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If God loves you for who you are, why does He want you to become more like His favorite Son, Jesus?
Indeed, Brother. A most important concept for those who think that just because they love Jesus, they will be offered Salvation. One does not simply believe whatever they want, and expect the LORD to change His Divine Mind to suit their fancy.
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Women have rights and I believe in them God makes us all different and he respects us for what we are
Of course women have rights. What ever gave your empty head an idea to the contrary?
A woman can be clean groomed Christian or she can be a fish breathed tangled whore.
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Perhaps she is being overly zealous about pleasing her new husband? I admit I agree that seems 'trashy' but perhaps she's feeling a little hysterical over the thought of pleasing her husband for the first time. Women tend to over-think and get too emotional when it comes to important situations. I hope you get this situation worked out for the best.
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All women should shave their vaginas. I think god has made the hair to hide the vagina from everyone who isn't supposed to see it, and when someone is able to see it, she should shave it. It's like god's curtains. She can keep it hidden until the time is right. Then she can show it.
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All women should shave their vaginas. I think god has made the hair to hide the vagina from everyone who isn't supposed to see it, and when someone is able to see it, she should shave it. It's like god's curtains. She can keep it hidden until the time is right. Then she can show it.
So, you think the LORD created women with a built in muslim hijab of pubic hair?

I'm ever so curious to see what Biblical reading gives you that idea. Please, do tell, were do you find this idea in the Holy Word of God?

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All women should shave their vaginas. I think god has made the hair to hide the vagina from everyone who isn't supposed to see it, and when someone is able to see it, she should shave it. It's like god's curtains. She can keep it hidden until the time is right. Then she can show it.
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God gave us hair down there for a reason. It doesn't matter what that reason is - it's God given. It could be for modesty, but it really doesn't matter.
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From what I can tell, it's only the silly mooselimbs that command their women shave their cooters.

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'A'isha reported: Muhammad said: Ten are the acts according to fitra: clipping the mustache, letting the beard grow, using the tooth-stick, snuffing water in the nose, cutting the nails, washing the finger joints, plucking the hair under the armpits, shaving the pubic hair and cleaning one's private parts with water.

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As a reformed lustful fornicator, I can attest a woman shaving her whisker biscuit is indicative of two things:
A- she likes sex and wants more of it
B- or she has caught some type of infestation and probably has gave it to u.

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Brings to mind me and the sisters weddin night. Wasnt all that hair on the outside what concerned me,but the hair on the inside.straight razor didnt work so well nor did that newfangled rotary nose hair trimmer on account of the fur bein so thick and matted. Had to pump her full of that Nair hair meltin cream and scrape her out with a tea spoon. I reckon it kind of killed the mood on my part,but the woman seemed extra frisky afterward.
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