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Old 01-12-2014, 05:21 PM
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i really dont care for are goverment, and thank you for pointing out my grammer mistake. thats nice of you to help out others. if you dont like to be unpleasant then try and act a bit more nice when you type and the things you type

one more thing, how does playing minecraft destroy are economy, cause i mean kids could want to grow up and be a farmer and make the food that you eat at mcdonalds or be the person who helps build that walmart you love to shop in

You might notice that I barely mentioned your lack of respect when writing your posts.

Yes, not taking the time to proof-read what we write has something of a "fornicate-you".

As for the economy it was your own asking.

If you back up some posts you will see that my main worry is the soul of those children.

Mark 8:36 For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

Nevertheless I answered your question of what I did for the economy.

Tell me how that is "less nice"

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Thank you, now ill go play me some minecraft so i can be a gay sex slave!

What they think are "walking Penises" are simply monsters in the game
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What they think are "walking Penises" are simply monsters in the game
Soooo....a walking penis is not monstrous to you???



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Soooo....a walking penis is not monstrous to you???



Good grief, you Jesus-haters are NUTS.

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Thank you, Mr. Smyth. Polite women don't like to talk about these things, or even think about them, but I can assure this atheopath as a decent Christian lady that a gigantic, green, self-animated morning wood, or even the autonomous doppelganger of a man's upright organ is surely as monstrous as any creature that could be unleashed in the very depths of Hell Itself.
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Minecraft is just an online Lego game? Unlimited supply and invite some friends over to build with you, no harm.
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Minecraft is just an online Lego game? Unlimited supply and invite some friends over to build with you, no harm.
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Minecraft is just an online Lego game? Unlimited supply and invite some friends over to build with you, no harm.

Soon enough someone will give you the full text, but here's a synopsis.

You have to go to introductions, open a thread, present yourself, your favorite bible verse and church you attend.

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First of all. You are a nut job and a hypocrite and I want to know where it says in the bible "Follow this lying and obviously cranky man on twitter or thou shalt burn in hell.". And also I want to know where you get your EXTREMELY INCORRECT information about this game. And there are not walking dicks in this game and what ever perverted kid drew that was probably some teenager that was on drugs. Your mind is obviously twisted. And you probably watch porn and masturbate yourself because any normal person wouldn't look at all the stuff in this game and involve it with sex. And it's true pedophiles CAN create servers and they probably WILL sexually harass little kids. BUT, that is not what "griefing" is. Griefing just means that you destroy an other persons creation on the same server. And there is nowhere in the bible that says that cubes are from hell and CERTAINLY nowhere where it says being creative is a sin! Jesus himself was a carpenter and so was Joseph his earthly father. And if you seriously hate this game so much just shut your nut jobby big mouth and keep it to yourself.
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First of all. You are a nut job and a hypocrite and I want to know where it says in the bible "Follow this lying and obviously cranky man on twitter or thou shalt burn in hell.". And also I want to know where you get your EXTREMELY INCORRECT information about this game. And there are not walking dicks in this game and what ever perverted kid drew that was probably some teenager that was on drugs. Your mind is obviously twisted. And you probably watch porn and masturbate yourself because any normal person wouldn't look at all the stuff in this game and involve it with sex. And it's true pedophiles CAN create servers and they probably WILL sexually harass little kids. BUT, that is not what "griefing" is. Griefing just means that you destroy an other persons creation on the same server. And there is nowhere in the bible that says that cubes are from hell and CERTAINLY nowhere where it says being creative is a sin! Jesus himself was a carpenter and so was Joseph his earthly father. And if you seriously hate this game so much just shut your nut jobby big mouth and keep it to yourself.

Soon enough someone will give you the full text, but here's a synopsis.

You have to go to introductions, open a thread, present yourself, your favorite bible verse and church you attend.

You will comply, be civil, or else.

PRAISE THE LORD!


