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Jesus-Is-Savior.com: Sick CBS Sitcom 'The Big Bang Theory' Is Highest Rated Sex Perversion On Television

By David J. Stewart


Mormons are widely known for their sexualized religious beliefs. The two are inseparable. Remove the sexual perversion and the Mormon religion ceases to exist. But a much lesser known, but far more spiritually dangerous false religion, is Judaism. The sexualized Jewish false religion is far more dangerous because it's been influencing American society through television for 75 years. As with Mormonism (and the two religions are closely associated, along with Freemasonry), Judaism and the Talmud cannot exist without sexual perversion (as I'll prove to you in some shocking quotes from the Jewish Talmud later in this article).

One of the most sicko and sexually perverted programs on television since 2007 is called "THE BIG BANG THEORY." The evil show is co-produced by Jewish TV executive Chuck Lorre (his 2011 yearly salary was $35,000,000); and the star of the show, Mayim Bialik (who plays Amy ) is a devout follower of the Talmud…


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Don't say the harshness of this review is due to the fact that True Christians(™) don't get most of the jokes on Big Band Theory. The rough draft of this article was probably far more critical, but no doubt it has since been mellowed out to compensate for our bias as non-nerds. In scientific terms, this study has been "corrected for" this bias. I'm sure it was a simple matter of asking the nerdiest true Christians what they thought of it, which also made things sciencier by increasing the sample size. In fact, I'm 110% certain that's exactly what happened.
...it shouldn't be surprising that Jewish produced TV sitcoms degrade women as dogs. In the same aforementioned episode of the show, Rajesh says with an India accent, "I give her a shoulder to cry on and then I give it to her good" (a sexual innuendo). The same episode makes reference to: menstrual cycle, calls an African-American woman 'brown sugar,' speaks of sexual desirability, a six-breasted sex-robot, sniffing around your goods, take your pants off, inappropriate sexual advance, STD's, just to list a few. THE BIG BANG THEORY is a sinful show produced by unsaved heathens, sexual degenerates, who are bold Christ-rejecters.

I stopped watching television years ago. When mainstream news started featuring whores with miniskirts showing everything, I realized that TV had been totally corrupted. You can't even watch the daily news anymore. Everything happening on the TV screen centers around the woman's vagina. That's what the reporter with a miniskirt all the way up her thighs says to any red-blooded man with a man's mind. No healthy man with a normal mind can sit watching a woman with her thighs exposed and not think sexually. Americans have adopted a dirty Playboy philosophy. It's wickedness and God hates it! It's all so sexually suggestive, promiscuous and perverted.


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Glorification of Jew-on-blonde interracial sex is also common on the Big Bang Theory, including this example where they have oral sex with each other's mouths.
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...sexually unclean, dirty-minded, perverted, sensual and immoral. Americans love filth! Americans love garbage!

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I would have loved to have lived in the 18th or 19th century...Sadly, people today cannot remember a time in America when men could share a bed as friends without anybody thinking anything. Two men who were best of friends didn't think it strange to sleep next to each other. I remember even in the 1970's that American society was still predominantly clean-minded. John leaned his head against Jesus' breast (John 21:20). No one thought they were queers. It's sad that television has turned Americans into dirty-minded perverts!!! Everything today is sexually suggestive...


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The problem goes far beyond some greedy unethical people in Hollywood who desire to make money. The religion of Judaism and it's unholy book, the Talmud, are the underlying evil religion behind the sexual decadence of American television.

[Are you listening, liberals? Quit scapegoating conservative economic policy for the world's problems! Stop committing hate-speech against people just because they happen to be corporations (That's right, Corporations are people, just ask the Supreme Court). The problem is not laws written by and for corporations and the 1%, that sort of scapegoating distracts and divides us, when all human beings, both the corporate kind and the flesh kind, should be uniting against the real problem: JEWS!)

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The Talmud is an evil publication that condemns the Word of God, blaspheming the Lord Jesus Christ, teaching that Mary was raped by a Roman solider, denying the virgin birth of the Lord Jesus Christ. God hates the Talmud, which is revered by many Jews today.

