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Being a REAL American(as in white, male Republican) governor of a Blue (as in communist) state is never easy. But lately the Liberals have been on the warpath, claiming scalps to cover up Bengazi, the largest terrorist attack ever in the history of the United States.

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/...fic-jam-emails
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In mid-September, the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey unexpectedly closed two access lanes on the New Jersey side of the George Washington Bridge, which spans the Hudson River and serves as a major commuter route between the two states. A massive, weeklong traffic jam ensued, clogging the streets of nearby Fort Lee.
So as you can see it's a ordinary policy decision were politically appointed officials decided to destroy the infrastructure of a region for political revenge. Hardly anything to see here, unless you are a Moonbat Libretard. Now all of sudden it's illegal, there have been subpenas and talk of impeachment. I mean it's not like Christie was abusing his office by having blow jobs or something.

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"What I've seen today for the first time is unacceptable. I am outraged and deeply saddened to learn that not only was I misled by a member of my staff, but this completely inappropriate and unsanctioned conduct was made without my knowledge. One thing is clear: this type of behavior is unacceptable and I will not tolerate it because the people of New Jersey deserve better. This behavior is not representative of me or my Administration in any way, and people will be held responsible for their actions."
He didn't know what his staff was doing, let's move on.

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Leave Chris Christie alone, he can’t help it if the people he personally chose practiced payback by causing misery, halting the easy flow of interstate traffic and commerce, reckless endangerment of lives and the suffering of millions.

It’s not his fault that his staff is so mean spirited and was prepared to cause pandemonium, after all they were all long time friends and advisors and why should we expect him to be aware of how duplicitous they are seeing he is only surrounded by them for hours every day and they communicate and answer to him.
The media was very critical of him after the election so they bear some responsibility too; he could have read about how incompetent and naïve he was in trusting his best friends and might even have stumbled onto an article that covered the unfolding chaos around Fort Lee.
He was prepping for his election by burying his head in a sand box that he had moved to his office for 4 days, so how could he have noticed all of the implicated running around furiously, scheming and fending off nonstop complaints.
The buck stops with them; they’re the ones that sought to extract retribution for some nebulous reason that so didn’t affect Chris in his bid for reelection.
And I agree, Leave Governor Christie alone.
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Being a REAL American(as in white, male Republican) governor of a Blue (as in communist) state is never easy. But lately the Liberals have been on the warpath, claiming scalps to cover up Bengazi, the largest terrorist attack ever in the history of the United States.

And I agree, Leave Governor Christie alone.
Thank you for that patriotic post, Brother Bobby-Joe.

It's so obvious Gov. Christie is a victim. If he had not been forced to spend time responding to criticism by dems, he would have had time to be on top of what his staff was doing.

Gov Christie is hurting just now. He needs our support.
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I am praying for Mr. Christie. Another victim of back stabbing heathens. The day of reckoning will come though when they all burn in hell, and he will enter the congregation of the Lord. Psalm 2:4 Revelation 21:8
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I am praying for Mr. Christie. Another victim of back stabbing heathens. The day of reckoning will come though when they all burn in hell, and he will enter the congregation of the Lord. Psalm 2:4 Revelation 21:8
GLORY, and it is a testimony about how vile and deceitful a heathen (as in Liberal) can be that Bridget Anne Kelly has been with the Godly governor threw out his entire career, otherwise posing as a loyal Republican until she say her opportunity to betray Governor Christie and then she struck!

Let this be a warning to us all!
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I'm not saying Govenor Christy deserves this. All I'm saying is I didn't hug a black mooslimb and keep the republicans out of the whitehouse and nobody is accusing me of closing that bridge.
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Greetings fellow True Christians! I'm sure you've all been following this case of despicable smears and lies being aimed at Godly Governor Christie, who is totally innocent of any wrongdoing.

As anyone who has been watching Fox News would know, the Governor has denied having any knowledge whatsoever of the four-day bridge closings, and I see no reason why we shouldn't believe him.

Since we know the Governor is innocent, this raises several important questions, namely:

1) Who ordered the bridge closings?
2) Who sent those incriminating emails revealing that the bridge was being closed as political retaliation against a Democrat mayor?
3) Who in the Governor's office has no dirt on Christie and thus can easily be made the fall-guy?

After a thorough investigation, the NSA (a public-private partnership with my company) has found the culprit! His name is Leroy. He works in the Governor's office, and had full access to the computers at a time when nobody else was around to witness his treachery. Our crack team of investigators have also discovered that he's a registered Democrat and voted for Obama twice! If that wasn't incriminating enough, he's from Harlem (right near the George Washington Bridge!) and indeed his elderly parents still live there!


Leroy (on right), terrorist mole inside Governor Christie's office

The more we look at Leroy's activities, the more evidence we find of his cunning and deceit. As you can see in the above photos, he buffed the Governor's office floors with wax every evening. Well, as it turns out, Governor Christie has a 17-year-old secretary named Hannah who three times in the past six months has had to go to the hospital after - according to medical reports - the Governor "slipped and fell" on her, causing her to suffer a bruised vagina and anus. I think it's perfectly obvious that Leroy was behind the whole plot - with his insidious waxing and buffing - hoping to injure and kill the Governor and try to make it look like an accident.

