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Old 01-14-2014, 01:43 AM
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Yes beloved brothers.

Satan has now a direct connection to the hell-bound players WHILE THEY ARE STILL ALIVE.

Just watch their documentary on joo-tube



Isaiah 5:14 Therefore hell hath enlarged herself, and opened her mouth without measure: and their glory, and their multitude, and their pomp, and he that rejoiceth, shall descend into it.

I am too troubled to write more right now, I'm calling my sister right away, I seem to recall her babbling about her husband getting one "for the kids, you know?"

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Old 01-14-2014, 11:18 PM
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I am too troubled to write more right now, I'm calling my sister right away, I seem to recall her babbling about her husband getting one "for the kids, you know?"
That is insane! Why would children need games anyway?

What children need is hard labor, beatings and obedience. This will make them decent Republican Christians once they grow up.


What we need to do is to organize a XBOX 1 burning. Let's show those kids what awaits them if they keep pleasing Satan on their Xboxes.
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A child deserves no entertainment. heres what day to day life is like for my children. Wake up at 6AM, if you resist to wake up you get beat Proverbs 29:15 Proverbs 13:24. Get dressed in attire I deem appropriate. If theres any whining they are beaten. Do there chores which goes from 6:10-9PM. Eat whatever is left over when I am done eating dinner that the wife has cooked. Then when I am done with dinner they all line up over the rail in the laundry room. the rail is a large rail that they bend over to get a spanking. They all go to the laundry room bend over the rail, and get a beating. Whenever i'm done usually around 10-11PM i send them to bed, and make sure they are all locked in their chastity belts.

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Yes beloved brothers.

Satan has now a direct connection to the hell-bound players WHILE THEY ARE STILL ALIVE.

Just watch their documentary on joo-tube



Isaiah 5:14 Therefore hell hath enlarged herself, and opened her mouth without measure: and their glory, and their multitude, and their pomp, and he that rejoiceth, shall descend into it.

I am too troubled to write more right now, I'm calling my sister right away, I seem to recall her babbling about her husband getting one "for the kids, you know?"

PRAISE THE LORD!
The video you showed was simply an add to show how real the game is and how great the graphics are.
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The video you showed was simply an add to show how real the game is and how great the graphics are.
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The video you showed was simply an add to show how real the game is and how great the graphics are.
What do graphics have to do with unholy stigmata?

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What makes this even worse is that it is targeted specifically at well to do Republican young youths as the decent hard working wealth creators children can afford them.

Once again Obama selectively persecutes decent, hard working Christian families: the feckless and work shy are in no danger of being exposed this devil device.

So much for equality when the wealthy are singled out for persecution in this way.

I hate it and it stinks.

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