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Dear Skyfire,

I don't read witch.

What's this crap mean?

☼ ☽◯☾ ☼ ~ "And it harm none, do what you will." [-The Witch's Rede] ~ ☼ ☽◯☾ ☼

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Hi Sammy, the Witch's Rede is an injunction against doing harm. It is basically the primary guiding rule of our practice - it means we may explore our lives and act as we wish, as long as we cause no harm to another. Thanks you for asking =)
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Thank you to everyone who has responded to me and helped me better understand your point of view. However, I am not going to remain here any longer; I understand that your intentions are good, noble even, but I do not appreciate anyone wishing that my loved ones die in order to change my spiritual views. I realize you may not believe in the power or danger of a curse, but I very much do, and it is very important to me to protect the ones I love, so I will now distance myself from that influence. Thanks again for your help in understanding your point of view, it is greatly appreciated. May you be granted peace on your path.

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Hi Ex-Viking, I genuinely don't understand why people keep comparing Witchcraft to child molestation. Can you explain how you all reach that conclusion?

Harry Potter is too far removed from reality to suggest a connection to Witchcraft as it is practiced, now or in the past. A book series such as 'House of Night' might fit your example better, since the rituals practiced in that book are very similar to rituals practiced by Wiccans, but the witchcraft of Harry Potter does not resemble any magical or spiritual practice I have ever heard of.
I am saying it cause you are saying that Harry Potter witchcraft should be regarded as fantasy just cause its movies and books. Well then you can also say that special effect or CGI child porn should be regarded as fantasy just cause its movies and books. In other words you support child porn.

And dont dare to use the straw man accusation
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but I do not appreciate anyone wishing that my loved ones die in order to change my spiritual views. I realize you may not believe in the power or danger of a curse, but I very much do, and it is very important to me to protect the ones I love
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Okay Jeb or whatever your username is, this post is complete and utter BS. The fact that your ultraconservative ass and friends thought to make this post is beyond me. First before I say anything else I would like to quote JK Rowiling herself. "Yes I am a Christian and put Christian imagery and illusions throughout the series" so take that Jeb(im just gonna call you that) and suck it. Harry Potter is under the freaking FANTASY section not nonfiction you dumbass! and since you clearly didnt pass first grade...Fantasy means its not real. So yes Harry Potter doesnt make itself seem real nor does it "promote" any negative themes. It teaches kids more then the bible ever will.
Personally I have been going to Catholic School and Church my whole life and it was Harry Potter that changed me morally into a better person and I started to value things greater than myself. I started to value courage, honesty, fighting for what is right, giving a voice to the voiceless, fighting evil, etc. Children start to see themselves in these beautifully crafted characters and through Harry Potter they get to see values and morals that they want for themmselves. Like my best friend her idol became Hermione(and since obviously your ignorant ass didnt read the series or this post would not have been made, Hermione is the protagonist's Best friend) and my best friend found that through Hermione it was okay and actually cool to be smart.
Harry Potter also saves lives. After another one of my friends read Harry Potter he truly saw the light and realized the damage of death and a suicide through the tragic death of Cederic and James and Lily Potter.
And on top of all of this if your going to Ban Harry Potter then ban Lord of the Rings or Star Wars(you sort of look like Chewbacca yourself) because that list could very well apply to those series if you are narrowminded enough to not understand that there are good books other than the bible.
My point is, you should probably throw out your computer and surgically remove your brain if you believe anything the OP said.
Comments would be nice and try to argue with me that I am wrong because I have many more points I didnt add.
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As a renowned satanist once bragged "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist "

The KJV says otherwise, you are wrong.

Now that that minor detail was put aside why don't you introduce yourself properly in the right section?

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...I would like to quote JK Rowiling herself. "Yes I am a Christian...
Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."

God doesn't care what label you put on yourself, He cares that you kill witches and non-virgin brides that have been paid for and disobedient, drunken children and adulterers and those who work on Sunday (or it might be Saturday, better be on the safe side and kill them all rather than potentially incurring the wrath of a vengeful god named Jealous, amirite) and force rape victims to marry their attackers and don't wear linen and silk together because, whatever, shit's so crazy at this point who needs justification for any of this crap anymore.



