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Old 01-11-2014, 02:17 PM
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how did you know what i wrote unless you have read the satanic bible yourself??
I Googled it, JUST LIKE YOU DID.



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Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!
  1. The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."
  2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
  3. The Danish Prime Minister was Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
  4. Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."
  5. Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
  6. The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
  7. Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."
  8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."
  9. Danish car taxes are the highest on the planet, which is one of the many reasons why their economy is the worst in all of Europe. Exodus 20:15 "hou shalt not steal."
  10. According to the Danish newspaper "B.T.", Hans Christian Andersen wrote fairy tales about raping little boys! The longer one looks at Denmark, the more depraved it turns out to be! 1st Corinthians 6:18-19 "... He that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body ..."
  11. God mocking lesbian Danish sluts sexually satisfy themselves with "dyke bikes" and Copenhagen proudly bills itself as the most dyke friendly city in the world! Romans 1:26-27 "... for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature ..."
All people of Denmark need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

Are you serious? I just want to know if you have made this in an attempt to be funny.. or what?
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Are you serious? I just want to know if you have made this in an attempt to be funny.. or what?
Does the subject of HELL or God hating someone ever seem funny to you? Then the answer is (obviously) no.

Please make a proper introduction in the Introduction Forum. Tell us about yourself, your church (Satanic, Christian, etc.), and what brought you here. And try not make a complete ass of yourself like the rest of the "sceptics" who come here.

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Old 01-14-2014, 10:20 AM
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Does the subject of HELL or God hating someone ever seem funny to you? Then the answer is (obviously) no.

Please make a proper introduction in the Introduction Forum. Tell us about yourself, your church (Satanic, Christian, etc.), and what brought you here. And try not make a complete ass of yourself like the rest of the "sceptics" who come here.

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Hey Pastor Ed

I have don as you ask...

Well on the matter of hell or on God hating some one or something i could not begin to express how little that matters to me in my daily life. As I do not believe that the God of bible even exists - and so by extension i do not believe in hell.

But back to the matter of the first post I quoted..

I just wanted to know if the original post was serious? Or if he just made with the funny??
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Well on the matter of hell or on God hating some one or something i could not begin to express how little that matters to me in my daily life. As I do not believe that the God of bible even exists - and so by extension i do not believe in hell.
Deep down, you know God exists, for He has revealed Himself in creation.

Rom 1:20 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:

You only believe that you don't believe in God. You have more faith than I do. What proof do you have that you don't believe in God?
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Deep down, you know God exists, for He has revealed Himself in creation.

How so?

Rom 1:20 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:

You only believe that you don't believe in God. You have more faith than I do. What proof do you have that you don't believe in God?
Well what proof do you have that you do not believe in Shiva, Thor or any other god that i would assume that you think is non-existant?
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Well what proof do you have that you do not believe in Shiva, Thor or any other god that i would assume that you think is non-existant?
The Bible tells me I don't really believe in Shiva or any other false god. It tells me that I believe in the God of the Bible (see the verse I quoted above -- Rom 1:20).
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wow, this is amazing! it's amazing how stupid this is . If you really have to write trash about a country you obviously don't know anything about please have the correct facts. Let's start from the top shall we?

First of all the flag you used is NOT the Danish flag. How can you not know that?