Jesus-Is-Savior.com: Jewish Stars Over Hollywood

Jews totally dominate the film industry. Although most of the films are vulgar, violent trash, the industry falls all over itself giving each other awards for producing such. Propaganda and 'message' films flow out of Hollywood and across TV screens. (Read “How The Jews Invented Hollywood” by Neal Gabler)

Hollywood is the biggest source of filth—Communist, home-wrecking, homosexual, sexually immoral, violent, anti-American, anti-Christian, repulsive filth! If the American people knew the truth and researched the backgrounds of the people behind Hollywood, we'd see a dark picture of a bunch of sick-minded, anti-American, Communist, anti-Christian, sexually degenerate, greedy, God-haters. Hollywood is synonymous with sinful living.

“The Big Bang Theory” show epitomizes Hollywood.


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Judaism is a Satanic religion rooted in rejection of Jesus as the Christ. The Talmud is a sexually degenerate manuscript, which debases Gentile women, children and motherhood. From beginning to end, THE BIG BANG THEORY sitcom is saturated with filthy talk, dirty-mindedness and sexual licentiousness (lewd and lascivious). It is evil.

Due to the evils of Zionism that has infected our churches, Judaism is not preached against as it should be…


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…Kabbalistic mysticism has perpetuated from generation-to-generation, existing today in Freemasonry, Mormonism, Judaism and other secret societies. The Bible calls this the “synagogue of Satan” (Revelation 2:9).

Prophetically, this is The Great Whoreof Revelation 17:1, that is, the Illuminati who fornicates with the kings (nations) of the earth. As shocking as it may be to the average Christian who has never really understood the Bible, the Scriptures confirm that the city of Jerusalem is The Great Whore. Revelation 17:18, “And the woman which thou sawest is that great city, which reigneth over the kings of the earth.” Israel controls the world! They control the U.S. military, newsmedia, politics and finance.

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...I have never been so upset by a poll in my life. Only 22% of Americans now believe "the movie and television industries are pretty much run by Jews," down from nearly 50% in 1964.

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Unbelieving Jews crucified the Lord Jesus Christ 2,000 years ago, and elite Jews in Hollywood are still crucifying Jesus today in every Hollywood piece of trash they produce. You'll be hard-pressed to find a Hollywood movie that doesn't take God's name in vain, doesn't contain sexually-suggestive scenes, nor any violence. Hollywood is homosexual to the core!

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Infamous comedian Sarah Silverman is a beautiful woman outwardly; but inwardly she is filled with dead man's bones and rotting maggots. Matthew 23:27, “Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men's bones, and of all uncleanness.” As with many elite Jews today, Silverman hates Jesus Christ and often blasphemes Him in her works of darkness. In one stunt she portrays herself in bed as having sex with Jesus. Sarah Silverman is a sick woman. Get this, one of her 2 biological sisters is a feminist rabbi, the other an actor. Of course, they're all Jewish.


Read the rest at:

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils...ang_theory.htm
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils...ywood_jews.htm
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There is clearly nothing too low for Disney to destroy our American values! Steve Job's death hasn't even slowed them down as Satan himself is now in charge.

Even the name is a direct attack against our Lord and Savior as every Christian knows the only big bang was America nuking Japan to win the second world war.

Genesis 1:1 "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth."
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This is basically no different than almost all other shows on TV. Men are made to look stupider than their wives no matter their level of intelligence or intellect.

Here are some examples of characters that have been used to denigrate the status of the man as the head of the household:
Nuclear Power Specialist:


Geological Engineer:

Warehouse manager:


Almost all shows are like this. This is how the Jews and the elites try to indoctrinate the population and make them feel ineffectual and inferior. If you can't stand up to your wife, how are you going to stand up to your boss? God forbid it's a woman and she's always on her period.
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Let's not forget the most insidious propaganda BIG LIE pushed by The Bug Bang Theory, and other forms of entertainment, whether on TV or Jewtube: acceptance of the Nerd lifestyle.