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Okay Jeb or whatever your username is, this post is complete and utter BS. The fact that your ultraconservative ass and friends thought to make this post is beyond me. First before I say anything else I would like to quote JK Rowiling herself. "Yes I am a Christian and put Christian imagery and illusions throughout the series" so take that Jeb(im just gonna call you that) and suck it. Harry Potter is under the freaking FANTASY section not nonfiction you dumbass! and since you clearly didnt pass first grade...Fantasy means its not real. So yes Harry Potter doesnt make itself seem real nor does it "promote" any negative themes. It teaches kids more then the bible ever will.
Personally I have been going to Catholic School and Church my whole life and it was Harry Potter that changed me morally into a better person and I started to value things greater than myself. I started to value courage, honesty, fighting for what is right, giving a voice to the voiceless, fighting evil, etc. Children start to see themselves in these beautifully crafted characters and through Harry Potter they get to see values and morals that they want for themmselves. Like my best friend her idol became Hermione(and since obviously your ignorant ass didnt read the series or this post would not have been made, Hermione is the protagonist's Best friend) and my best friend found that through Hermione it was okay and actually cool to be smart.
Harry Potter also saves lives. After another one of my friends read Harry Potter he truly saw the light and realized the damage of death and a suicide through the tragic death of Cederic and James and Lily Potter.
And on top of all of this if your going to Ban Harry Potter then ban Lord of the Rings or Star Wars(you sort of look like Chewbacca yourself) because that list could very well apply to those series if you are narrowminded enough to not understand that there are good books other than the bible.
My point is, you should probably throw out your computer and surgically remove your brain if you believe anything the OP said.
Comments would be nice and try to argue with me that I am wrong because I have many more points I didnt add.
Finally! someone on here who isn't a complete psycho path. I actually love you. You show them!
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Okay Jeb or whatever your username is, this post is complete and utter BS. The fact that your ultraconservative ass and friends thought to make this post is beyond me. First before I say anything else I would like to quote JK Rowiling herself. "Yes I am a Christian and put Christian imagery and illusions throughout the series" so take that Jeb(im just gonna call you that) and suck it. Harry Potter is under the freaking FANTASY section not nonfiction you dumbass! and since you clearly didnt pass first grade...Fantasy means its not real. So yes Harry Potter doesnt make itself seem real nor does it "promote" any negative themes. It teaches kids more then the bible ever will.
Personally I have been going to Catholic School and Church my whole life and it was Harry Potter that changed me morally into a better person and I started to value things greater than myself. I started to value courage, honesty, fighting for what is right, giving a voice to the voiceless, fighting evil, etc. Children start to see themselves in these beautifully crafted characters and through Harry Potter they get to see values and morals that they want for themmselves. Like my best friend her idol became Hermione(and since obviously your ignorant ass didnt read the series or this post would not have been made, Hermione is the protagonist's Best friend) and my best friend found that through Hermione it was okay and actually cool to be smart.
Harry Potter also saves lives. After another one of my friends read Harry Potter he truly saw the light and realized the damage of death and a suicide through the tragic death of Cederic and James and Lily Potter.
And on top of all of this if your going to Ban Harry Potter then ban Lord of the Rings or Star Wars(you sort of look like Chewbacca yourself) because that list could very well apply to those series if you are narrowminded enough to not understand that there are good books other than the bible.
My point is, you should probably throw out your computer and surgically remove your brain if you believe anything the OP said.
Comments would be nice and try to argue with me that I am wrong because I have many more points I didnt add.
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

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Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

