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View Poll Results: What's the WORST False Religion?
Mary worshipping Cathylics 1,641 6.47%
Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus) 2,533 9.99%
Babbling Boodists and Hindoos 867 3.42%
Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion 1,564 6.17%
Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers 5,186 20.44%
Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs 2,845 11.22%
Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own. 4,536 17.88%
Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats 1,203 4.74%
Self Proclaimed Psychologists 260 1.02%
Peak Oil / Emo Economics 236 0.93%
Obamaism (He ain't my Messiah) 1,768 6.97%
Spaghetti-worshiping fools 1,905 7.51%
Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists. 822 3.24%
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Old 01-14-2014, 12:09 AM
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Our bondage is no more, for as it was written
Leviticus 26:13
I am the LORD your God, which brought you forth out of the land of Egypt, that ye should not be their bondmen; and I have broken the bands of your yoke, and made you go upright.
And as proud TRUE CHRISTIANS we worship GOD and obey HIS word.
I am sure the subtlety is lost to the likes of you.
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The trouble is that before His word can be obeyed it's necessary to know what it says. So modern "churches" just stand around going
"ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah"

then the wettest hand clapping you've ever heard entirely devoid of rhythm

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

and they all sway around holding their hands up in the air so the blood runs down their arms, this increasing the amount in their heads and putting pressure on the vena cava, no wonder they start feeling dizzy and fall over. Next it's time for a jolly chorus, repeated 57 times but with no variety at all and recite John 3:16 a bit or some stuff about not judging and turning the other cheek. Then it's time for a cup of tea and some biscuits


Where in that is a place for The Word Of God? And they like to identify with special "translations" omitting important elements of doctrine or paraphrasing everything into "gender inclusive" langusge. Oh but Jesus teaches us to love everyone they parrot. But they're not parrotting Jesus are they. No. Jesus never said any such thing. But they don't know that. They don't know what He didn't say and they don't know what He did say and they don't know what to do with sex perverts (catholics excepted) and probably have crystal ball gazing on a Wednesday and a disco on Saturday which at least acknowledges Saturn I suppose but they don't know that either. So what's left for Sunday, Mr Light?

Nothing.
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and they don't know what to do with sex perverts (catholics excepted)
Yes it reminds me of a friend, a cat-a-lick (but at the time I didn't know better).

His whorish joo girlfriend had fellated him and he was afraid of what the priest would hand him as a penitence.

As he sometimes sang at the choir, he decided to ask one of the choirboys what the priest gave for oral sex...

"two chocolates and a beer" replied the choirboy

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I'm feeling sick enough as it is, just having read that ridiculous Catholic enclopædia looking for something about Lucifer and it goes spouting off on the "planet" Venus, astrology, auroræ, the King of Babylon (who is Jesus apparently according to them, possessing surpassing virtue to the glory of heaven by reason of its excellency). Then they bust out all over with the Exultet of Holy Saturday whatever that is. A demon I expect. "The true light of our spiritual life" as indeed is the case for this false religion.

Their entry for DEMONOLOGY waffles on about Assyrian and Akkadian and Iranian obsessions with demons, not a surprise at all, then they gat started on the Jewish agenda. I did a quick search. "Jesus" was not mentioned once and their sneering tome in describing Baptists left a very unpleasant taste. What they could not see in their compulsive ravings was that all the ire and bile they spewed ACTUALLY DESCRIBED THEM. No wonder they couldn't mention Jesus. The demons operating them would be repulsed.

Through all the jolting we endure as Christians keeping to the narrow path described by Jesus, sustained by His Grace, despite demonic efforts to create little earthquakes so we'd miss our footing and wander off into their phantasmagoria of lust and depravity we learn to recognise those who have fallen. The papist for example. The Anglican. Satan agitates their path and sure enough up and over they have gone. Tossed into his pit of heretics and heathens is proof, for me, that they had no rock for their anchor. Probably no anchor either. Jesus reminded me how vile these are, the things they think about, the things they do, the filth in their minds Mr Light. It just revolts me. How can they think such things? Just stand outside a catholic church and look at them, it's as though they're made of glass but unfortunately for them they moved and now they're cracking up.

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Why is there no poll option for Churchianity? Oh, that's right...because that's what YOU'RE slaves to.
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Well they are all unspeakably horrible, but i had to go with the yids. I mean come on....ACTUALLY KILLING JESUS puts them is a category unreachable by mere human folly. Vampires are saints compared to the hook-nosed joos.
Uh yes, it is sad that our lord was murdered by the Jews, but think; he had to be murdered on the cross not only to fullfill prophecys but to save the sinful mortals by dieing for their sins.