Look at every single act of evil, and there's a nerd involved somewhere. And of course, lots of nerds are Jewish, and almost all Jews are nerds.

You know what, Christ-killers? If you want acceptance, don't do it by shoving the nerd lifestyle down our children's throats! Put down the books, pick up some weights, DO SOME PHYSICAL LABOR FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, and we might leave you alone and find someone else to wedgie. As a wise man once said "Work will set you free".
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As a wise man once said "Work will set you free".
A most proper way to remind us that

Genesis 3:19

In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.

Or in the case of nerdy joos who multiply their iniquities and try to bring down JESUS (and get rich without the sweat of their face).

Ezekiel 28:18

Thou hast defiled thy sanctuaries by the multitude of thine iniquities, by the iniquity of thy traffick; therefore will I bring forth a fire from the midst of thee, it shall devour thee, and I will bring thee to ashes upon the earth in the sight of all them that behold thee.

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There is clearly nothing too low for Disney to destroy our American values! Steve Job's death hasn't even slowed them down as Satan himself is now in charge.

Even the name is a direct attack against our Lord and Savior as every Christian knows the only big bang was America nuking Japan to win the second world war.

Genesis 1:1 "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth."
I suggest that we good christians should strive to counter this abominable series by finding a way to produce a pure christian version of it. If, what would not be hard, we do a better job than the zion-antichrists most people would come over to watch our show instead.

First we find a good title name like say; "The Big Genesis Theory"

Then we get ourselves four male actors that play four christians of different denominations living together in a good christian household trying to outchrist each other all day.
Here we make a little fun of the characters, but not of christianity of course.

In the neighbour home we let house a blonde with the name of "Granny the Witch". Another witch would visit regularly as a would be - seductress, going by the name of "A very Foulness", and yet a third Witch with glasses would come over playing the Original Witch consulted by King Saul all this time back then. So no beautiful girls who could lead our heroes to sin, but subjects for a beautyful morally important witch-hunting here and there

What do you say ? Do some of you already nurture the wish to play a part in my christian movie series?

Dont be shy. Speak up my brothers in Christ.
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...First we find a good title name like say; "The Big Genesis Theory"...
Yes, we all know that the Roman Catholics have abandoned all pretense of actually having faith in the Word, but do you have to be so obvious (and insulting to our hosts, the True Christians™) as to label Genesis a "theory"?
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I suggest that we good christians should strive to counter this abominable series by finding a way to produce a pure christian version of it. If, what would not be hard, we do a better job than the zion-antichrists most people would come over to watch our show instead.

First we find a good title name like say; "The Big Genesis Theory"

Then we get ourselves four male actors that play four christians of different denominations living together in a good christian household trying to outchrist each other all day.
Here we make a little fun of the characters, but not of christianity of course.

In the neighbour home we let house a blonde with the name of "Granny the Witch". Another witch would visit regularly as a would be - seductress, going by the name of "A very Foulness", and yet a third Witch with glasses would come over playing the Original Witch consulted by King Saul all this time back then. So no beautiful girls who could lead our heroes to sin, but subjects for a beautyful morally important witch-hunting here and there

What do you say ? Do some of you already nurture the wish to play a part in my christian movie series?

Dont be shy. Speak up my brothers in Christ.
I should have stopped reading after "we good Christians" part. (Spoken by a Catholic priest).

Unfortunately I didn't, and now I am left with a horrifying image of a gay porn "sitcom."

Is this really the only thing perverts like you can think about?

I need a Pastor to purify me NOW!
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I should have stopped reading after "we good Christians" part. (Spoken by a Catholic priest).
Come on, come on; we are all gods children here - and that would also be one of the key teachings of the series.
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Unfortunately I didn't, and now I am left with a horrifying image of a gay porn "sitcom."
If it is your intent to get everything wrong you will always succeed, but where is the gayness in a handful christian males embracing each other as fellow sons of Adam?
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Is this really the only thing perverts like you can think about?