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tl;dr

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
FYI, this entire forum is a joke. You're being a christian in all the wrong ways.
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Okay Jeb or whatever your username is, this post is complete and utter BS. The fact that your ultraconservative ass and friends thought to make this post is beyond me. First before I say anything else I would like to quote JK Rowiling herself. "Yes I am a Christian and put Christian imagery and illusions throughout the series" so take that Jeb(im just gonna call you that) and suck it. Harry Potter is under the freaking FANTASY section not nonfiction you dumbass! and since you clearly didnt pass first grade...Fantasy means its not real. So yes Harry Potter doesnt make itself seem real nor does it "promote" any negative themes. It teaches kids more then the bible ever will.
Personally I have been going to Catholic School and Church my whole life and it was Harry Potter that changed me morally into a better person and I started to value things greater than myself. I started to value courage, honesty, fighting for what is right, giving a voice to the voiceless, fighting evil, etc. Children start to see themselves in these beautifully crafted characters and through Harry Potter they get to see values and morals that they want for themmselves. Like my best friend her idol became Hermione(and since obviously your ignorant ass didnt read the series or this post would not have been made, Hermione is the protagonist's Best friend) and my best friend found that through Hermione it was okay and actually cool to be smart.
Harry Potter also saves lives. After another one of my friends read Harry Potter he truly saw the light and realized the damage of death and a suicide through the tragic death of Cederic and James and Lily Potter.
And on top of all of this if your going to Ban Harry Potter then ban Lord of the Rings or Star Wars(you sort of look like Chewbacca yourself) because that list could very well apply to those series if you are narrowminded enough to not understand that there are good books other than the bible.
My point is, you should probably throw out your computer and surgically remove your brain if you believe anything the OP said.
Comments would be nice and try to argue with me that I am wrong because I have many more points I didnt add.
How does Harry Potter make anyone a better person? It promotes racism by saying that people who are in a different social group are inherently evil. It promotes prejudice by promoting hatred against persons because of their looks instead of their actions and feelings. It promotes magic instead of praying and actual effort to effect change. It promotes laziness and slothfulness by forcing people to read useless books instead of the Bible.

And the worst thing is something you even admitted to yourself, it is fantasy, which is a fancy word for lies. God does not like liars. Someone like JK Rowling who deliberately and consistently lies and deceives, writing entire books full of dishonesty, will burn in Hell. Proverbs 19:9, Proverbs 12:22
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Firstly I would like to say, I have Just finished reading all 11 pages of this thread. The very words of God exist in this thread. I have been on this earth for 82 years now living the life of a devout Christian. In my 82 years I have learned a trick or two about the spotting of gays and lesbian and Pastor Ezekiel, you sir are a *** homersexural advance *** as sure as there is a God in heaven above. Gays have been known to take wives and father children in their effort to remain anonymous, who's to say there aren't gays crafty, deceitful and dedicated to there evil ways enough to infiltrate the house of the God. I SAW THAT *** homersexural advance ***

Oh and Harry Potter is GREAT! I have personally uploaded them to the internet for all to enjoy for free, making them for accessible to young children.

Congratulations to J. K. Rowling on her success with the novels. May the proceeds go to the writing of similar novels and more of these 'satanic training manuals.'

Hemp plants are truly a gift from God!(Not marijuana as a drug)(I hope you lunatics can at least agree to that)

Also on a more friendly note... LET THE OF ALL FLOW AND WATER THE EARTH SO THE SPAWN OF HELL MAY PROSPER.

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This is in breach of secular copyright laws. 1 Peter 2:13

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Congratulations to J. K. Rowling on her success with the novels. May the proceeds go to the writing of similar novels and more of these 'satanic training manuals.'
Now think about it.... If you have uploaded these books so that people can obtain them for free, where do the "proceeds" come from"?

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Please stop making homersexural advances toward Pastor Ezekiel.

He's engaged, to a woman....
Yeah, I mean, how long does he have to keep that up before people believe that he really is heterosexual?

I'd have figured five years should have done it, but it's been, what, twelve years, now?




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Yeah, I mean, how long does he have to keep that up before people believe that he really is heterosexual?

I'd have figured five years should have done it, but it's been, what, twelve years, now?
That is just so typical of the cynical atheist mind! With so many marriages ending in divorce these days, it is admirable that Pastor Zeke is prepared to postpone his personal happiness so as to ensure that he and his fiancée are well suited, and that she is fully prepared for her responsibilities to him and his congregation. He is unselfish that way.
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Notice how the satanists always find a way to turn the discussion around, to distract us from the issue at hand? It's their tried and true technique.

What does my prolonged engagement to Sister Daisy Mae have to do with the evils of Harry Potter?
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