It's fortunate that Hannah was there to brake the Governor's fall. Of course, our hearts go out to her. She recently took a one-month leave, and flew to France for some unspecified "medical treatment." I'm sure I speak for all of us when I say that we wish her a speedy recovery from whatever it is that was causing her to throw-up every morning.

As for Leroy, he's been detained for questioning about his terrorism links. I can assure you that our awesome national security state will get to the bottom of his insidious activities.
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I've been in politics for a long time and I can smell certain things before they appear.

What we are going to see here, eventually, is that Obama ordered the bridge closed and planted the emails in Gov. Christie's staff computers. When all this is made public, Christie will become President and Hillary will be laughed into obscurity.
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Now, Obama wants to victimize Christie again--a federal probe into New Jersey's use of Federal funds earmarked to Hurricane Sandy.

This mighty human being, Cris Christy, has suffered enough. Stop already.

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In my opinion the problem is that in this sort of feminized atmosphere in which we exist today, guys who are masculine and muscular like that in their private conduct, you know, kind of old-fashioned tough guys, run some risks. Men today have learned the hard way that if you act like kind of an old-fashioned guy's guy, you're in constant danger of slipping out and saying something that's going to get you in trouble and make you look like a sexist or make you look like you seem thuggish or whatever. That's the atmosphere in which Chris Cristie operates. This guy is very much an old-fashioned masculine, muscular guy, and there are political risks associated with that. Maybe it shouldn't be, but that's how it is.
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You've got that right, Brother Johny. My PR people are already working on the Obama connection. The tie-in with Obama-supporter Leroy-the-terrorist-janitor is there for all to see.

Speaking of which, new information has just come in. We discovered that due to Leroy's sinister waxing and buffing - causing the office floor to become overly slippery - there was another accident last August where Governor Christie slipped and fell once again, landing on top of a 16-year-old male intern, causing him serious bruise injuries to his anus. Plus there was at least one other case where the Governor slipped and fell, resulting in anal injuries to a French poodle that had been left in his care when an aide had to go out for a dental appointment. In short, thanks to Leroy, there seems to have been practically an epidemic of this malady, causing several Fox News commentators to wonder if he isn't in cahoots with a local liberal Democrat proctologist.

Due to Leroy's intentional negligence (if not outright sabotage), and considering the tender young age of his victims, the New Jersey state Attorney-General has filed child abuse charges against him. Plus a judge - who happens to be a good friend of the Governor - has placed Leroy on the sex offender's registry. I am sure that there is no connection between this and the fact that Leroy's house burned down last night.


Leroy's neighbors show their support for Gov. Christie

By the way, we've got good news from Hannah, the Governor's 17-year-old secretary. She sent a brief text message from France (which our awesome NSA security team intercepted) to Christie saying "got the 'tumor' cut out and nurse sent it to incinerator as per your instructions...feeling much better now." I'm sure I speak for all of us when I say that our prayers are with her.

With Leroy in custody and our PR people talking about Benghazi, I'm sure we can soon put this ridiculous "scandal" behind us. I just hope that all the pressure from hateful liberals doesn't affect the Governor's morale, as he is scheduled to speak next Sunday morning at a Baptist private school where he intends to praise them for their abstinence-only sex education. Later in the day, he is scheduled to be the keynote speaker at an Operation Rescue anti-abortion rally. Obviously, with such an important agenda, we don't want him to be distracted by all these false libtard conspiracies like "Bridge-Gate."

Smearing the good Governor's reputation...Just goes to show how vicious the liberal media is.
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Is Christie the Godly Republican we thought he was?


Exhibit A: About to have a pash with Osama:





Secondly, last October he dropped his appeal against homo marriage in NJ, effectively sanctioning it.


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This is just a demonocratic trick to keep the media from broadcasting what we have to say about rape. The crats know that rape is the issue that will bring us to victory in 2014. I haven't heard one republican quoted on the subject of rape since this fake scandal began.
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Mr Godfly! Are you in prison? It looks like it from your avatar. What did they falsely accuse you of doing?
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So who is caring for your wife and children during your incarceration? My husband said that he would be willing to visit them and administer spiritual and moral support. While I would be happy to bake for them.
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Secondly, last October he dropped his appeal against homo marriage in NJ, effectively sanctioning it.


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Sister, that picture (along with a number of similar ones in the MSM) is Christie being a compassionate Republican with Christian virtues reaching out to Obama in a bipartisan manner in a magnanimous fashion after Hurricane Sandy. Now what does Obama do - backstab and persecute Christie. It just goes to show you that you can never trust a Democrat.

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Just when I question the efficacy of my humble efforts here Jesus shows me that a few strands of the light of knowledge have found their way to this moral and intellectual outback.

It was nice last fall to have so many Baptists getting right behind Santorum, a good Catholic lad, and now you are showing the same love for Governor Christie, also a good Catholic lad, during his times of trouble. (Mother Mary, I am told, did come to him and spoke words of wisdom.)

During the Republican nomination process you folks were lapping up every bit of Santorum you could get and to see you now showing the same rabid support for the Governater really brings home the importance of diligence being imperative to one's difficult tasks... and let's be honest... you guys put the cult in difficult.

But between your unbridled love for Santorum and your solid support for Governor Christie it's hard not to think that perhaps a corner here has been turned.





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