I need a Pastor to purify me NOW!
If you find four they could play my male main actors and you could be the actress for one of the Witches.
Or could it be that this part would require no act of acting from you?
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Come on, come on; we are all gods children here
Wrong. Monsters like you are children of the Devil:

John 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

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I'll pray for your lost soul.
You did not pray in vain. Behold I even made an introduction song for the new series THE GENESIS THEORY
Our holy Lord was in a hot creative state,
Then nearly six thousand years ago creation started, wait...
The Earth began to please Jehovah,
The angels began to come over,
Adam and Eve developed tools,
We built the tower ob Babel using mules,
Creation science, bible history, unravelling the mysteries,
That all started with the Genesis!

Now can you deny any longer that lends me a hand in my work?
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You did not pray in vain. Behold I even made an introduction song for the new series THE GENESIS THEORY
Our holy Lord was in a hot creative state,
Then nearly six thousand years ago creation started, wait...
The Earth began to please Jehovah,
The angels began to come over,
Adam and Eve developed tools,
We built the tower ob Babel using mules,
Creation science, bible history, unravelling the mysteries,
That all started with the Genesis!

Now can you deny any longer that lends me a hand in my work?
Satan is lending you a hand but it is nowhere to be seen....

PRAISE THE LORD!
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You did not pray in vain. Behold I even made an introduction song for the new series THE GENESIS THEORY
Our holy Lord was in a hot creative state,
Then nearly six thousand years ago creation started, wait...
The Earth began to please Jehovah,
The angels began to come over,
Adam and Eve developed tools,
We built the tower ob Babel using mules,
Creation science, bible history, unravelling the mysteries,
That all started with the Genesis!

Now can you deny any longer that lends me a hand in my work?
If this is what you call "lending a hand:"

2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
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If this is what you call "lending a hand:"

2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
So I get some answers with much ad homosexual (or is that ad homosapiens or ad hominidem) remarks, but not a single critic to the text itself

Therefore may I freely assume that your church will not hesitate to be the sponsor of THIS CHRISTIAN VERSION OF THE BBT ?

Will your Pastors back up my production with enough money so that I can start prodcuing a high budget series ?
And perhaps we could also win BENNY HINN as a co-sponsor if I promise him a guest role as the visiting character comedian BENNY HILL !
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So I get some answers with much ad homosexual (or is that ad homosapiens or ad hominidem) remarks, but not a single critic to the text itself
Oh, really? You sure have a funny way of selective reading. I guess you learned that cherry-picking the Holy Bible.

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Therefore may I freely assume that your church will not hesitate to be the sponsor of THIS CHRISTIAN VERSION OF THE BBT ?

Will your Pastors back up my production with enough money so that I can start prodcuing a high budget series ?
And perhaps we could also win BENNY HINN as a co-sponsor if I promise him a guest role as the visiting character comedian BENNY HILL !
No.

I will still pray for your salvation. I'm sure it's pointless, but it makes me feel better.
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but not a single critic to the text itself
You have mistaken our mercy with weakness.

Want a critic? Ok, UTTER AND COMPLETE RUBBISH, PROBABLE LUNACY!

I'm starting to think that when those cat-a-lick "priets" baptize the little children and sodomize them they push too hard and the brain comes out through the nose.

The cat-a-licks are surely the mosts despicable of the damned.

Revelation 21:8

But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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You have mistaken our mercy with weakness.

Want a critic? Ok, UTTER AND COMPLETE RUBBISH, PROBABLE LUNACY!

I'm starting to think that when those cat-a-lick "priets" baptize the little children and sodomize them they push too hard and the brain comes out through the nose.
The brain of the priest or the brain of the children? Please specify.
One can only misunderstand your speeches if you wont refrain from writing so unclear
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The brain of the priest or the brain of the children? Please specify.
The brain of young kuechel if I have to spell it out.

The delusion level that you have been presenting reminds me of the cases where cat-alick priest handed out LSD laced hosts.

Please pray to JESUS that HE saves you, it is most clear that satan is in his final stage before taking you over completely.

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