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Christ's enemies are being stomped on as we speak, the Palestinians, the Iraqis, and Taliban.

What sentence are you referring to?

Are you trying to infer that somehow Biblical prophecies form absolutely no part in America's Foreign Policy?

Typical atheist gall.

Uuuhh, that would be your jail sentence for when you have your mental breakdown and go on a high school stomping spree.

I don't know any Biblical prophecies so I can't say.
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I was wondering if this is a serious thread? It seems like an advanced form of group trolling. Badmutha, you and I obviously live in Denmark, therfore we know our country and its history. Could you even begin to imagine what would happen, if danish television showed the kind of program, that they are now accused of? I thought they might like to know, that a forum like this have been containing posts accusing them of such a terrible thing, and I was right. Seems that you cant just write anything you like. At least they are taking it up in their legal department, seing as their logo and everything was displayed. I also laughed quite alot at the thought of Michael Rasmussen ever being our primeminister BTW- Armstrong for the win when it comes to decieving in regards to bicyckling Guess Rasmussen lost his crown. And when it comes to the word Viking.. it means viking. Rape would be voldtægt, wich means to take something by force and violence. We condem this action as one of the worst things that you can do, and we luckily do not have a lot af rapes here. One more thing.. we do not have legal cannabis in Denmark, but they are talking about legalising it, using the American model. But I guess that would be a better thing to import from the USA, then all the bad food og terrible overweight. Systembolaget does not exist in Denmark. And yes that is the finish flag.. now we are way more then one pointing out that obvious flaw. Badmutha, I think it is as lost a cause for us to enlighten them, as it would be for them to open our eyes to their "christianity".
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Uuuhh, that would be your jail sentence for when you have your mental breakdown and go on a high school stomping spree.

I don't know any Biblical prophecies so I can't say.
I don't believe in stomping people unless God commands me to do so. The fact that God wants me to stomp His enemies is an undisputed Biblical Fact, as I clearly illustrated to you.
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I was wondering if this is a serious thread? It seems like an advanced form of group trolling. Badmutha, you and I obviously live in Denmark, therfore we know our country and its history. Could you even begin to imagine what would happen, if danish television showed the kind of program, that they are now accused of? I thought they might like to know, that a forum like this have been containing posts accusing them of such a terrible thing, and I was right. Seems that you cant just write anything you like. At least they are taking it up in their legal department, seing as their logo and everything was displayed. I also laughed quite alot at the thought of Michael Rasmussen ever being our primeminister BTW- Armstrong for the win when it comes to decieving in regards to bicyckling Guess Rasmussen lost his crown. And when it comes to the word Viking.. it means viking. Rape would be voldtægt, wich means to take something by force and violence. We condem this action as one of the worst things that you can do, and we luckily do not have a lot af rapes here. One more thing.. we do not have legal cannabis in Denmark, but they are talking about legalising it, using the American model. But I guess that would be a better thing to import from the USA, then all the bad food og terrible overweight. Systembolaget does not exist in Denmark. And yes that is the finish flag.. now we are way more then one pointing out that obvious flaw. Badmutha, I think it is as lost a cause for us to enlighten them, as it would be for them to open our eyes to their "christianity".
I don't know why you feel the need to mention Lance Armstrong, he's been persecuted enough by the communist-european medias, everyone knows he was framed by jealous cheese eating surrender monkeys.

Regarding our True Christianity©, I invite you, dear, to open a bible and find out if and when we err, and when you discover the obvious fact that we are 100% correct about every single word in the bible, then I invite you to become a True Christian© yourself.
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I don't know why you feel the need to mention Lance Armstrong, he's been persecuted enough by the communist-european medias, everyone knows he was framed by jealous cheese eating surrender monkeys.

Regarding our True Christianity©, I invite you, dear, to open a bible and find out if and when we err, and when you discover the obvious fact that we are 100% correct about every single word in the bible, then I invite you to become a True Christian© yourself.
My dear, I did read it, more then once. I also read the old and the new testament. What I do not read however is communist-european medias.. And that might be the reason why i feel the need to mention Armstrong. I am however surprised, that you did not point out that god already punished him, taking away his balls and all.. I do really like how you are 100% correct. Its quite an accomplishment! I will pass on your invitation though.. i prefer grouping with people who know for sure that they are NOT 100% sure of anything. Especially taken in to consideration how hateful you come of.
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My dear, I did read it, more then once. I also read the old and the new testament.
Lets leave Lance out of this for a moment, hun. The man has been persecuted enough.

If you read the bible, could you kindly illustrate when and where I come off as being somehow unholy and unbiblical?

I have over 160 posts here, feel free to search through them and show me to when and where I have erred from the One Eternal Truth of Jesus Christ?

You, on the other hand, as a non-Christian, typical Danish woman, are nothing but a whore: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=32467
and according to experts in the field, a fat one at that:
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I am not sure if it is necessary to point out that the bible is the Tanakh.. but just in case..
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And yes that is the finish flag.. now we are way more then one pointing out that obvious flaw.
They must've learned how the danish flag looks like a while back, because someone was nice enough to exchange my avatar to a picture of a burning danish flag. You gotta love the admins in here! :-) I'm keeping the avatar though. I kind of like it; it reminds me of the kind of people we're up against.
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Lets leave Lance out of this for a moment, hun. The man has been persecuted enough.

If you read the bible, could you kindly illustrate when and where I come off as being somehow unholy and unbiblical?

I have over 160 posts here, feel free to search through them and show me to when and where I have erred from the One Eternal Truth of Jesus Christ?