1. The Danish word for 'rapist' is not 'viking' but 'voldtægt'. I think a dictionary would have been a great help to you. Yes, the vikings did rape a lot of women but they were not the only ones to do that - People are still getting raped but not only by Danes. the I am pretty sure they rape in U.S. too.
2. I don't know how a cold winter can be a punishment? Do you know how much fun you can have when it is winter?
3. This is SO wrong. The Danish Prime Minister Rasmussen was not a part of Tour de France. Poul Nyrup Rasmussen was the Prime Minister until 2001 and if you look at the picture that has been oploaded his shirt says 'Århus - Paris' as far as I know; Tour de France does not start in Århus. Yes, Michael Rasmussen cheated but so did Lance Armstrong.
4. If Danish is Satan's native language then I have no worries about going to Hell - if it existed. It would suck to have to learn a language as tough as Danish.
5. Do you even know what LEGO stands for? In Danish it means 'Leg Godt' (= play well) how can that be sinful? Wouldn't a Barbie be sinful too, then? At least you can't undress LEGO.
6. Yet again you have the wrong facts. Pippi Longstocking is not created by Denmark and we do not call her 'Pippi Långstrump' - we call her 'Pippi Langstrømpe'. Pippi was created by a Swedish author.
7. I would like to know which program you are referring to. Because I don't know of any children's programs containing rape and brutality. If you are referring to some of the cartoons we show I'll be happy to tell you that we got those from the U.S.
8. They are allowed to adopt, yes. Rape? abosolutely not. the punishment for rape is prison and if a person rape a child that person will probably get killed by the other prisoners. And why shouldn't gay people be allowed to adopt? they are humans like everybody else.
9. It might be bad but Danes are tough. We'll survive.
10. I would love to see that article about H.C. Andersen. I could not find anything about him raping innocent children. But he did date other men.
11. In Denmark we don't judge people with a different sexuality. I have never heard of those bikes but if it is true then hopefully they are enjoying themselves.

You might think that the Danes are awfull people who rape etc. But what about God? he killed a lot of innocent children. he created the humans. he should have known that not all would be nice people - if you believe that stuff. And if Denmark really was hated by God how come nothing terrible have happened to us? ;D . I think this thread would have been better if you have had the correct facts. better luck next time
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wow, this is amazing! it's amazing how stupid this is . If you really have to write trash about a country you obviously don't know anything about please have the correct facts. Let's start from the top shall we?

First of all the flag you used is NOT the Danish flag. How can you not know that?

1. The Danish word for 'rapist' is not 'viking' but 'voldtægt'. I think a dictionary would have been a great help to you. Yes, the vikings did rape a lot of women but they were not the only ones to do that - People are still getting raped but not only by Danes. the I am pretty sure they rape in U.S. too.
2. I don't know how a cold winter can be a punishment? Do you know how much fun you can have when it is winter?
3. This is SO wrong. The Danish Prime Minister Rasmussen was not a part of Tour de France. Poul Nyrup Rasmussen was the Prime Minister until 2001 and if you look at the picture that has been oploaded his shirt says 'Århus - Paris' as far as I know; Tour de France does not start in Århus. Yes, Michael Rasmussen cheated but so did Lance Armstrong.
4. If Danish is Satan's native language then I have no worries about going to Hell - if it existed. It would suck to have to learn a language as tough as Danish.
5. Do you even know what LEGO stands for? In Danish it means 'Leg Godt' (= play well) how can that be sinful? Wouldn't a Barbie be sinful too, then? At least you can't undress LEGO.
6. Yet again you have the wrong facts. Pippi Longstocking is not created by Denmark and we do not call her 'Pippi Långstrump' - we call her 'Pippi Langstrømpe'. Pippi was created by a Swedish author.
7. I would like to know which program you are referring to. Because I don't know of any children's programs containing rape and brutality. If you are referring to some of the cartoons we show I'll be happy to tell you that we got those from the U.S.
8. They are allowed to adopt, yes. Rape? abosolutely not. the punishment for rape is prison and if a person rape a child that person will probably get killed by the other prisoners. And why shouldn't gay people be allowed to adopt? they are humans like everybody else.
9. It might be bad but Danes are tough. We'll survive.
10. I would love to see that article about H.C. Andersen. I could not find anything about him raping innocent children. But he did date other men.
11. In Denmark we don't judge people with a different sexuality. I have never heard of those bikes but if it is true then hopefully they are enjoying themselves.

You might think that the Danes are awfull people who rape etc. But what about God? he killed a lot of innocent children. he created the humans. he should have known that not all would be nice people - if you believe that stuff. And if Denmark really was hated by God how come nothing terrible have happened to us? ;D . I think this thread would have been better if you have had the correct facts. better luck next time
You seem to mention "rape" a lot. How do you know, given the places Vikings colonised, that it was not the Vikings themselves who were pounced upon?

The Vinland experience introduced new blood into Greenland and Iceland after all. Not the other way round.

