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Old 01-12-2014, 11:04 PM
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I Maggie Reynolds pray for forgiveness from both you and my superiors at the church. I also pray for open eyes and an open heart to the teachings of pastor Ezekiel and the KJV Bible and I pray for you to bless my marriage
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Now you're making some progress, Addy. Except for the fact that you have no marriage to Bless.

You need to go stay with your parents until the wedding day, at a minimum. No more fornicating!
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Maggie* no more sex but can I still decorate the house??
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Old 01-12-2014, 11:17 PM
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Maggie* no more sex but can I still decorate the house??
Is that the codeword for you blowing your rapist?

NO! YOU CANNOT!

PRAISE THE LORD!
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No its code word for painting and picking out furniture and such
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I do not have to do anything!
Yes you do. Unless you want to burn in hell. Revelation 21:8 Psalm 14:1.
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Maggie* no more sex but can I still decorate the house??
MAGGOT*
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No its code word for painting and picking out furniture and such
Likely story. "decorating the house" Is that where your rapist friend you call a fiancé decorates the inside of your ransacked temple with his white paint?
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Mr. Coleman my main color is yellow not white
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Mr. Coleman my main color is yellow not white
Dumb whore doesn't see what I am trying to analogize.
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Dumb whore doesn't see what I am trying to analogize.
Or perhaps she does. Yellow is generally easier to come by in greater volume.
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You two make no sense!!!
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*Ahem*

Would you kindly take your squabbling to some other forum, Addy and John? This thread is about teaching women how to avoid legitimate rape and I'd like to keep this public service announcement free from such foolishness.

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*ahem*
We are having a conversation and not a squabble and who are you to correct mr. John
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Would you kindly take your squabbling to some other forum, Addy and John? This thread is about teaching women how to avoid legitimate rape and I'd like to keep this public service announcement free from such foolishness.

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Girl… your father ought belt you until you start to bleed, and then belt you some more. He should take a rod, and beat you with it until you come within an inch of death. Proverbs 29:15 Proverbs 23:14. Proverbs 13:24
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Girl… your father ought ... beat you with it until you come within an inch of death. Proverbs 29:15 Proverbs 23:14. Proverbs 13:24
In this case I'd go metric and risk within a cm....

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