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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 12-10-2013, 08:16 PM

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I've not killed anyone, and no one here is as old as the dawn of religion.





I corrected you, dear. Please make a note of it.



He did. He gave you that same ability (Romans 3:9-20).





By what authority do you make this guarantee? Please, do tell me. Do you really think you have more power than the LORD Himself? Are you under some deluded idea that you have the ability to send someone to eternal damnation or save them from it, apart from what the LORD intends? I'd very much like to hear about that.



So sad we read the Holy Bible and believe what it says?

Does the staff at your asylum know you're using the internet?



Indeed He does! He Blesses me richly, as well.

Oh ho? really? the same can be said of you my dear?

By what authority do you make this guarantee? Please, do tell me. Do you really think you have more power than the LORD Himself? Are you under some deluded idea that you have the ability to send someone to eternal damnation or save them from it, apart from what the LORD intends? I'd very much like to hear about that.

Same question to you?

Why would you even ask this question since you and others are so quick to point fingers and damn them to enternal damnation, it's quite sad, are you so deluded that you can't even see what you have done already, take a good look at your previous posts, frequently you and others pass judgement on others, judge not lest you be judged.

Guaranteed.

I do not point fingers and judge people, I am not the one who is judging you, I am simply pointing out the obvious.

you are so quick to call people names, and insult them, yet you do not know them, and you judge so quickly and so harshly.

What I have said and in the context I have said it, is not in need to be corrected by your twisted logic, it is ment to be read as I have typed it.

As soon as you start with "correcting" something in how you want to see it, it is no longer what it used to be and is now something completly different, like the bible.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 12-10-2013, 08:39 PM

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By what authority do you make this guarantee? Please, do tell me. Do you really think you have more power than the LORD Himself? Are you under some deluded idea that you have the ability to send someone to eternal damnation or save them from it, apart from what the LORD intends? I'd very much like to hear about that.
I don't make this guarantee, dear, the LORD Himself does (Mark 16:16; John 3:18; John 3:36; Revelation 20:15; Revelation 20:10).

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you and others pass judgement on others, judge not lest you be judged.
As a daughter of the king of Kings (2 Corinthians 6:18), it is my responsibility, nay my duty to share the Good News with others. Why would anyone believe Christ's temporary death was a sacrifice made for the sake of redemption if they didn't first know they needed redeeming? Until someone understands their sin, they cannot know they are guilty. Until someone knows they are guilty, they cannot recognize the need for the debt to be paid. Until they know who paid the debt and why, they cannot come to Christ and confess their lifetime of sins, and grovel for forgiveness appropriately. It is a particular kind of love that seeks to help prevent eternal damnation.

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Guaranteed.
You said that already. I asked under whose authority? Do you think I'm a fool that I would just accept any guarantee just because someone makes it?

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I do not point fingers and judge people, I am not the one who is judging you, I am simply pointing out the obvious.
That's what judging is. If you read the Holy Bible, you'll see it's not me judging, but me sharing God's judgement, as He has declared it (2 Timothy 3:16 ).

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you are so quick to call people names, and insult them, yet you do not know them, and you judge so quickly and so harshly.
Slow down friend. No one is calling anyone names, and we don't judge quickly. We pass along God's judgement after years of dedicated study, prayer, and service to the LORD. In short, we do what any good ambassador does - we act on behalf of our king (2 Corinthians 5:20)

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What I have said and in the context I have said it, is not in need to be corrected by your twisted logic, it is ment to be read as I have typed it.
If you are going to accuse me of killing millions of people, either show the evidence or back off. Your libelous accusations will not be tolerated.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 12-10-2013, 08:46 PM

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...No one is calling anyone names...
Sadly Sister Mary, our confused friend here has done just that, using the negroidal ebonics no less:

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Oh ho?...
Friend, Sister Mary is graciously offering you timeless wisdom, and you call her such a vile name? Why so much vitriol?




I Kings 7:23

And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 12-10-2013, 09:06 PM

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Sadly Sister Mary, our confused friend here has done just that, using the negroidal ebonics no less:



Friend, Sister Mary is graciously offering you timeless wisdom, and you call her such a vile name? Why so much vitriol?
oh ho? is a kind of laugh, not calling someone a name,

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/de...n/english/ho-2

please make sure you get your facts in order before you judge.

