes in my life and I hold them in very high regard. I would rather trust my own oppinion than that of a person who probably never met a swede. Or probably never even travelled outside their own country.

So please, stop your hating and try to be more Christlike.
How can you demand a Christian be 'more Christ-like' when your entire country is chock full is spitting atheists?
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We "barely" helped out America, because two years prior to the war in Afghanistan, the US "tricked" us into going to war in Iraq. A war based on lies about weapons of mass destruction, started only to secure natural resources for, guess who, the US.

So when the war in Afghanistan came around, our leaders were, righfully so, more cautious about blindly following the American president into war.

Also Denmark is a very small country, only 6 million people and because of this our army is not very big. We helped you with 750 troops and a couple of tanks, ships and fighterjets. To compare, Sweden is twice as big with 10 milion people and they send approx 900 men to the war in Afghanistan. So in fact Denmark helped you more than Sweden relative to the size of our countries. And your welcome by the way! It's nice to know that Americans appreciate the help were giving when our troops lay down their lives to fight your war.

Another thing, swedes are excellent people. I have known many swedes in my life and I hold them in very high regard. I would rather trust my own oppinion than that of a person who probably never met a swede. Or probably never even travelled outside their own country.

So please, stop your hating and try to be more Christlike.

Could you tell me what your salad-bar image of "Christ-like" is, because I think if you really knew what being Christ-like was, you would not doubt the fact that I am an aspiring True Christian ©.

Plus, why don't you want to give your young to Our Godly Cause in the Middle East, don't you know that it is a virtuous thing to do??
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How can you demand a Christian be 'more Christ-like' when your entire country is chock full is spitting atheists?
I can demand this because I'm not the one spreading Gods message. When you talk about Godly behaviour but act the opposite, your words are just hollow.

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Could you tell me what your salad-bar image of "Christ-like" is, because I think if you really knew what being Christ-like was, you would not doubt the fact that I am an aspiring True Christian ©.

Plus, why don't you want to give your young to Our Godly Cause in the Middle East, don't you know that it is a virtuous thing to do??


I'm not saying we don't want to give our young one's lives, I'm saying Americans are extremely ungrateful about the fact that we are.

My image of being Christ-like is to be foregiving and grateful. Why do you say that it's not?
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I can demand this because I'm not the one spreading Gods message. When you talk about Godly behaviour but act the opposite, your words are just hollow.
No friend, you are just having a typical; temper tantrum. Until you behave, your 'demands' fall on deaf ears. God does not listen to those that demand, He listens to those that beg His forgiveness.
I follow the Bible. Is that wrong, to want to do what He expects?

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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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I'm not saying we don't want to give our young one's lives, I'm saying Americans are extremely ungrateful about the fact that we are.

My image of being Christ-like is to be foregiving and grateful. Why do you say that it's not?
I say that being Christ-like is stomping on the necks of His and His People's enemies.
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No friend, you are just having a typical; temper tantrum. Until you behave, your 'demands' fall on deaf ears. God does not listen to those that demand, He listens to those that beg His forgiveness.
I'm talking to you not to God, so I don't want Him to listen. In fact I demand that that He doesn't listen! Oh your God, does that mean He is listening now!?

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Yeah, good luck with your stomping buddy. I'll be your penpal while you serve your sentence.
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Yeah, good luck with your stomping buddy. I'll be your penpal while you serve your sentence.
Christ's enemies are being stomped on as we speak, the Palestinians, the Iraqis, and Taliban.

What sentence are you referring to?

Are you trying to infer that somehow Biblical prophecies form absolutely no part in America's Foreign Policy?

Typical atheist gall.
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