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Old 01-21-2014, 07:26 PM
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Smile Depressed Job Creator? Gain Confidence with these Positive Affirmations!

There is no minority more oppressed than us "one-percenters" so it's easy for us to lose our mojo. That's why God has provided us with these positive affirmations:

I Am A Job Creator, A Manifesto.

Lots of ways positive affirmations can be used. Read them to yourself, or record yourself saying them (replace "I am" with "you are") and listen to it play over and over while you sleep. (I tried having my maid read them to me, but the lazy bitch couldn't keep her accent under control, so I had to call the INS on her.

Anyway, here's a my favorites:

I am entitled to a healthy and well-educated workforce, a modern and efficient transportation system and protection for my person and property, just as I am entitled to demonize the government workers who provide them.

I am entitled to complain bitterly about taxes that are always too high, even when they are at record lows.

I am entitled to a judicial system that efficiently enforces contracts and legal obligations on customers, suppliers and employees but does not afford them the same right in return.

I am entitled to complain about the poor quality of service provided by government agencies even as I leave my own customers on hold for 35 minutes while repeatedly telling them how important their call is.

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I am entitled to pass on my accumulated wealth tax-free to heirs, who in turn, are entitled to claim that they earned everything they have.

I am entitled to use unlimited amounts of my own or company funds to buy elections without disclosing such expenditures to shareholders or the public.

I am entitled to use company funds to burnish my own charitable reputation.

I am entitled to provide political support to radical, uncompromising politicians and then complain about how dysfunctional Washington has become.


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I am entitled to load companies up with debt in order to pay myself and investors big dividends — and then blame any bankruptcy on over-compensated workers.

I am entitled to contracts, subsidies, tax breaks, loans and even bailouts from government, even as I complain about job-killing government budget deficits.


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I am entitled to all the rights and privileges of running an American company, but owe no loyalty to American workers or taxpayers.
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Dear Jeb,

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There is no minority more oppressed than us "one-percenters"
I can only wholeheartedly agree with this statement.

The problem that the Obama administration, the Clinton administration and of course the Carter administration have brought over America is that people no longer use the Holy Bible as a guideline.

Please allow me to demonstrate this with some Holy Scripture. In Genesis 16:8 the Bible says: "And he said, Hagar, Sarai's maid, whence camest thou? and whither wilt thou go? And she said, I flee from the face of my mistress Sarai." I will explain what is happening here. Sarai is treating her maid, Hagar, in horrible horrible ways. So horrible that Hagar has run away from Sarai. In Obama's America many people would tell Hagar that she did the right thing and that Sarai should not have treated her badly. They will tell her to sue Sarai and to join a communist union. And to make matter even worse, they will tell Hagar to stop working and start begging for handouts instead of earning an honest dollar.

But that is the complete opposite of what the Bible has to say on the subject. Let us see how God handles this in the next verse, Genesis 16:9: "And the angel of the Lord said unto her, Return to thy mistress, and submit thyself under her hands." So God tells her to shut up, get back to work and accept whatever suffering comes with that!

What the 99% being exploited by the 1% clearly fail understand is that the 1% is doing them a huge favor. By giving their employees a horrible life, they are making it easier for them to go to Heaven! The Bible is very clear on this matter in Matthew 19:23-24: "Then said Jesus unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, That a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven. And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God." So let me repeat this, by keeping the 99% poor the 1% are doing the 99% a huge favor. Maybe they have to suffer a few decades while they are here on Earth but once they die they will have an eternity in Heaven to thank the 1% over and over again for their infinite generosity.

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
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"That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus,
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1. Admit you are a worthless sinner. Romans 3:10
2. Be willing to turn from sin (repent). Acts 17:30
3. Believe that Jesus Christ died for you, was buried and
rose from the dead. Romans 10:9-10
4. Through prayer, invite Jesus into your life to become
your personal Savior, Boss, King and Lord. Romans 10:13
What to Pray:

Lord Jesus, I know that I have sinned against you.
I know that I am not perfect and that I can never
please you through my own efforts. I know that I
deserve to be judged according to my sins. And, I
know that I have absolutely nothing to offer you.

Lord Jesus, I ask you to forgive me. I do not rely
on myself but only on you and I receive you as
Lord of my life and as savior of my soul.
Lord Jesus, please save me!

Accepted Jesus as your Savior?
Now you need to:


1. Study your KJV Bible every day
to get to know Christ better.
2. Talk to God in prayer every day.
3. Be baptized, worship, fellowship,
and serve with other Christians
in a church where Christ is preached,
and the Bible is the final authority.
4. Tell others about Jesus Christ
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