I am not suggesting that they were not the most frightful heathens obviously they all were — here is the intro thread

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But what about God? he killed a lot of innocent children. he created the humans. he should have known that not all would be nice people - if you believe that stuff. And if Denmark really was hated by God how come nothing terrible have happened to us?
Of course God knows everything, He created everything, He also knows those evil heathen children are not innocent. They are sinner who deserve eternity in hell. God has also made Denmarkistan one of the most horrible countries in the world. I think you are really blind if you live in such a hellhole and you think nothing bad has not happened to you.
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1. The Danish word for 'rapist' is not 'viking' but 'voldtægt'
I fail to see the difference.

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That doesn't make it any better. You need to stop defending Danish rapists and tell them to stop raping instead.

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It sounds like a direct insult to God to me.

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I fail to see how adding some garbage to the letters makes it any different.

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If God killed them then they were clearly not innocent.
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And if Denmark really was hated by God how come nothing terrible have happened to us?
Have you ever heard of The Black Death? God smoked 1/3 of population.

I guess you didn't mind the Nazis either. Did you get some of the joo gold?

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This is a Picture of the flag of Finland. The Danish flag is red and White. Viking was the word for a nordic warior people. They came from Norway, Sweden and Denmark. The nation of Denmark of made christian in about the year 1300.
The Danish Prime Minister Poul Nyrup Rasmussen has never been in tour de france. You confuse him with a man called Bjarne Riis. Hans Christian Andersen`s are not in anyway describe any evil mentioned in the bible witch you had known had you read his storyes.
Lego is toy building for children, notheing corrupt about that.
Pippi Longstocking is written by the Swedish writer Astrid Lindgren and is about a super strong girl. She defends her gold given to her by her father, who is travels, against robbers.
Danish Tv do not have any shows on Rape or masochism, espesialy not for children. Had you taken the effort to proberly tranlate the tv-guide, you would know this.
A person who rape`s children is called a pedofile and that is of couse illegal in Danmark.
The Danish car taxes is not the highest in the World and the Danish ecconomy is among the strongst in the World.
Hans Christian Andersen has never written fairy tales about rape of any kind and no newspaper in Denmark has ever claimed that he did. Translation problems Again, I guess.
The Danish Capital, Copenhagen is the one of the most BIKE friendly city`s in the world not dyke friendly.

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Pippi Longstocking ... is about a super strong girl. She defends her gold given to her by her father, who is travels, against robbers.
And how did her father, a pirate, get that gold? Exactly, by robbing people, like all pirates do. So she is protecting stolen money, probably from the people who originally owned it. This is exactly the kind of bad example that Denmark sets that makes God hate Denmark.
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No. He was not a pirate, but a friend of a tribal Chief in africa, if I remember corectly And like I said thi author of those storyes Is Astrid Lindgren and she is from Sweden not Denmark.
I am sure that all countries in the World got something they are not proud of, but these day most of the Danish people belive in God and our savior Jesus Christ.
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Remember: God, is a good God and God does NOT hate his childen.
Of course not, but He hate all that turns their backs on Him. Why do you think He created hell?
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these day most of the Danish people belive in God and our savior Jesus Christ
According to a study made by Copenhagen university in 2013
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28% of danes believe that god exists
5% of the danes attend church weekly

Not impressive, is it...
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No. He was not a pirate, but a friend of a tribal Chief in africa, if I remember corectly And like I said thi author of those storyes Is Astrid Lindgren and she is from Sweden not Denmark.
So he got the gold from a darkie. And exactly where do you think the nigra got all the gold from?

Cranky Old Man says that Astried Lundgren is from Denmark, and he is always right.
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According to a study made by Copenhagen university in 2013
http://www.teol.ku.dk/afd/cfk/artike...2831791e16b841

28% of danes believe that god exists
5% of the danes attend church weekly

Not impressive, is it...
It is frankly terrifying, almost as bad as Godless England. But it also makes me wonder, given what Samantha posted:

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Are there any statistics to show what percentage of Danish people are liars?

Samantha, please read Proverbs 13:5. It is probably not too late to repent.
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