You, on the other hand, as a non-Christian, typical Danish woman, are nothing but a whore: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=32467
I really do not have to search trough your posts. You just called me a whore. Not knowing anything about me at all. But I guess that means you are out of real arguments.
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They must've learned how the danish flag looks like a while back, because someone was nice enough to exchange my avatar to a picture of a burning danish flag. You gotta love the admins in here! :-) I'm keeping the avatar though. I kind of like it; it reminds me of the kind of people we're up against.
You are fighting against God's Chosen People, which means you are fighting against God, son.

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I really do not have to search trough your posts. You just called me a whore. Not knowing anything about me at all. But I guess that means you are out of real arguments.
What am I to think after you come marching in here, giving orders like you are the boss? A humble woman? God doesn't like mouthy women, Centurina:
It is better to dwell in the wilderness, than with a contentious and an angry woman.
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If you claim to be, are you willing to allow one of our pastors to investigate your claim?

If not, what do you have to hide?
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What am I to think after you come marching in here, giving orders like you are the boss? A humble woman? God doesn't like mouthy women, Centurina:
It is better to dwell in the wilderness, than with a contentious and an angry woman.
Proverbs 21.19



Are you are virgin?

If you claim to be, are you willing to allow one of our pastors to investigate your claim?

If not, what do you have to hide?
Oh, I am sorry if I came of bossy and angry. I am none of those. I am always interested in a good conversation, and I appreciate a good tone. That is also the reason why I am horrified to be called a whore. I also find it somewhat repulsive to be asked so bluntly if I am a virgin or not. I asked my husband, if it was ok for me to answer and he let me. I am not.

Since we are now intimate enough to share, I would like to commend you on staying a virgin.

Calling me a whore, other homosexuals etc. is not going to change the obvious mistakes in the list of the 11 reasons for god to hate Denmark. There are far better reasons then the once listed in the above mentioned list.

Lets name a few..

Denmark was the first country to legalise porn. Abortion is legal and payed for trough taxes. You can actually buy our churches and move in to them, or turn them in to a nightclub with devillish dancing and alcoholic beverages. The reason yhat you can buy them is that nobody uses them.

However the Danish people loves Denmark and most of us have the capasity to love people and opinions that differ from our own.
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Oh, I am sorry if I came of bossy and angry. I am none of those. I am always interested in a good conversation, and I appreciate a good tone. That is also the reason why I am horrified to be called a whore. I also find it somewhat repulsive to be asked so bluntly if I am a virgin or not. I asked my husband, if it was ok for me to answer and he let me. I am not.

Since we are now intimate enough to share, I would like to commend you on staying a virgin.

Calling me a whore, other homosexuals etc. is not going to change the obvious mistakes in the list of the 11 reasons for god to hate Denmark. There are far better reasons then the once listed in the above mentioned list.

Lets name a few..

Denmark was the first country to legalise porn. Abortion is legal and payed for trough taxes. You can actually buy our churches and move in to them, or turn them in to a nightclub with devillish dancing and alcoholic beverages. The reason yhat you can buy them is that nobody uses them.

However the Danish people loves Denmark and most of us have the capasity to love people and opinions that differ from our own.
I commend you for asking your husband permission to do things. It seems that you may be a good lady after all. The marriage bed allows for a man to satisfy his godly lust with his bride, this does not make you a whore:

18Let thy fountain be blessed: and rejoice with the wife of thy youth.
19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love

http://biblehub.com/kjv/proverbs/5.htm



I also thank you for apologizing for your rude, anti-American behavior.


Are you a Christian? Why don't you come to tell us about how you came to Love Jesus Christ?

It seems that you are repulsed by your country, have you considered moving to a more Godly country, i.e. America?
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I was not aware that I had anti-American behavior. I have visited America several times, and I have dear friends there.

I am not repulsed by my country at all. This is a country based on mutual respect and inclusion, much like America.
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Aaah Chester. Everything you say tells me you were born in the wrong time. Crusade much?
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Aaah Chester. Everything you say tells me you were born in the wrong time. Crusade much?
Clearly I was born in the right time if God put here, right?

God doesn't make mistakes. He is a buckler.

30As for God, his way is perfect: the word of the LORD is tried: he is a buckler to all those that trust in him.
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I was not aware that I had anti-American behavior. I have visited America several times, and I have dear friends there.

I am not repulsed by my country at all. This is a country based on mutual respect and inclusion, much like America.
My dear Centurina,

Now that we have established the good news that you are indeed not a whore and that you allow your husband unlimited, unbridled Godly access to your undefiled bosom, as the gate openeth for the oblong ferry, can we get down to the point, here?

Are you a Christian?

What church do you attend?

What is your favorite bible verse?

We are here to talk about God. I know coming from a weird, secular, atheist world you may think of us as somewhat "strange" but I assure you that we are following a path created by the Creator, the straight and narrow.

God will not be mocked.

Proceed to tell us about yourself, but from now on, spare us the lascivious details please, for that part of you belongs solely to your husband.
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It is very nice of you, but I am not interested. I do not want to confign to a religion, especially if it included hatred or was in any way condemming. I try my best not to judge others. So no, I am not a christian. And if that makes me a whore, we will be going in circles.
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...and that you allow your husband unlimited, unbridled Godly access to your undefiled bosom, as the gate openeth for the oblong ferry
When excactly did we establish this again?
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It is very nice of you, but I am not interested. I do not want to confign to a religion, especially if it included hatred or was in any way condemming. I try my best not to judge others. So no, I am not a christian. And if that makes me a whore, we will be going in circles.

No, dear. Not being a Christian does not make you "a whore," to use your blunt words.

It just means that you choose to spend an eternity in a lake of fire.

It has absolutely nothing to do with buzzwords like "hatred" and everything to do with the fact that you refuse to submit to a Merciful, Loving God.

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