"Sister Mary" just contridicted herself and proved me right.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 12-10-2013, 09:16 PM

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oh ho? is a kind of laugh, not calling someone a name,

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/de...n/english/ho-2

please make sure you get your facts in order before you judge.

"Sister Mary" just contridicted herself and proved me right.
My sincerest apologies, friend...I incorrectly assumed you were using the vernacular of the street gangs. We are quick here to admit our mistakes when we make them.

However, Sister Mary has backed all of her statements with the never contradictory Word of God. But, I will not attempt to intercede on her behalf, as she walks closely with The Lord and is blessed with a sharp wit as well.




I Kings 7:23

And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 12-10-2013, 09:17 PM

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oh ho? is a kind of laugh, not calling someone a name,

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/de...n/english/ho-2

please make sure you get your facts in order before you judge.

"Sister Mary" just contridicted herself and proved me right.
Does your "Oxford" dictionary contain the correct spelling of "contradict"?


"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 12-11-2013, 02:29 AM

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oh ho? is a kind of laugh, not calling someone a name,
It is a kind of laugh not used since Eisenhower was in the White House.



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"Sister Mary" just contridicted herself and proved me right.
No. This is an untrue statement.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 12-11-2013, 04:18 AM

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I'm sorry but all of you are wrong about what is and what isn't, you took such a wonderful idea and dragged it through the dirt, created wars, murdered millions since the dawn of religion, and all for what? power? superiority?

You are what is wrong with the world, you are the reason for so much hate and anger, so much sadness and pain...

You know you are wrong, god gave you that much, the ability to tell right from wrong did he not?

Heaven is not where you are going when you meet your end, that is a guarantee.

It's so sad you'll not understand, so twisted by your own belief that you are right and your dogmatic theology.

God still loves you.
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Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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What do you think this forum is, a pantomime. We are not here to say "oh ho who is that hiding behind a keyboard uttering lines of unintelligible and badly spelt garbage." We are here to sing Praise to the Name of the Lord our God.

If you can't get down with that, don't let the door hit you on the way out.


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For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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"Gametards">piffleing fanatics who dont piffleing know what is the internet for.I really thought god loves everyone regardless of anything, but when im reading the posts on this forum it seems like God discriminates everone who is not a "True Christian".Ban me if you want piffleing scrubs, just dont call me satanic scum because:
1.I dont piffleing care
2.I hate satan(in fact he is fake like god)
3.You are like fanatic with max of 90 IQ
Thats all, have a nice day.
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"Gametards">piffleing fanatics who dont piffleing know what is the internet for.
These gametards are not actually that fanatic, they are just clueless about everything like retards normally are. So they don't really understand what they are doing.

However, correct "internet" term for these gametards who play these highly gaysexual games is a gaymer.
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3.You are like fanatic with max of 90 IQ
Thats all, have a nice day.
Do you know how unlikely that is? For n True Christians™ here, it would be about:

P(n) = (0.252493)^n

Let's say there are 100 True Christians™ active on this forum. The probability that all of us have an IQ less than or equal to 90 would then be:

P(100) ≈ 1.67854985 × 10^(-60)

As you can see, this is virtually impossible. Using some simple computations, we find for 100 True Christians there is only a 50% chance that the maximum IQ is about 137.




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Greetings Brothers and anyway. s in Christ,

it has come to my attention that a new Satanic Company called “Riot” is using video games as a tool to recruit young, impressionable children into their world of sin and rebellion against Our One True Lord Jesus Christ.
League of Legends is full of witchcraft, magic, satanism, polytheism, and blasphemy. It could easily turn a good Christian child away from God.



1.
Many Champions in League of Legends are Gay and/or Homosexuals. Even the Community is full of homosexuals!




“Taric” is one of the gay-champions in League of Legends and one of the most played.



Another Champion called “graves”. What kind of unimaginable crimes will come out of impressionable teenagers playing this game?
Horrible gay players meet and date in this game and they abuse the internet to chat with each other like in this subreddit.
http://www.reddit.com/r/lolgaymers

Romans 1:26-27 "... men with men working that which is unseemly ..."

2. -The game is chockful of blasphemous magic and witchcraft.

The player is able to perform a variety of spells such as planting explosive mushrooms , turning oneself invisible, forcing others' against their will to listen to the character, and conjuring up demons from Hell to fight for the player. In fact, magic and witchcraft are a major part of the game and it's difficult to play the game without resorting to these Satanic means.