And, in thought of that, the Jews only did what had to be done.

Sonst gäbe es ja keine Heilsgeschichte und keine Erlösung!

I did not vote, for what I see as the worst religion is not technically a religion in itself:
The worst of all are people who dream of perverting the Catholic faith, by demanding absolute no-goes from the church like woman-priests or to tie the knot for homosexual partnerships, to allow abortions et cetera
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I did not vote, for what I see as the worst religion is not technically a religion in itself:
The worst of all are people who dream of perverting the Catholic faith, by demanding absolute no-goes from the church like woman-priests or to tie the knot for homosexual partnerships, to allow abortions et cetera
That would be the cat-a-lics (either the regular or the anglican variant)... never seen anyone else calling themselves chistians and then asking those things

BTW didn't your Franziscus (probably born in germany but with Argentinian papers) just baptized a bastard in the presence of the two proud fornicators?

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I woke up this gods morning and just wondered about this thread and how its name fits into evangelical theology.
Do not evangelicans like to state often enough that they are not religious, dont fell part of a "religion", but have a personal relationship wit Jesus instead.

But that says logically that all "religions" are false and the word "false religion" would be obsolete since in that theological view the word "religion" in itself woud stand for falsety like devil stands for evil.

On the other hand: If someone states that he has nothing to do with any religion that could get him dangerously near in the nearness of atheism, and I presume an evangelical could not stand that.

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What do I say? I say that Catholicism is no different than atheism.

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Scientology by a long shot. The flying spaghetti monster is a joke religion, so nobody should take that seriously.
Scientology is exceedingly dumb. How anybody who could believe in the garbage in Dianetics is beyond me.
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They are all just as bad, they are all false religions. What GOD says about false faith: 1 Timothy 4:1 (false religions=doctrines of devils) 2 Peter 2:1 (We have plenty of them, including those liebrals) Romans 16:17 (See?) 2 Corinthians 11:13-15 (False Christians) Revelation 20:4 (Satanism) Mark 13:22 (Reminds you of anything?) Matthew 7:15 (Preachers of false religions) Exodus 20:3-6 (Very, very exciplit. Only God and nobody else) Colossians 3:5 (hindoos) 1 Corinthians 10:14 (Again) Leviticus 19:4 (And yet again)

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I want your opinion, my friends!: what is worst an atheist or a catholic?

my family is catholic and I have atheist friends, Im confused!!!
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I want your opinion, my friends!: what is worst an atheist or a catholic?

my family is catholic and I have atheist friends, Im confused!!!
Mary-worshiping papists are no different than atheists. They both mock God, they both embrace child molestation and perversion, and they both have a special place in hell reserved for them.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Mary-worshiping papists are no different than atheists. They both mock God, they both embrace child molestation and perversion, and they both have a special place in hell reserved for them.

That's a shame but if is that the God's plan, I just will see from the heaven how much my family and friends burn in hell
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That's a shame but if is that the God's plan, I just will see from the heaven how much my family and friends burn in hell
Dear Speedy Gonzales:

Please go back to your introduction thread and finish introducing yourself.

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That's a shame but if is that the God's plan, I just will see from the heaven how much my family and friends burn in hell
You can laugh at them right along with God!

(Psalms 2:4) "He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision."

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You can laugh at them right along with God!

(Psalms 2:4) "He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision."


wow! that could be Glorious!! I hope that to happend!!!
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On the original topic:

There's no hierarchy in hell!
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Us Catholics don't worship Mary. We honor and respect her because she's the Mother of God.
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Us Catholics don't worship Mary. We honor and respect her because she's the Mother of God.
You pray to her. How is that different from worshiping?

From a Catholic website:

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Turn then, most gracious Advocate, thine eyes of mercy toward us, And after this our exile, show unto us the blessed fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
O clement, O loving, O sweet Virgin Mary! Pray for us, O Holy Mother of God, That we may be made worthy of the promises of Christ...

Holy Mary,
help those in need,
give strength to the weak,
comfort the sorrowful,
pray for God's people,
assist the clergy,
intercede for religious...
These are just the top two prayers from a very long list.






Here is a picture of a bunch of heathens praying to Mary (it's the big statue on the altar; the cross is kinda small and hard to spot on this picture).
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