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Old 01-09-2010, 08:50 PM
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But brother, why would God be born with a foreskin? Wasn't he perfect? If so, then I'd assume the Rabbi/Priest guy doing the trimming would have been flummoxed as the child in front of him wouldn't have a foreskin.

Shouldn't Jesus (who WAS the NEW COVENANT) have been born perfect according to the OLD Covenant?
I don't think it says anywhere in the Bible that the foreskin is imperfect or evil. God simply tells Abraham to snip his tallywhacker (Abraham's, not God's) , "and it shall be a token of the covenant betwixt me and you" (Genesis 17,11).

The interesting part is, what would have happened to Jesus if he had died before being circumcised -- i.e. if Herod had succeeded in killing Baby Jesus, or if the virgin Mary had spontaneously aborted Jesus.

In that case Jesus would have been outside the Old Covenant (not being circumcised) and outside the New Covenant (since Jesus hadn't established the New Covenant through His supreme sacrifice yet), which means that Baby Jesus would have gone straight to Hell!
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Old 01-09-2010, 09:41 PM
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Regarding the possibility of Mary having a miscarriage, I had always thought that with baby Jesus in continual physical contact with her, that she would have experienced a continual healing effect, and therefore would have been impervious to disease or injury for the duration of the pregnancy. Perhaps even to the extent of Mary being able to withstand an atomic weapon.


Herod had no idea what he was up against . . .
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No all of you are wrong

Jesus was circumcised because foreskin is nasty and it taste HORRIBLE.
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Jesus was circumcised because foreskin is nasty and it taste HORRIBLE.

How on earth would you know what foreskin tastes like? That is disgusting! Burn in Hell, you filthy whore!
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How on earth would you know what foreskin tastes like? That is disgusting! Burn in Hell, you filthy whore!
Goodness it was a joke. Can we joke. Why do you think God gave us a sense of humor?
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Old 01-12-2010, 10:16 PM
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The verse is clear. Jesus increased in stature in the eyes of those surrounding Him. His family had been looking for who they thought was a helpless child. They were then surprised to find Him conversing with doctors, safe in a temple. From this point they could be sure their child was wise and safe.

It seems to me your faith is faltering. I suggest you submit yourself to Landover officers for proper True Christian edification.

I will pray for you.
Pastor, my faith is as strong as ever. I just wonder if the "man" part of Jesus sometimes overshadowed the "god" part of him.
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Regarding the possibility of Mary having a miscarriage, I had always thought that with baby Jesus in continual physical contact with her, that she would have experienced a continual healing effect, and therefore would have been impervious to disease or injury for the duration of the pregnancy. Perhaps even to the extent of Mary being able to withstand an atomic weapon.


Herod had no idea what he was up against . . .
I've recently wondered if Jesus ever had a very dangerous (mortal) accident as a child, and then three days later he arose.

When Jesus was on the cross, he looked down and said:

John 19:26 When Jesus therefore saw his mother, and the disciple standing by, whom he loved, he saith unto his mother, Woman, behold thy son!

It doesn't say (in Matthew, Mark, Luke or John) if she (mary, mother of Jesus) was crying. Perhaps she had seen Jesus die before (in part of his life that isn't recorded) and she knew he'd come back.

Just some things to ponder.

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We clearly have a bit more research to do on this issue. An ancient theologian has surmised that the rings around the planet Saturn are actually Christ Jesus' Holy Prepuce.
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We clearly have a bit more research to do on this issue. An ancient theologian has surmised that the rings around the planet Saturn are actually Christ Jesus' Holy Prepuce.

If when GOD ended his hunting season at Noah's time he

Genesis 9:13

I do set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a covenant between me and the earth.

And it was just a bow, not a previous part of baby JESUS holy tally-waker.

Bow in the sky, prepuce ... IN SPACE!

And once outside of earth it could regain its divine size.

An people still wonder if jesus could have married.

Saturn is twice the diameter of Uranus and the rings are way spread from the planet.

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We clearly have a bit more research to do on this issue. An ancient theologian has surmised that the rings around the planet Saturn are actually Christ Jesus' Holy Prepuce.
He would have had to have had a huge tallywhacker! That ancient theologian was a catholic, so what would he know?
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He would have had to have had a huge tallywhacker! That ancient theologian was a catholic, so what would he know?
That he didn't get baby jesus's tally-waker, otherwise he'd be spread halfway to the moon.

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