3.
– League of Legends promotes feminism and gender equality.


The Bible is of course very clear on these things. Women should be silent and serve their husbands.1st Timothy 2:11-12 "... to be in silence." Genesis 3:16 "... he shall rule over thee."

Unfortunately Riot is ignoring God's very clear instructions. They are allowing women to talk and even have jobs.



This woman with the very weird name “skojz” is one of the many feminists working for League of Legends.

4.
The game makes no mention of God or Jesus Christ

5.
It is a "Role-Playing Game" for the computer, very similar to the well-known Satanic Diablo 3.


As Christians, we know that whatever a person does, it should be done for the glory of God.

"Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God."
1 Corinthians 10:31

Does playing a game which promotes Satan-worship sound like something that can possibly be used to glorify God? Of course not!! That's why we True Christians™ need to unite and make sure that League of Legends gets BANNED and these game programmers can't make any more children into servants of Satan!

Thank you and God Bless!

PS - Enclosed is a screen shot of this Satanic game.

Yeah, the game itself is for Devil worshipping nerds anyway.


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Yeah, the game itself is for Devil worshipping nerds anyway.
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While it is nice to see agreement with God's Chosen™, can you elaborate some?

Quoting the first post of a topic only to add a sentence basically saying you agree really doesn't add content to a thread. Can you tell us from your own personal experience why you see this game as being for devil-worshiping nerds?

Be specific and cite God's Word as necessary for added weight.




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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 12-31-2013, 02:55 PM

couple of questions:
What is the problem with female employees? He did create women for a reason. If we treat them with inferiority, or think that they are inferior, we are no better than thrash.
And when is being gay bad? Only acting upon it is bad, but it's totally fine to be born gay :-/
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couple of questions:
What is the problem with female employees? He did create women for a reason. If we treat them with inferiority, or think that they are inferior, we are no better than thrash.
And when is being gay bad? Only acting upon it is bad, but it's totally fine to be born gay :-/
Can you show me where in the Bible it says that people are born gay?


Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

1st Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
Titus 2:5 To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.
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My bestial friend,

While it is nice to see agreement with God's Chosen™, can you elaborate some?

Quoting the first post of a topic only to add a sentence basically saying you agree really doesn't add content to a thread. Can you tell us from your own personal experience why you see this game as being for devil-worshiping nerds?

Be specific and cite God's Word as necessary for added weight.
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Can you show me where in the Bible it says that people are born gay?


Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

1st Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
Titus 2:5 To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.
Point kind of missed, but if I didn't express it well, let me repeat it in a different fashion
What if you like men, but don't act upon the act of being gay? Neither Graves not Taric act as if they are gay.

Second question
The "living in silence" that the bible speaks of doesn't mean that women can't become employees at a company. It means living in such a way that you don't cause conflict and become the center of attention.
And what is bad with geneder equality? IT STOPS WARS!!!!! Gender equality is one of the biggest conflicts that has ever existed, and promoting it is bad?Even God promotes gender equality: In Genesis, God didn't pull out a bone from Adam's heel so that the women was born inferior, nor did he pull out a bone from Adam's skull so that the woman was superior, but he pulled it out of the rib so that the woman was born equal. To think that women should act in silence, but not men, is pretty weird
for #4: Soraka talks about God. she talks about a "god", but the god she talks about is clearly good. Otherwise, why would she have healing abilities?
#5: it's a Moba, not an RPG.
oh and wrong screenshot. I believe that's DotA or HoN, not LoL.
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Point kind of missed, but if I didn't express it well, let me repeat it in a different fashion
What if you like men, but don't act upon the act of being gay? Neither Graves not Taric act as if they are gay.
Hogwash. That's modern fluffy-bunny liberal garbage they use to make themselves feel better. It's the step before thinking it's okay to rape another man's rectum so long as it's done in a "loving, committed marriage."

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Second question
The "living in silence" that the bible speaks of doesn't mean that women can't become employees at a company. It means living in such a way that you don't cause conflict and become the center of attention.
Which do you think creates less conflict - a woman taking a job away from a man, or a woman marrying a man, having his babies, and raising them to make him and Jesus proud?

