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Old 12-23-2013, 09:31 PM
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Old 12-24-2013, 08:49 PM
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I am SO offended by how the flamersexuals use one of God's most spectacular creations, the rainbow, as a universal symbol of their so-called "gay pride" (such an oxymormon!):


No doubt those interior-decorating fags sought to mock the LORD's choice of adornment (Revelation 4:2-3) by stealing it for their own perverted use.
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Old 12-25-2013, 08:44 PM
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This new communistic, queer-loving pope has Me all enraged. He's worse than the last one.
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Old 12-26-2013, 10:30 AM
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This new communistic, queer-loving pope has Me all enraged. He's worse than the last one.
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Old 12-27-2013, 12:49 PM
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Of course I feel the same as Jesus! But I'd like to elaborate.

I am terribly offended and infuriated at the way the homosexualwise agenda is being forced on decent, God fearing Christians.
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I am offended by Michael Bolton's car commercials. Lord Jesus, if you're still around, please make them stop.
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I am offended by Michael Bolton's car commercials. Lord Jesus, if you're still around, please make them stop.
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I began booming out Rock Of Ages in my resonant bass voice to help my dear mother recover from the audial assault she had suffered.

I find I am increasingly offended by anything that does not overtly glorify Jesus in some way. This cesspool of a world is going to hell and I want no part of it, save my fellowship with True Christians™.
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I am so offended by that satanic "Doge" meme. Disgusting. Whoever made that demonic little thing will have an eternity in hell!
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I am so offended by that satanic "Doge" meme. Disgusting. Whoever made that demonic little thing will have an eternity in hell!
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You think it's funny? Just so you know I have handed it over to the DoF and it's under investigation!!
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Old 02-14-2014, 08:12 PM
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I'm offended by all of the Satanist trolls who are trying to invade the forums with their evil.
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That shameless Danica Patrick is still fornicating her way thru the Nascar field.
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I'm offended by all of the Satanist trolls who are trying to invade the forums with their evil.
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Behold the foul imp on this poor fellow's back, trying to coax open his recalcitrant anus with a devious satanic mind-trick! I have never been more aghast than I am at this moment.
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Obama offends me. His dirty hands is driving so many into the arms of satan. I am sure God has a plan for him that won't be pretty.
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Just heard that woman play hockey in olympia games.
I think it is really short sighted of Putin to ban gays but still allow woman to play hockey. That is like keeping a backdoor open for lesbians and sooner or later gays will go threw the same door.
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The blaring of that strange thing Mexicans call "music" at the supermarket. It honestly gives me a headache.
Why can't they play good American music?
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A entire thread to complain about everything in your lives that offends you? Don't Christians complain enough? This can't be mentally healthy!
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I'm offended by atheists complaining that Christians complain too much.
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now?

The "gay rights" protest just down the street... *eye twitch*
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