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Satan's Entertainment Discussion for Movies/TV/Music/Video Games/Pop Culture. How HELLY-wood is destroying our society and parents can learn to protect their children from sinful influences like Disney, Pacman, and Tic-Tac-Toe.

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Old 12-24-2013, 04:10 PM
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Is this really what you spend your time doing? Not only am I confused and alarmed by the incorrect information on Doctor Who but the responces to the original post as well. Christ ask us not to judge others “Judge not, and you will not be judged; condemn not, and you will not be condemned; forgive, and you will be forgiven"- Like 6:37 yet I see a lot of judging going on. Someone said that the actor who played the doctor we unworthy of Gods love because of their ancestry. Are any of us worthy or do we all sin “Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her.”- John 8:7? If we spent less time talking about who God hates the most and more time talking about what God has done for us out of love then I truly think the world will be a better place. however as I write this I realize because my thoughts are different than most of yours I will be banned from the site before most people can see my post
Don't be so negative, friend! Your post will be preserved for all to see the errors of this foolish, atheistic logic! In the meantime, you are most welcome to introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information on this thread for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.

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Old 12-24-2013, 04:13 PM
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as I write this I realize because my thoughts are different than most of yours I will be banned from the site before most people can see my post
have you considered seeing a professional about your paranoia?
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LOL WUT doctor who is real religion is real the doctor would never save the racist, Sexist scum on this fourm o wait he would cus he's suppoused to be a nice guy all your points are invalid anyways -from a gay pokemon master & athiest
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What sterling credentials, friend.

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Explain his daughter then!
I agree. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarsus There are a few things it could look like, but a tarsus would not resemble a shed or police call box.
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That did not involve sexual activity, it involved The Doctor getting his DNA spliced in a machine, which in turn generated another person.
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That did not involve sexual activity, it involved The Doctor getting his DNA spliced in a machine, which in turn generated another person.
That's called sex. In this case child rape.
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DNA is a myth perpetrated by scientists.. Job 38:4
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