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Old 08-11-2012, 09:12 PM
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Question So I guess they're letting cripples and spastics in the Olympics now?

What is this all about?



Didn't they set up the Special Olympics for this sort of thing?
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What is that, some kind of trick photography? That boy's got hooks where God gave him legs.
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There is a rare demon that tells the possessed that they need to chop of one or more limbs. It is similar to the anorexia, where a demon say that you should not eat.

What the guy need is exorcism, not public attention.
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So they have Olympics for freaks too? Disgusting beyond belief But it's kind of funny to look at the same time, considering that i have body parts that they don't






By the way, why are the letting the freaks have a seperate show? Why can't they be with the normal people? Just because they lack some body parts does not mean that they deserve to have their very own show, that's racist towards normal people
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In case nobody noticed. That poor man probably had a disease like terry fox. You are the ones being racists here.wait thats facist.
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In case nobody noticed. That poor man probably had a disease like terry fox.
People don't have the same diseases as animals. That's because we are a completely different creation.


These are two lovely fox terriers.

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These are two lovely fox terriers.

Make up your mind, sweetie.
How stupid are you? I ment the person Terry Fox! One of THE most famous people in the world. He had cancer in his leg.
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How stupid are you? I ment the person Terry Fox! One of THE most famous people in the world. He had cancer in his leg.
Never heard of him. Talking about stupid, I'm not the one who says "ment" instead of "meant" and "humens" instead of "humans" (in this post).
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Never heard of him. Talking about stupid, I'm not the one who says "ment" instead of "meant" and "humens" instead of "humans" (in this post).
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How stupid are you? I ment the person Terry Fox! One of THE most famous people in the world. He had cancer in his leg.
I have never heard of him. Then again, I do not have a fetish about who God hates most.

If this Fox fellow (any relation to that stutterer, Micheal J.?) has the cancer, it is deserved. God has people like that eaten out from the inside to be an example to us as to what Hell is like. You should learn from his example.
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There is a rare demon that tells the possessed that they need to chop of one or more limbs. It is similar to the anorexia, where a demon say that you should not eat.

What the guy need is exorcism, not public attention.



The guy was BORN without legs. The prosthetic he is wearing does not have anything to do with exorcism or the satan. He is wearing the curved prosthetic because it is the easiest to run in.
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So they have Olympics for freaks too? Disgusting beyond belief But it's kind of funny to look at the same time, considering that i have body parts that they don't






By the way, why are the letting the freaks have a seperate show? Why can't they be with the normal people? Just because they lack some body parts does not mean that they deserve to have their very own show, that's racist towards normal people



So by following your logic, we shouldn't have the olympics for people with all of their limbs because it is racist towards people who lack some limbs?
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The guy was BORN without legs. The prosthetic he is wearing does not have anything to do with exorcism or the satan. He is wearing the curved prosthetic because it is the easiest to run in.
And why do you think I was born with no legs? Jesus often pre punishes people for sins He knows they will commit. Jesus knows everything about anything, ever.

FACT.

Psalm 147:4-5 He telleth the number of the stars; he calleth them all by their names. Great is our Lord, and of great power: his understanding is infinite.

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People don't have the same diseases as animals. That's because we are a completely different creation.


These are two lovely fox terriers.

Make up your mind, sweetie.
i have eds a muscle problem and joint problem witch also effects things like your skin and internal organs but dachsunds have eds as well also one of my dogs died of cancer while giving birth so tell me how animals dont have the same diseases as humans i could go on for a long time argueing about this.
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i have eds a muscle problem and joint problem witch also effects things like your skin and internal organs but dachsunds have eds as well also one of my dogs died of cancer while giving birth so tell me how animals dont have the same diseases as humans i could go on for a long time argueing about this.
You could, but you would be wrong.

What pertains to animals is different from what pertains to people. The exception being the AIDS and other punishments that GOD throws at queer bestiality lovers.

Or were those diseases you acquired from your dog? Are you into bestiality?

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The guy was BORN without legs. The prosthetic he is wearing does not have anything to do with exorcism or the satan. He is wearing the curved prosthetic because it is the easiest to run in.
He's where he belongs now - behind bars. And I bet the biggest darkest Nigros in Africa are happy that he's there.
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