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Old 08-08-2011, 06:49 AM
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I didn't know you worshipped Supply Side Jesus...

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Old 08-08-2011, 06:56 AM
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I didn't know you worshipped Supply Side Jesus...

And the anarchist mask comes off. You're nothing but a garden variety commiecrat if you are posting Alf Ranken here.
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Old 08-08-2011, 06:58 AM
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And the anarchist mask comes off. You're nothing but a garden variety commiecrat if you are posting Alf Ranken here.
Not at all...in fact, I despise the liberal/leftist stance of further government intervention in our PERSONAL lives...I just know even a broken clock's right twice a day.
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Old 08-08-2011, 07:03 AM
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Not at all...in fact, I despise the liberal/leftist stance of further government intervention in our PERSONAL lives...I just know even a broken clock's right twice a day.
Of course not, comrade. You post a video that mocks Jesus and is by a well known communist Jew mouthpiece and you're some anarchist.

Your story just doesn't add up.
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Old 08-08-2011, 11:46 AM
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I didn't know you worshipped Supply Side Jesus...

*Jesus-mocking video clip deleted*
It seems that you prefer liebrul wordiness over the Biblical conciseness and mocking Jesus instead of praising Him. You sir, seem to be anarcho-communists, not “Christian anarchist” – which is again, an oxymormon. FYI, commies and anarchists are birds of same feather – traditional allies as for instance during the Spanish Civil War.

2 Corinthians 9:11 Being enriched in every thing to all bountifulness, which causeth through us thanksgiving to God

If you don’t like the free-market principle, you can git out of the US of A!

USA! USA! USA! USA!

P.S.: a term “sovereign citizen” is an oxymormon as well.
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Pastor Pat wants to reinforce the sermon I gave last Sunday. People who tithe properly have no health or financial problems. None! Praise Jesus and know that if you get sick, it's because you haven't tithed enough.

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Pastor Pat wants to reinforce the sermon I gave last Sunday. People who tithe properly have no health or financial problems. None! Praise Jesus and know that if you get sick, it's because you haven't tithed enough.
Timely advice Pastor - with the golf play socialist Obama shutting down the government where would any right thinking Christian want to place his health and financial security. Jesus is open 24/7 with eternal life or ObamaCare and death panels.
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Thankfully, our libertarian lifestyle is accomplished by hard work, pulling ourselves up by the bootstraps and generous tithes from people like you.

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Maybe some here have already read about this brave Christian leader's act to put tithing back on top of the priority list.

This is a great example of a pastor(not a real pastor due to having lady-parts, but close enough for this instance, i guess?) standing up for tithing and has lead the way in showing how to properly handle a greedy member of the food-serving-money-lovers industry that, in my opinion, should be thankful to have a job that pays $3.50/hr.

This hot-wing-handler got put in her place when this pastor stood strong for tithing and clearly wrote "I give God 10%, why do you get 18."

This proud voice of God refused to be persecuted and even had the strength to get this chili-cheesefry-monger fired after recognizing and taking credit for the otherwise non-identifiable image of the receipt attached.

Take the hint all of you un-Holy servants of anything other than Our Lord God: Keep your mouths shut and get me some more mozzarella sticks!

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