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And what is bad with geneder equality? IT STOPS WARS!!!!! Gender equality is one of the biggest conflicts that has ever existed, and promoting it is bad?Even God promotes gender equality: In Genesis, God didn't pull out a bone from Adam's heel so that the women was born inferior, nor did he pull out a bone from Adam's skull so that the woman was superior, but he pulled it out of the rib so that the woman was born equal. To think that women should act in silence, but not men, is pretty weird
The LORD is very clear on these matters, dear.

Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children;
and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
Genesis 3:16



Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
1 Timothy 2:11


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Point kind of missed, but if I didn't express it well, let me repeat it in a different fashion
What if you like men, but don't act upon the act of being gay? Neither Graves not Taric act as if they are gay.

Second question
The "living in silence" that the bible speaks of doesn't mean that women can't become employees at a company. It means living in such a way that you don't cause conflict and become the center of attention.
And what is bad with geneder equality? IT STOPS WARS!!!!! Gender equality is one of the biggest conflicts that has ever existed, and promoting it is bad?Even God promotes gender equality: In Genesis, God didn't pull out a bone from Adam's heel so that the women was born inferior, nor did he pull out a bone from Adam's skull so that the woman was superior, but he pulled it out of the rib so that the woman was born equal. To think that women should act in silence, but not men, is pretty weird
for #4: Soraka talks about God. she talks about a "god", but the god she talks about is clearly good. Otherwise, why would she have healing abilities?
#5: it's a Moba, not an RPG.
oh and wrong screenshot. I believe that's DotA or HoN, not LoL.
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Hogwash. That's modern fluffy-bunny liberal garbage they use to make themselves feel better. It's the step before thinking it's okay to rape another man's rectum so long as it's done in a "loving, committed marriage."

Blech
Didn't quiet get what you said and I don't know if it answers the question I asked. Please rephrase in such a way that gives a clear yes or no answer. Ex.
what if my house blows up?
1) it won't blow up
2) then move houses
Please don't answer like that. It makes you look like an angry kid trying to hide his anger by using swear words. I'm just curious, no need to get rash and brew up angry opinions here, because I'm not sure if this response was for the first statement or the second statement.

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Which do you think creates less conflict - a woman taking a job away from a man, or a woman marrying a man, having his babies, and raising them to make him and Jesus proud?



The LORD is very clear on these matters, dear

Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children;
and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
Genesis 3:16



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Neither of them create conflict. Men do not lose jobs because of women.
I am not talking about men losing jobs because of women, I am talking about women not having jobs. What if the family needs another person to work for the family so that they can sustain the family? What if the dad doesn't have a job? What if they don't know/believe about God? There aren't many ways that they can believe in God if they're in a critical situation.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! - 12-31-2013, 04:30 PM

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Didn't quiet get what you said and I don't know if it answers the question I asked. Please rephrase in such a way that gives a clear yes or no answer. Ex.
what if my house blows up?
1) it won't blow up
2) then move houses
Please don't answer like that. It makes you look like an angry kid trying to hide his anger by using swear words. I'm just curious, no need to get rash and brew up angry opinions here, because I'm not sure if this response was for the first statement or the second statement.
I'm not angry, dear.

Let me simplify this for you.

You asked: "And when is being gay bad? Only acting upon it is bad, but it's totally fine to be born gay :-/"

I responded that to say "it's totally fine to be born gay" is hogwash. That means as an idea, it's fit to feed pigs, nothing more.



First of all, as Brother Templeton already explained, no one is "born gay."
Besides, what kind of cruel, horrifying God would create someone to fall in love with the wrong people? That's just mean and spiteful for no reason. My God isn't mean and spiteful for no reason.

Second of all, as I explained, this argument is used in a slippery slope to rationalizing sodomy. First people like you say it's okay to be born gay but not act on it. Then people like you say it's okay to act on it in a committed, loving relationship. Eventually people like you say it's okay to act on it when it's between two consenting adults. Ultimately people like you say it's okay to act upon it with any one who is unfortunate enough to be within striking distance of a gang of homosexuals roving the streets for their next anal conquest.

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What if the dad doesn't have a job?
Then he is conflicted because how can he feed his family when another woman who should be at home raising a family is working a job he could have had?

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What if they don't know/believe about God? There aren't many ways that they can believe in God if they're in a critical situation.
Why do you think we here at Landover Baptist Church Forum warn about games like League of Legends? It's to share the Good News that Jesus is Alive and Well and watching and judging everything you do!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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