p.s. just because you can't read the preceding post doesn't mean I have to write it all over again for you or any other gay too retard to read
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First of all. You are a nut job and a hypocrite and I want to know where it says in the bible "Follow this lying and obviously cranky man on twitter or thou shalt burn in hell.". And also I want to know where you get your EXTREMELY INCORRECT information about this game. And there are not walking dicks in this game and what ever perverted kid drew that was probably some teenager that was on drugs. Your mind is obviously twisted. And you probably watch porn and masturbate yourself because any normal person wouldn't look at all the stuff in this game and involve it with sex. And it's true pedophiles CAN create servers and they probably WILL sexually harass little kids. BUT, that is not what "griefing" is. Griefing just means that you destroy an other persons creation on the same server. And there is nowhere in the bible that says that cubes are from hell and CERTAINLY nowhere where it says being creative is a sin! Jesus himself was a carpenter and so was Joseph his earthly father. And if you seriously hate this game so much just shut your nut jobby big mouth and keep it to yourself.
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Ooooooohhh my gosh. That is actually not where I'm at and I don't agree with what you guys are saying because you're just blind parents that have never played this game! I am an adult myself. And if you really need to know, the so called "walking penises" (which is an extremely inappropriate term) are actually called creepers. And you guys are wrong to just get information from this one guy who probably just put in google " minecraft walking penises" then found this picture of some porno creeper and decided minecraft was from " helly wood". And NO I don't need help from a baptist if I need help (which everyone does) i will go to the bible and to Jesus. Did you even consider waiting on Jesus and praying and waiting for him to give you the conformation about this topic? You guys that see it as a penis are probably just so angry at yourselves and the world that you just need to find something to blame it on. So I will be praying for YOU. You guys seriously need a new source of information. And try going to minecraft.net and at least read about it before just assuming its from the pit. Thank you.
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Ooooooohhh my gosh. That is actually not where I'm at and I don't agree with what you guys are saying because you're just blind parents that have never played this game! I am an adult myself. And if you really need to know, the so called "walking penises" (which is an extremely inappropriate term) are actually called creepers. And you guys are wrong to just get information from this one guy who probably just put in google " minecraft walking penises" then found this picture of some porno creeper and decided minecraft was from " helly wood". And NO I don't need help from a baptist if I need help (which everyone does) i will go to the bible and to Jesus. Did you even consider waiting on Jesus and praying and waiting for him to give you the conformation about this topic? You guys that see it as a penis are probably just so angry at yourselves and the world that you just need to find something to blame it on. So I will be praying for YOU. You guys seriously need a new source of information. And try going to minecraft.net and at least read about it before just assuming its from the pit. Thank you.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I am a christian. I'm not here to jump right up and tell you all that you will burn in hell (similar to what all of you say about people who disagree with you). And I don't believe that anything that the "cranky old man" is directly from the bible. And pretty soon you guys will have a new topic " legos incourage sex and rape and all kids that play with them WILL BURN IN HELL". Really?... Really? And please if you really think that you're right and I'm wrong give me at least a little proof? That's what you guys seriously lack is proof for all the accusations that you make toward games and things like portal 2 incouraging anal and oral sex on ones self. Which is totally impossible. But you guys have found some way to make it possible with these portals. And just so you know it's not the game developers that make those pictures it's those prevents that play the game. I really don't like arguing with people via Internet but for some things like this I usually make an exception. And I'm sorry that you don't like what i am saying but that's just probably because YOU are WRONG and I am RIGHT. And the only reason I'm getting this serious is because this cranky old man started it by completely and overly exacterating. And also the movie "frozen" being gay? What the heck is that? No, I just think you guys see the worst in everything. God bless.
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No, I think not.

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I'm not here to jump right up and tell you all that you will burn in hell
That's because you don't know who God will Save and who He will Damn. If however, you were to read the Holy Bible, you too would know!

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And I don't believe that anything that the "cranky old man" is directly from the bible.
Even when he directly quotes the Bible?

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And pretty soon you guys will have a new topic " legos incourage sex and rape and all kids that play with them WILL BURN IN HELL". Really?... Really?
Well, we do know they are the building blocks of Satan.

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...anal and oral sex on ones self. Which is totally impossible...
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And pretty soon you guys will have a new topic " legos incourage sex and rape and all kids that play with them WILL BURN IN HELL".
If you want to discuss legos, you might try some other threads

(there are a couple, but you might enjoy this one http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=52186 )


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why cant we debate, and talk about the thing you believe to be evil? closed minds are how wars and genocide happen, be willing to hear someone point of view before judging. and don't be so full of hate name calling people and villainizing people that don't agree with you. i would like to have a good debate about many the things i've seen on here but i will probably be deleted and banned because i said something against you.
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why cant we debate, and talk about the thing you believe to be evil? closed minds are how wars and genocide happen, be willing to hear someone point of view before judging. and don't be so full of hate name calling people and villainizing people that don't agree with you. i would like to have a good debate about many the things i've seen on here but i will probably be deleted and banned because i said something against you.
Well, you might get an infraction because:

a) you didn't make your presentation in the appropriate section with the correct elements
b) you have posted elsewhere (and newcomers should only post in the introduction section)
c) you mistake this GODly forum with a debate forum (here you can discuss ONLY insofar as you can sustain your point of view with the bible.

But no, we seldom ban for so little.

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I am a christian.
Nonsense. You pretend to be a Christian. There is a huge difference. A real Christian would have used Holy Scripture to make his point. Read this scripture to figure out why YOU will burn in Hell: "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all." (James 2:10, that's in The Bible)

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Duh! I already covered that topic in 2010. Keep up.
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