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So not only do they murder babies, eat crocodiles, speak English worse than the English do, point giant knives at tourists, steal children, ride around on kangaroos without consent, practice Communism, play with crickets and force men to marry each other, then make them divorce, but their Chinawoman-run government flat out says it hates God, too.

Coming from the country that gave us Hitler, I think the Lord has every reason to visit divine retribution upon these wicked, wicked people, and pray it comes soon!
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So not only do they murder babies, eat crocodiles, speak English worse than the English do, point giant knives at tourists, steal children, ride around on kangaroos without consent, practice Communism, play with crickets and force men to marry each other, then make them divorce, but their Chinawoman-run government flat out says it hates God, too.

And they cheat too. Everyone else waits for the clock to say twelve midnight, before celebrating the New Year. Why do Australians feel the need to jump the gun and start before everyone else?
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In a way, our clocks being wrong is good. It means the rapture will come to Australia about 14 hours earlier than the USA.
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In a way, our clocks being wrong is good. It means the rapture will come to Australia about 14 hours earlier than the USA.
You think the rapture is coming to Australia? Really?
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Now, now. Just because your country can't play cricket is no reason to put down your betters!
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Now, now. Just because your country can't play cricket is no reason to put down your betters!
You play with bugs in Austria? I thought you ate them.
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One of the most pervasive aspects of gaydom in Australia is an ice-cream. One of the most popular ice-creams in the country that can be purchased from any corner store. One that children and adults alike, love to eat. Its name is "Golden Gaytime".


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The first Gaytime took Australia by storm in 1959, and it soon became a staple of the Swinging Sixties. But as Flower Power made way for flares and disco, a bright spark at Street’s HQ decided he could make Gaytime even more golden. The combination of a toffee and vanilla-flavoured centre, dipped in a scrumptious choc coating and covered in crunchy biscuit pieces, has proved to be truly timeless. No wonder it’s so hard to have a Gaytime on your own!



Is it any wonder that Australians are nearly all gay? I've heard that if you eat one of these, you turn into a gay. I've never had one, although my ex-husband used to eat them all the time.


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Some of my family is Australian, and i take HUGE offense to this. I thought the other forums were bad, but this is too far. Just because you don't like Australia doesn't give any right whatsoever to say this kind of stuff.
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Some of my family is Australian, and i take HUGE offense to this. I thought the other forums were bad, but this is too far. Just because you don't like Australia doesn't give any right whatsoever to say this kind of stuff.
We've actually been to your filthy rock, so we know all about it. Don't play innocent, boy.


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I am from Australia. Not just my family, but me!
And do you hear me whinging and complaining like a 12 year old girl?
Off you go clopping with your cartoon pony then. I can't imagine any real girl would be interested in you, until you grow up a bit.
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I am from Australia. Not just my family, but me!
And do you hear me whinging and complaining like a 12 year old girl?
Off you go clopping with your cartoon pony then. I can't imagine any real girl would be interested in you, until you grow up a bit.
Cute. I'm 16, and 3 girls keep asking me out. Thanks to that show, i have made many new friends.
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If you're done with the internet tough guy bit for now, can you show how God supports your position through the citation of appropriate Scripture?

If not, STFU. Thanks.
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Cute. I'm 16, and 3 girls keep asking me out. Thanks to that show, i have made many new friends.
Underage then? The rules here state that you have to be 18.
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Cute. I'm 16, and 3 girls keep asking me out. Thanks to that show, i have made many new friends.
This is a Christian forum, I don't think anyone is interested in the base fornication that you are planning in taking part in.

Why don't you start to praise God??
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This is a Christian forum, I don't think anyone is interested in the base fornication that you are planning in taking part in.

Why don't you start to praise God??
If i started to praise God, after you guys told me to, i would be giving into the Devil, as you are tempting me the same way as Jesus was tempted during Lent.
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If i started to praise God, after you guys told me to, i would be giving into the Devil, as you are tempting me the same way as Jesus was tempted during Lent.
Seriously? By tempting you to actually read and believe the Holy Bible?

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