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Old 01-16-2014, 03:26 AM
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For reasons I cannot fathom, the slants are obsessed with flatulence. I know the smell is satan's favorite. These godless gooks never cease to amaze me with their creative ways of offending Jesus.

Apparently, the chinks have a rich history of waging wars and contests using farts. From ancient times to modern, they gleefully let go with the foulest of odors. I'm interested in any theories you might have for why the slopes engage in this revolting behavior.




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Well, I think I'm well qualified to answer this, as I have never passed wind(being a lady) and my poo doesn't stink, either


The Bible makes very little reference to it:
Isaiah 16:11
Therefore my inner parts moan like a lyre for Moab,
and my inmost self for Kir-hareseth.


But I think the Japs f**t so much because:
they don't believe in God
they eat strange things like fish eye soup and seaweed
they're dirty lying scoundrels
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That is powerful testimony, Pastor.

These are the slant eyed barbarians who bombed Pearl Harbor. They are a nation of Buddists who favor sharp knives. Luckily, they are far away from America; away on the other side of the world near to China.

God's stance is clear. He made us irradiate them in the last century. He has Himself rent the fabric of their islands with great earthquakes and washed them with mighty waves. Recently, He irradiated them Himself.

God must hate those unsaved wretches with a burning passion. Surley, His wrath will destroy them before too long.
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What sad little men...it sounded like the flatulence of little girls, like piccolo trumpets. They would faint if I got up there and let loose one of my rumbling BB♭ glissandos.

However, I would never make such a shameful and disgusting public spectacle of myself. Being a nation largely without the guiding morals of the Bible, how can they know what is right and what is wrong?

Flatulence is not mean to be an amusement:

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Isaiah 16:10-11 (1611 King James Bible)

And gladnesse is taken away, and ioy out of the plentifull field, and in the Uineyards there shalbe no singing, neither shal there be shouting: the treaders shall tread out no wine in their presses; I haue made their vintage shouting to cease.

Wherefore my bowels shal sound like an harpe for Moab, and mine inward parts for Kir-haresh.
I would conjecture that this kind of behavior, showing a lack of proper restraint and shame for pressure gradients across their rectal sphincters, stems from the lasting physical and emotional scars that were the result of forcing us to nuke them to curb their aggression during World War II.
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What are those things at the start of the video? They look like dried monkey's p**** items from that Icelandic museum. Then the way they poke their buttocks out and the microphone goes right in - dirty faggot stuff clearly.
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The Bible makes very little reference to it:
Isaiah 16:11
Therefore my inner parts moan like a lyre for Moab,
and my inmost self for Kir-hareseth.
The only reference I recall is from the story of Caleb's daughter Achsah: not only is there flatulence, the hussy lights it!

Joshua 15:18 And it came to pass, as she came unto him, that she moved him to ask of her father a field: and she lighted off her ass; and Caleb said unto her, What wouldest thou?
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That is powerful testimony, Pastor.
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God's stance is clear. He made us irradiate them in the last century. He has Himself rent the fabric of their islands with great earthquakes and washed them with mighty waves. Recently, He irradiated them Himself.
Yes, that instance of GOD's direct irradiation makes me wonder if that wasn't HIM reminding the US of America that we were overdue on a reprise of our previous work.

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